THE BABY MAMA BRIGADE

Well, honestly, Wayne is just lucky ’cause it could have been horrible! That doesn’t happen. And I see why people give us so much flack because that’s unheard of, and nobody’s gonna — I mean, honestly I’ma be real with you. The real, real, real, real, real, real, real story is never ever gonna be really told in that sense because that’s very personal and private, but I will say all the women involved — which is me, Toya, Sara and Ms. Lauren London — are all very respectable women.

We respect each other and we are not crazy, and regardless of what it looks like, it’s hard for us to speak on it because even if you’re trying to throw somebody under the bus or this, that and the third. And because we all — including Wayne, The-Dream and everyone — have enough respect for each other to say, “Oh, that is what happened.” We’re not gonna do that. It is what it is. Life happens. Everybody got some patch of doo-doo in their life, too. So we’re just taking it as it is and we are raising our children and being happy and pursuing our careers.

LOVE AND LIFE WITH LIL’ WAYNE

You can’t really predict what is gonna happen. All you can do is say, “I feel like this right now,” and I guess that’s just the way it was! . . . It was deinitely strong, very real. But that was the same thing with me, of course, and Dream as well, back in ‘04. I fell in love and we got married and that happened and that didn’t work out and now — and then I was back with Wayne (laughs) again, and now, you know. So I don’t know. Things happen the way they happen, but I do love the fact that all three of us — I can call them and still ask them for advice or whatever. We’re still the best of friends, and they are great fathers and I love both of them.

ON THE VIDEO INTERVIEW YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE

Looking like a drunk, a drug addict fool. Well, this is what happened. I did an interview with Rolling Out. This was in ‘08, when I’d just got back with Wayne or whatever, but I was so upset, Jamie. I never gave them clearance for the video, right? They did not release the video until a year later, right at the top of Dream’s and Wayne’s projects’ release. And they put the video out on the internet. I almost ran up there and killed that man. And then his excuse was, “Well, everybody keeps emailing me, asking me what’s going on with you.” I was like, “But you had no right to do that.”

A lot of people who know me personally know that I am very real. That’s how I talk, that’s the way I act . . . I was sitting there talking like I was talking to a homegirl, and it was an extreme amount of misrepresentation (for a professional interview); that’s why I didn’t want to clear it, but they put it out anyway. (laughs) And it’s funny. I look back at it and laugh. You can take things too to heart, so it is what it is. People gon’ laugh and poke fun or whatever they will. I laughed myself, but I was still upset with him for doing that without my permission.

Never-fuckin-mind that Nivea’s side burns are streeeetching for the nape of her neck like Mufasa clinging on Pride Rock for dear life. For the first time in history she received paparazzi attention outside of Atlanta’s photographers [no shade] while returning back to a Manhattan hotel with the eldest Weezy baby on Wednesday.

Keep your friends close and your baby mama’s closer.

Via press release:

In the final days before reporting for his highly-publicized impending jail sentence, Grammy Award-winning, multi-platinum rapper Lil Wayne has been very busy, squeezing in as much work as he can before his 8-12 month sentence at Riker’s Island. The one thing that has YET to be documented was his last minute decision to appear in ex-girlfriend Nivea’s first video from her forthcoming fourth studio album Purple Heart. The clip for “Love Hurts” finds Nivea revisiting the memories of an ended romance. As she walks through the house she once shared with her former love, played by Wayne, Nivea revisits the good times and bad.

I wouldn’t be able to maintain an entertainment site without having some type of interest in the lives of celebrities but I have been looking at these momofukas sideways through sepia  lenses for the past couple of weeks. I love Hollyhood shenanigans just as much as the next person but should the journeys of Lil’ Wayne’s baby mamas be chronicled? Help me understand.

At any rate, friend to Crunkland KiddUNot attended Nivea’s baby shower at Villa Christina in Atlanta on Sunday. Her upcoming delivery will make this Weezy’s 3rd son in a year in a half.

I don’t know why Lauren, Nivea, and that random nail technician didn’t all just hook up and have a baby shower three the hard way style to cut down on costs. I’m sure Miss Cita would approve.

