Five Reasons Why Norwood Young Should Replace Barbara Walters On ‘The View’

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With Barbara Walters finally dipping into her social security check money via retirement, there will be a spot opening up on everyone mother’s favorite talk show that can’t be filled by Sherri Shepherd’s shoulders in 2014.


Here are five reasons why the ever so lovely and devine Norwood Young should sit his Armani ass down in Bab’s chair.

1. His incredible fashion sense. Just like people tune into Wendell Williams faithfully for his lace front wig of the day, I would make it a priority to set my DVR. Norwood discussing current events wearing python skin, pinks, polka dots and plaids? I’ll take two servings, please.

2. Regularly scheduled appearances from frenemy Karrine “Superhead” Steffans. Remember when these two were the best of friends? Even if they haven’t made up, the live updates via Superhead’s Twitter account would be enough to boost show ratings and score her another book deal. Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

3. The tea he would drop.  Norwood knows more about people in the industry than TMZ and Wikipedia combined. Listening to his True Hollywood Stories before heading out to work would be enough to push the kids through the day, thus improving their performance on the plantation.

4. Free televised performances of his new music. Star Jones used her platform on the show to snag free shit for her much publicized “dream wedding” to Al Reynolds in 2004. I am ten toes down for Norwood promoting his latest mixtape by singing “Love Come Down 2014″ into commercial break.

5. The sickening hairstyles. If you think Sherri Shepherd’s endless supply of three wigs was enough to to impress the kids, wait until you get into the hair spectacular that is Ms. Young. Curls, fade, box tops, finger waves, and everything else your mind can imagine.

Norwood Young Attends ‘R&B Divas LA’ Premiere Event

Hated On Mostly: Norwood Young Attends The 44th NAACP Image Awards

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Donning a beautifully crafted blow-out that would make singer Leela James proud, the incomparable Norwood Young looked ravishing as he stepped out on the red carpet at the 44th NAACP Image Awards. Cold chills are often associated with this type of fever.

Sexual Napalm: Norwood Young

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Regardless of your religious beliefs, if your vagina plays an acoustic version of “Dickmatize” whenever your eyes land on Norwood Young rest assure that your name is on the sacred scrolls as one of the chosen people selected by Trap Jesus. Thus guaranteeing you a spot in the Great Thereafter’s VIP section. Complimentary wings and fries  included.

The only person that matters as of 2:12 PM EST made an appearance at industry veteran Robi Reed’s Sunshine Beyond Summer Celebration looking like a bag of pesos on Saturday (September 1). Life is good.

Video: Norwood Young Invites Us To His Den of Love For A Special Evening

To show thanks for keeping him relevancy game proper, the incomparable Norwood Young is opening up his home for his Bloggers Appreciation Bash on Thursday, August 26, 2010 at Youngwood Court.

It’s an evening of dish as Norwood shed some light on old myths, and talk candidly about new ones! Attendees will be treated to a royal tour of the infamous Youngwood Court and given carte blanche access to ask Norwood all the questions that inquiring minds want to know. Plus, Norwood will share an excerpt from his new upcoming memoir, “Getting Back to My Me,” set for release in October. Bloggers will be the first to get a sneak peek at the chapter titled, “A Women Called Superhead.”

*wall slides*

Spotted: Norwood Young & Neicy Nash At Logo’s NewNowNext Awards

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Never mind Neicy Nash’s bloated hairline.

If I were to ever have the opportunity to touch the hem of Norwood Young’s garment in person consider this entire site as good as deleted. My life’s mission as a vessell for fuckery and shade would be fulfilled. Until that day comes I will continue to document his every move on the red carpet. All bloggers have their favorites, and don’t let them tell you anything else.

A plethora of absentee eyebrows and painted faces at Logo’s NewNowNext Awards after the jump!

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Norwood Young: Life of the Party

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Neicy Nash woke up bright and early this morning to sign, seal, and deliver a Hello Kitty thank you card to the Dwight Eubanks of Los Angeles for bringing life to her otherwise drab 40, Fabulous N’ Flirty [lies] party. You will too after checking out the guests for yourself.

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