The donkey and stallion shit is about to hit the fan again in the upcoming episode of ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’. It’s more than safe to assume that Phaedra Parks will never invite Kenya Moore as her +1 to Queen Tiny’s next Pachama Party.
Following their battle over workout videos, Phaedra’s husband Apollo Nida claimed that Kenya offered to show him how her pussy works (thank you, Brian McKnight. thank you forever.) while both were visiting Los Angeles.
In the teaser for tomorrow night’s episode, Phaedra shows her concern over Kenya pulling a “Boom I Got Your Boyfriend” when the ladies head down to Mexico. “What is he doing over there with her?” she asks when she catches Apollo flirting with Kenya, adding, “Do I slap the dog shit out of her?”
‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ star Apollo Nida roughed up Kenya Moore’s assistant / god friend Brandon DeShazer last night, and the brawl was over their Donkey-Stallion-Jack-Ass-Booty workout dvd drama. All that aggression from two tapioca pudding colored men. It’s a shame that Tyler Perry had to miss out.
Apollo reportedly flew into a rage and “violently attacked” Brandon at a party that was being filmed for the upcoming season of the popular reality show. With cameras catching every second of the squabble, he had to be restrained by seven male crew members before finally simmering down.
NeNe Leakes is a 5’10″ caramel-complected, tall glass of water who has been twerking since President Lincoln freed the slaves, basically.
In the latest hour of stunts featured on ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta,’ Phaedra Parks demanded Miss Steal Your Man Because Mine Doesn’t Want Me, better known as Kenya Moore, to cut the “bullshit” after pushing husband Apollo in the pool while on vacay in Anguilla.
After a special dance presentation from the natives, Kenya also threw her dark chocolate poon on Cynthia Bailey’s boo Peter Thomas. But he’s not here for her shenanigans.
“I didn’t ask that woman to do that,” Peter tweeted while watching the show last night. “That’s why I was looking in the other direction the whole time that woman was bend over in front of me.”
This is where where you say, “Release the kraken!”