The High Priestess of Cunt gave back to the citizens of West Hollywood by smiling and waving at the birthday party of twin fashion designers To-Tam and To-Nya Sachika (be your polite self and nod) at Sur restaurant on Monday night. Life is entirely too hard.

The High Priestess of Cunt took some time away from his boudoir to play it close with Ashanti’s younger sister Shia at Thunder Puss Thursdays. Funny how images intended strictly for Facebook always have a way of growing wings.

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Aggressive studs and their more feminine lesbian counterparts would all start singing a different tune if they were to ever literally get a load of The High Priestess of Cunt, or at least that’s what he is trying to put out in the universe. “I don’t believe in Lesbians…they change around me…even if they just want to sample…I can be the ‘example,’” tweeted Bow Wow’s former scalp masseuse.

Girl, good day. My gym teacher from junior high is not checking for your sugar walls.

By now we should all just accept that Omarion’s balls aren’t gonna drop anywhere else but Shad’s head. But while he may love his nasally tone likely could be corrected through prayer and avoidance of diary products, that doesn’t mean it should be used to attack each and every great song out there. Case in point O-mar-ri-on’s cover of Aaliyah’s, “One In A Million.”

Already, Huggy Bear The-Dream offered up a rendition of the classic track and my ears are only recently healing from it. Now Omari decides to go and give listeners an ear infection. It’s bad enough he already fucked up a Jodeci track. Why did he have to go and do the same to Aaliyah? She’s somewhere in heaven playing spades with 2Pac so why go and startle her in the afterlife?

Sir, no one wants to hear you screech, “EVERRRRRY-THAAAANG-YOU-DOOOO.” That is, not into that kind of mic anyway.

Omarion says he’s paying homage to Aaliyah. That sounds sweet in theory, but in the future if he wants to pay homage he should stick with, “Thank you, Aaliyah for making great music!” instead of making said great music sound like puberty’s tears.

Don’t worry, though, y’all. With covers like these it won’t be much longer until he’s poppin’ that bussy.

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There aren’t enough black and white flashing images and camera fadeouts in the world to hide Omarion’s terror at being a panty liner’s thickness away from contact with vaginal secretions. I blame Raheem Devaughn for leaving the gate open. “You’re the kind of lady with so much ass.” When K.Ci can outclass you in a song lyric, it’s time to reevaluate your life and your choices.

– E. Jay

He did not say “You’re the kind of lady with so much ass.” And then he have the nerve to do this video at the Best Western. And then he had to go to the Chinese bodega to get the lingerie for that heffa. And then he spent his check on whipped cream. And then random chick pops out of nowhere like it’s normal. KNEE. GROW. PLEASE.

– Micron

‘Love & Hip Hop’ Star Emily B. On Being Vulnerable In Front of Cameras, John The Man vs. Fabolous The Rapper, and Marriage

If The Pressed Chicks of America had a logo, it would be a picture of this broad holding on to a branch and it would read, “hang in there.”

– Donovan R.

If my rapper boo told me not to listen to the radio that would make me want to listen even more. The fact that he even had to say that shows me they are not on the same page cuz if she was truly okay with her role in the background she wouldn’t even want to do this show.

– Baby D.

The moral of this story is: sharing a rapper is better than not having one at all.

– Unforgivable Blackness

Chris Brown Calls Assault On Rihanna A ‘Mishap’ In New Interview With Page Six Magazine

Christopher Maurice Brown let me say this:

1. You don’t want to look like a damn fool, but yet, you are channeling all of Steven Q. Urkel in this photo.

2. Stop with all these damn tattoos. Remember, you will get old, and those things will look like the aftermath of Raz-B’s sanity.

3. That wasn’t a mishap. A mishap is a typo. A mishap is spilling milk. What happened between you and Rihanna wasn’t a mishap, just like you leaking your naked pictures for publicity wasn’t a mishap. Please, think before you speak most of the time.

– M.J 2.0

NeNe Leakes Sounds Off On Divorce Drama, Being ‘Sabotaged’ By Star Jones, and More

The sad and tired thing about NeNe is that she always have to put someone else down to lift herself up. She has clawed and climbed her way up on the backs of dang near every friend, foe and family member she has. I don’t know who’s left. It will be a pleasure to see RHOA without her loud mouth. I ain’t sorry to see her go at all. She is a disgrace/real life Madea to progressive black women.

– Char_den

Oh NeNe. You think that if you are loud people will think what you are saying makes the most sense or give in to your way of thinking out of intimidation? Ugh. How many more of your fifteen minutes is left?

– 0101001001000001

Tiny Remains Optimistic On T.I.’s Future: “He’s Never Gonna Go Back To Jail. We Can’t Have That.”

What she’s afraid of is that Clifford’s going to convert to Islam while he’s in jail. Then his religion won’t let him nibble on her Piglet backs when he comes out.

– Fact-Free Since 1996

I’ve always known (and so should the rest of the groupies and the world) that T.I. loves Tiny to DEATH. He’s dedicated more than one song to her and he has openly professed his love for this chick. How many other dudes have done that, especially a hood one? Tiny knows her man. We don’t. I think they’ll be fine, because T.I. has proven he’s loved her time and time again, and I am glad they don’t have an open relationship. That shit is for dumb bitches with low self esteem.

– Karla S.

Omarion has no desire to taste the rainbow. But if you do, that’s cool too.

The story goes that somebody thought it would be cute to come for his sexuality by releasing a fake press release announcing that he was bisexual on Saturday (January 8).

Negro Twitter of course ate the gossip up and regurgitated it like nobody’s business, knowing damn well if that day were to ever come Bow Wow’s muse would probably just send a mass BBM out instead. Come on!  If you ask me this stunt queen shit has Raz B’s name written all over it. With one of those big, fat pencils used by kindergartners.