Bravo’s airing of
Phaedra’s Phentermine’s pseudo opulent baby shower on The Real Houseflies of Atlanta couldn’t have come at a more inopportune time. Honey, I’m still sitting here trying to understand her white out rimmed eyes among the other negrotious shit . . . and that doesn’t leave much space in my brain to process Onika’s drama kid antics.
SKEET OR DELETE?
I am currently unable to process Onika’s drama kid faces and shoulder pads since I haven’t had my morning coffee yet, but feel free to take a stab at it.
Onika’s cakes should probably come with a surgeon general’s warning but they are a delight to gawk at. In an interview for the October / November issue of Complex magazine she touches on her relationship with Drake and Lil’ Wayne, the experimental sound of her singles, and industry BBM friends. She also clarifies her much buzzed about sexual orientation, saying:
When I rap, it’s just an extension of how I speak, and that’s how I talk. If you don’t like it, don’t listen. I’m also not going to explain something just because I said it in a rap. Take what you want from it. [In the press] I didn’t say [I don't like women]. I said I don’t have sex with women. I don’t have sex with men right now either. If [bisexual is] what they wanna call me, then fine.
Lady and the tramp. Who is your money on?
It’s way too early in the morning for me to give this the proper attention it so desperately deserves but if you’ve got the power to let power go feel free to fill in for me.
The ladies adore him and his doobie wrap game cannot be matched. Life is good when your name is Justin Bieber. We all are witnesses. Almost forgot to mention, Bisquick Batter and Lady Gaga are equally divine depending on who you ask.