Wheelchair Jimmy is ready for his close up!

Watching Lil’ Wayne rap about filet mignoning New New and Nivea’s pussies and harmonizing about fucking every girl in the world while his adolescent daughter bopped around stage was one of the most devastating moments from the this year’s EBT Awards. I wanted Don Cornelius to come back out on stage and give Young Money a lashing about the good ol’ days but that means the show would still be airing live right now.

Sources tell Sandra Rose that the reason for Weezy’s daughter Reginae was on stage was because she was unable to accompany her pops on stage while he accepted the award for Fucking The Most Random Women Ever To Appear On A Cover of Sister 2 Sister [maybe next year Soullow] and wanted to make it up to the youngin. Do you think Lil’ Wayne did the right thing as a parent?

Neffe gave Jamie Foster Brown exclusive access to her palatial estate [whaddup Sheree] for an exclusive interview about all things exclusive in her life including the gender of baby number . . . . hell I don’t know, being Claude Priest’s ex-wife, and why she doesn’t want Soullow touching her. So now she wanna be standoffish! She must follow Nivea on Twitter. How dreadful.

Check out the June / July issue of Sister 2 Sister to read all about the exclusivity going on in Neffe and Frankie’s world. Word to Juvie The Great, I need it in my life.

Nivea should took her ass to the laundromat instead because the pussy monster has struck again. Just look towards the sky and thank Young Jeezus that he hasn’t been formally introduced to Neffe yet. That bitch was born pregnant. And I say that with love.

Here’s the deep dish via Freddy O:

I was told yesterday Lauren London was at lost for words today after finding out that her baby daddy was expecting another child yesterday. Lauren who is almost 6 months pregnant didn’t know anything about Nivea pregnancy, and found out via Mediatakeout.com (go figure) and was outraged. Like every other star these days, she took to her Twitter page to express how she felt. But after speaking to a family friend left the topic alone. She then decided to spend the day with her family and close friends. Lauren told her friends that she is worried if her career is over as a result of these issues. As we all know Lauren is on the pinnacle of Black Hollywood as the face of Sean John and reoccurring role in the remake of Beverly Hills 90210 on the CW. A reliable source stated that Wayne doesn’t want anything to do with Lauren.

Today Nivea called Ryan Cameron’s and confirmed that she is indeed pregnant with a boy. In fact, both of them are pregnant with Wayne’s sons. This is a really bad situation, considering that she is knocked up and the baby daddy is in love with someone else. Lauren London can have any man in the world but she chooses to get with an engaged man… Is the recession effecting men too!!!! This makes Wayne about 4 babies up and 4 baby mamas down. I guess it is true about Wayne ” He can f*&^k any girl in this world”.

That Nivea wig [reference!] is what my life has been missing.

I had every intention on making this post one of the first of today but then other fuckery came up and it fell to the back of the stack. I mean really, your cousin calling 911 to complain about her shrimp fried rice > this shit. You can’t hate me for that.

I’ve never worked at record label before but I can guarantee everybody alive the Def Jam / Roc-A-Fella promo department circa 2005 understand my lack of enthusiasm regarding T. Error Mari. I can’t, I won’t, and you shouldn’t either.

Just kidding! I hope her record goes on to sell a million copies and her comeback story is turned into a made for television movie starring Tamala Jones. I’ve always thought they resembled any how. You think she will let me follow her on Twitter now?

Christina Milian will always be the cute girl from Disney in my book so I wouldn’t go as far as saying that her new hair hue makes her look ugly. Now do I think that she has been looking the fool as of lately? Absolutely. Just clutch your pearls and repeat after me: This too shall pass.

The last time I checked only island dick made women act this way! Does Teddy Ruxpin got that new new voodoo? You see what happened to Nivea. Don’t mess with my man game proper.

Keyshia Cole’s interview with Chelsea Handler [love that white girl] would have been so much better if she was in her 2005 mind frame or if her name was Nivea but she’s trying. She’s really trying! Thank God for Chelsea because we all know how blah KeKe can be in front of the camera.