If two characters from the Candyland board game high on acid performed karaoke exclusively from the Best of Cyndi Lauper I reckon it would look and sound something like this. But don’t just take my word for it.
Bravo’s airing of
Phaedra’s Phentermine’s pseudo opulent baby shower on The Real Houseflies of Atlanta couldn’t have come at a more inopportune time. Honey, I’m still sitting here trying to understand her white out rimmed eyes among the other negrotious shit . . . and that doesn’t leave much space in my brain to process Onika’s drama kid antics.
SKEET OR DELETE?
I am currently unable to process Onika’s drama kid faces and shoulder pads since I haven’t had my morning coffee yet, but feel free to take a stab at it.
Onika’s cakes should probably come with a surgeon general’s warning but they are a delight to gawk at. In an interview for the October / November issue of Complex magazine she touches on her relationship with Drake and Lil’ Wayne, the experimental sound of her singles, and industry BBM friends. She also clarifies her much buzzed about sexual orientation, saying:
When I rap, it’s just an extension of how I speak, and that’s how I talk. If you don’t like it, don’t listen. I’m also not going to explain something just because I said it in a rap. Take what you want from it. [In the press] I didn’t say [I don't like women]. I said I don’t have sex with women. I don’t have sex with men right now either. If [bisexual is] what they wanna call me, then fine.