The High Priestess of Cunt gave back to the citizens of West Hollywood by smiling and waving at the birthday party of twin fashion designers To-Tam and To-Nya Sachika (be your polite self and nod) at Sur restaurant on Monday night. Life is entirely too hard.
The High Priestess of Cunt took some time away from his boudoir to play it close with Ashanti’s younger sister Shia at Thunder Puss Thursdays. Funny how images intended strictly for Facebook always have a way of growing wings.
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Aggressive studs and their more feminine lesbian counterparts would all start singing a different tune if they were to ever literally get a load of The High Priestess of Cunt, or at least that’s what he is trying to put out in the universe. “I don’t believe in Lesbians…they change around me…even if they just want to sample…I can be the ‘example,’” tweeted Bow Wow’s former scalp masseuse.
Girl, good day. My gym teacher from junior high is not checking for your sugar walls.
Chris Brown made Trick Daddy proud at the birthday celebration for friend / collaborator Kevin McCall last week in Los Angeles. Teyana Taylor, Omarion, Esther Baxter, James Harden and Ray J rounded an evening filled with familiar faces.
By now we should all just accept that Omarion’s balls aren’t gonna drop anywhere else but Shad’s head. But while he may love his nasally tone likely could be corrected through prayer and avoidance of diary products, that doesn’t mean it should be used to attack each and every great song out there. Case in point O-mar-ri-on’s cover of Aaliyah’s, “One In A Million.”
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There aren’t enough black and white flashing images and camera fadeouts in the world to hide Omarion’s terror at being a panty liner’s thickness away from contact with vaginal secretions. I blame Raheem Devaughn for leaving the gate open. “You’re the kind of lady with so much ass.” When K.Ci can outclass you in a song lyric, it’s time to reevaluate your life and your choices.
– E. Jay
He did not say “You’re the kind of lady with so much ass.” And then he have the nerve to do this video at the Best Western. And then he had to go to the Chinese bodega to get the lingerie for that heffa. And then he spent his check on whipped cream. And then random chick pops out of nowhere like it’s normal. KNEE. GROW. PLEASE.
– Micron
If The Pressed Chicks of America had a logo, it would be a picture of this broad holding on to a branch and it would read, “hang in there.”
– Donovan R.
So, Puss In MCM got it in his head that the rest of the kids on the playground wanted to watch him “hunch” on somebody’s daughter to a classic Jodeci song. One he completely ruined with gratuitous trash-ass adlibs and vocal runs, by the way.
Omarion has no desire to taste the rainbow. But if you do, that’s cool too.
The story goes that somebody thought it would be cute to come for his sexuality by releasing a fake press release announcing that he was bisexual on Saturday (January 8).
Negro Twitter of course ate the gossip up and regurgitated it like nobody’s business, knowing damn well if that day were to ever come Bow Wow’s muse would probably just send a mass BBM out instead. Come on! If you ask me this stunt queen shit has Raz B’s name written all over it. With one of those big, fat pencils used by kindergartners.
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