Eminem Issues A “Warning” To Mariah & Nick

Posted by J. Cooper on July 31, 2009

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He’s mad as hell. He lost all that damn weight, got that plastic surgery [we saw that XXL cover - - HELLO!], and you still talking reckless Mimi?

Last night, while all of the continental United States and some parts of Canada eyes were glued to the chaos that is Real Housewives of Atlanta, word leaked on Twitter [where else] that Eminem “went in” on Mariah and Nick. Hearing the track myself, I’m not surprised. He talks about the usually shit, blah blah blah I have the pictures, blah blah blah I have the phone messages, blah blah blah stop denying my dick. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m seriously tired of these two going after each other. How many dis-tracks are they going to record? They fight worst than Sheree and Margeaux Taylor [aka Tameka] over who has the biggest dick in Atlanta. Sigh, perception is everything folks, everything.

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Quick Flicks: Mariah Carey Butches It Up on the set of “Obsessed”

Posted by Fresh on June 29, 2009

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Mrs. Nick Cannon made good use out of a bag of clothing belonging to Da Brat [hold your head lil' daddy] that would have otherwise continue to collect dust for her new video. Marshall Mathers, this bud’s for you.

Mariah will always be that crazy bitch pushing the ice cream cart on TRL  while rambling about butterflies, Hello Kitty stickers, and unicorns and shit to me. However, I will be say that she tries hard to make people give a damn about her. So people, do you give a damn?

Please keep in mind that she said “these chickens is ash and I’m lotion” way before the creative creole pair of Beyonce and Cousin Angie B! penned “Check On It.”

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Day Late, Dollar Short

Posted by Fresh on May 12, 2009

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Nick Cannon used his personal blog as rant space after hearing Eminem diss his wife Mooriah on the new leaked song “Bagpipes From Baghdad.” Mr. Mimi accused the rapper of being racially insensitive and had critiqued his rhyming skills.

Oh, bother.

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Quick Flicks: One & Only Cape Town Luncheon

Posted by Fresh on April 3, 2009

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Mooriah Carey is saving the world one flat twist at a time! And you thought you were doing your part by turning the water off when you brushed your teeth in the morning.

Mimikins and her fuck boy husband Nick Cannon traveled to Cape Town, South Africa to attend a luncheon to Benefit the Mandela Children’s Foundation as part of the celebrations of the opening of the new One & Only Cape Town resort.

My only desire is that Winnie Mandela would have slid through security and jumped on the table to give Pepaw Nellie the evil Celie fingers but that is what dreaming is for.

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[Style File] Nick Cannon

Posted by Fresh on March 6, 2009

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Nick Cannon traded in his gold dookie ropes and PNB t-shirts for a more mature look [read: Burlington Coat Factory broke businessman chic] since marrying Mariah Carey. I hate to admit it but there are times I wish he would revert back to his old fashion taste. He gave my ass a lot more blogging material back in 2006!

Take a look back at Nick’s fashion hits [if you can find them] and misses after the jump.

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Behind The Scenes: On The Set of “My Love” Video

Posted by Fresh on February 4, 2009

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Swing your Louis rags around for PETA! Garanimals are having the best week ever.

Mooriah is back and more hood than ever. Damn you Nick Cannon and your bad business suits heavy gangsta ass influence. For whatever reason this video looks like a parody of sorts but I am almost certain that this is no joke.

And that alone makes things even more hilarious.

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Mooriah Feels Snuffed, Aww

Posted by Fresh on January 23, 2009

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Mimikins was reportedly left pissed when she learned that she wouldn’t be seated with, oh, the important people at Tuesday’s inauguration ceremony.

[Insert Eli Porter pause]

A spy said, “Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she’d be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn’t, she bailed.” Meanwhile, Carey ex Sean Combs is said to be upset that he wasn’t invited to perform at official events and disappointed that Jay-Z had a bigger presence. A rep for Carey declined to comment. Combs’ rep said, “It was one of the greatest moments of his life. Sean was invited to the inauguration and was seated third row, with Jay-Z, at the ceremony.” [source]

Nick Cannon should have stuffed a Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit in her mouth and pushed her down in an empty seat but then he wouldn’t have been DJing later on that night.

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