That just happened.
The drama kids parked in front of their televisions this morning winced harmoniously since there was nothing they could do to prevent Nicki Minaj’s chocolate morsel from coming out for some camera time during her high energy appearance in Central Park for Good Morning America’s summer concert series. Kimberly Jones has been going to town on her voodoo doll in the past 24 hours.
After a quick red carpet change Nicki Minaj was ready to back her coffee cakes up on host Ken Jeong for the opening number before later blasting off “Super Bass” and “Til The World Ends (remix) with Britney Spears last night. Piss Lil’ Kim off by pressing play under the cut.
Neffe, to the bat cave!
While hosting a New Year’s Eve party at a hole in the wall dent in the sheet rock nightclub in Pennsylvania swamped with sweaty neck patrons, Lil’ Kim grabbed the mic to let attendees in on the news that she and Mary J. Blige have plans to diss not only Nicki Minaj but also one-time collaborator Keyshia Cole on an upcoming track.
I think this other bitch got a song with Keyshia Cole, right? Coming at me and the mothafuckin’ other queen, Mary J. Blige. Me and my girl Mary J. Blige about to eat these bitches alive where they won’t even fucking exist no more and erase their fucking social security number! We gon’ remind them who the fuck we are! I’m not playing with this bitch for 2011. I’m saying, we can rock together but bitch you ain’t taking nothing from me!
God I hope Frankie isn’t up-to-date on her rabies immunizations.
Drama kid plays the sex kitten role very well. Peep an excerpt from her Q&A with King magazine below. Foxy Brown and I are going on the master cleanse diet together so we can cash in on our cakes in 2011, too! Who mad?
You did mention earlier how everything has been time consuming. But when that time frees up, what kind of guy do you look for to be sentimental and organic with?
Nicki Minaj: Um, I look for someone who is calm, someone who is strong enough to not have to win every argument, someone who allows a woman to be her crazy self and someone with a conscience not to feel less of a man. You know, someone who is able to honor his woman but also bring out the freak in his woman.
How should your Ken bring out the freak in you, Barbie?
If two characters from the Candyland board game high on acid performed karaoke exclusively from the Best of Cyndi Lauper I reckon it would look and sound something like this. But don’t just take my word for it.