Quick Quotes: Joan Rivers Reads Chelsea Handler For Filth
Nick Cannon isn’t the only one scheming on ways to run up on Chelsea Handler at the checkout line Target. (Mr. Mariah didn’t take too kindly to the comments Handler made about his wife’s battle of the bulge.)
With the instrumental to T.I.’s “U Don’t Know Me” playing inside her head Joan Rivers ripped into 50 Cent’s former cum catcher Tuesday morning on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM show in response to the light shade she served only a day prior while chatting it up with syndicated shock jock.
“One, the girl made it on her back fucking the president, we all know that, of the network. Number two, she’s fine, she’s ordinary. She’s not a genius,” said Joan.
“She’s an ordinary girl that was fucking somebody high up in the industry and they gave her a break and she’s doing okay,” Joan told Howard referring to Chelsea’s past relationship with E! President Ted Harbert.
“Whatever she is, she’s a drunk. I don’t wish her good luck, I don’t wish her bad luck,” Joan said.“I don’t think she’s particularly funny. But don’t you come after me, you whore!”
She then dropped her cup of morning joe to the floor, peeled off her shirt and asked, “Now who else wanna fuck with Hollywood Courts?” Watch the video below.
“I’m feeling good, I’m in the office, I’m grinding, the only thing that sucks is that I’m on the renal diet,” Cannon said. “It’s all about healthy living and fueling your system, but I don’t get to eat the things that I like to eat. You’ve got to stay hydrated and [eat] fruits and vegetables for breakfast.”
