Neicy Nash woke up bright and early this morning to sign, seal, and deliver a Hello Kitty thank you card to the Dwight Eubanks of Los Angeles for bringing life to her otherwise drab 40, Fabulous N’ Flirty [lies] party. You will too after checking out the guests for yourself.
Like a love struck puppy I have been searching high and low for new pictures of Norwood Young but have been coming up shorter than Terrance Howard’s peen in the shower scene in Get Rich or Die Tryin’. Let my journey be a lesson to all. If you remain steadfast in your quest for fuckery you will eventually hit the jack pot.
And that I did. Norwood Young convinced Margeaux to snatch up an extra leather onesie from the set of Dru Hill’s video for his red carpet appearance at opening night of The Color Purple. I want him to wear the same outfit when I deliver his babies.
I may push the boundaries when it comes to immature coverage of media topics but I will never fuck up the natural order of tang. And you can believe that more than you believe in Jesus. © Ray Charles
While Dwight was down in The Sip flapping his wings, the Black Radiance version of Bruce Jenner hosted his annual All Zest Everything Christmas party in Beverly Hills. Luenell, Natalie Cole, Nicole Murphy, Michael Strahan and others [and when I say others, I really fucking mean others] got into the Christmas spirit by sipping egg nog spiked with Norwood’s sperm inside his palatial palace. Break out the mistletoe and check out more flicks under the cut.
Norwood Young has been moon walking on red carpets rocking this sequined tribute to Michael Jackson since his untimely death earlier this year. By now the lining of his jacket must smell like a lethal combination of unfiltered liquid zest [not the soap] and White Diamonds but that’s not stopping him from fishing for compliments and comparisons to the late King of Pop. There is no question that the sweet aroma from his dingleberries is pungent enough to fill a parking garage but when man created Febreeze he did so for this purpose.
I don’t have it in me to dedicate any additional energy into Debra Lee’s House of Mirrors [copyright Kid Fury] so I’m on to the next one.
While Atlanta area rappers and socialites were busy snatching coins from their mother’s “offering change” pickle jar to have enough extra cash to make it around town on Saturday, there was a whirlwind of zest in Beverly Hills at the 19th Annual Divas Simply Singing! AIDS Benefit Concert [sponsored by Pancake 31] out in Beverly Hills.
While NASA made headlines last week for licking shots at the moon but the occurrence of Dwight Eubanks and Norwood Young’s pussy being presented on the same platter is far more important.
Giving you something you can feel.
While the rest of the world was caught up in the rapture watching The Broke Housewives of Bankhead an absolutely radiant Norwood Young was strutting down the red carpet at the premiere of his documentary ‘Kiss and Tail: The Hollywood Jump Off.’
I am sure you can piece together an idea of who the subject of the documentary is but for the special needs people in Crunkland let me allow my boo to give you the business.
In 2005, Steffans stunned readers and rocked the music industry with her best-selling, tell-all book, “Confessions of a Video Vixen,” exposing her reckless lifestyle and sexual trysts with “A-list” celebrities and some of the biggest names in the world of hip hop. The book evoked an array of emotions throughout the music industry from anger to utter disgust. Two years later, Steffans followed up with “The Vixen Diaries” and to Young’s surprise, the first chapter was titled, “A Man Named Norwood.” “I was the only man in the book that didn’t sleep with her, and still got screwed!” he said.
“I was shocked and outraged at the lies and deceitful things that were written about me in a book by someone I thought to be a friend,” he explains. “Karrine befriended me only to use my persona of a classic ‘Hollywood’ lifestyle in order to sell books.”
SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.
And there you have it. You mess over Norwood and you may get a documentary produced about your trif ass.
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