I totally missed the memo that noted celebrity tank top bedazzler Sheree Whitfield closed out the season of TV One’s docu-series ‘Life After’. I’ve really got to sit down and go through all of the fucks that I have been meaning to donate to the less fortunate. We are all God’s children.
Now, the non-shade is that the new season of ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ premieres tonight at 8PM — and it’s waaaay more interesting than staring at faded pictures in a broken glass of Bob Whitfield’s eyes looking like the Pop-O-Matic bubble from the Headache board game.
Watch NeNe Leakes threaten to whip out the throbbing piece of meat hanging between her thighs and pee inside Kenya Moore‘s champagne glass as well as a trailer of the drama set to unfold this season after the jump!
While NeNe Leakes has no issues with claiming responsibility for her role in going under the knife only to wake up with an updated version of the Humpty Hump nose she says that you save the rumors about her having a face lift.
While the ‘I Dream of NeNe’ star has openly owned up to having a nose job, breast implant reduction, breast lift and liposuction in the past (and even filmed some of the operations for ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’) she is happy with the Honey Baked Ham she has carved up to perfection and doesn’t feel the need to have any work done to her face.
“If I got anything done to my face, I would say it. I’m very vocal about stuff,” she recently dished to HuffPost Live’s Caitlyn Becker.
“I’m thinking, ‘A facelift, really?’” she said about rumors that she has had several additional plastic surgery procedures done to her face. “I’m in my early 40′s. I don’t need a facelift. Honey, I am black, and I don’t need a facelift.”
The 45-year-old added that she isn’t opposed to having a little face work when she hits her 60′s.”I believe in a nip tuck,” she said. “I believe you should always look good or however you feel. Whatever makes you feel great.”
The premiere episode of ‘I Am A Very Hood Rich Bitch Getting Married’ starring NeNe and Gregg Leakes was really just a trip down memory lane of failed marriages past.
After going through memorabilia from their 1997 wedding, Linnethia Monique checked in solo with her lawyer to discuss having a prenup in place so she could maintain her “I drink my Alize out of Dixie cups, never Solo” status should the second marriage fall apart. I hope she included a clause to keep ownership of the intellectual property rights on her first nose.
The reunited couple later visited relationship expert Dr. Jeff Gardere for a session to explore Gregg’s issues with his children from his first marriage.
Watch the full episode below (and shake a roots box at the auto-advertisement).
The very rich bitch herself NeNe Leakes‘ reality spin off show ‘I Dream of NeNe’ premieres tonight at 9PM on Bravo! Here is a quick rundown of five things that we have our fingers crossed and hearts set on happening this season.
5. Sheree Whitfield to gift NeNe with pictures of her old bell pepper shaped nose and saggy boobs at the rehearsal dinner.
4. One of Nene’s co-workers from her stripper days to show up at her wedding ceremony eating sunflower seeds with a sickening 32 inch blonde quick weave.
3. Kenya Moore to invite herself to the ceremony and then give the Maid of Honor speech at the reception dressed in only Spanx, off brand designer heels and pasties.
It’s cold out here in these Hollywood parking lots. Just when you believe you have arrived, the right shade from the wrong person will humble you all the way back down.
While posted up at LAX’s baggage claim after a long flight in coach class this week, an over it Nene Leakes was approached by one of the Thirty Mile Zone boys.
Deciding she was too good to be bothered, the reality television star paid him in dust by staring through his soul. This confused him. And since it’s common knowledge that all Black women with blonde pixie haircuts look alike he apologized by calling her Mary J. Blige, further adding to her ire. Trap Jesus, hold my mule.
Could you image what the exchange would’ve been like if he was up on the names of past and present ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ contestants?
On the latest episode of ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’, Porsha Stewart’s decision to opt out of a girls night out at a strip club in Las Vegas didn’t go over too hot with the rest of the ladies, especially trip coordinator NeNe Leakes. The ‘New Normal’ actress took to her cast blog to explain her position.
I really like Porsha, and even feel like a big sister to her. If Porsha didn’t want to go to the strip club herself, that’s fine! The message I think we all were trying to send to her was to use your own brain and let this be your decision. We’ve all been around her and heard her say things that sound like she’s being controlled. Maybe Kordell feels the need to control her, because he knows what he’s working with.
Essence saluted Solange Knowles and Lianne La Havas at its 4th Annual Essence Black Women In Music Event. The Lincoln sponsored invitation-only affair was hosted by Essence magazine editor-at-large Emil Wilbekin and last year’s honoree Kelly Rowland.
“Lianne and Solange are the perfect examples of what’s current in music and having Lincoln sponsor an event celebrating these two young progressive African-American women is an honor,” says Lincoln manager of Multicultural Marketing Shawn Thompson.
Rosario Dawson, Kerry Washington, and NeNe Leakes turned out in style as they arrived at the 2013 Golden Globes on Sunday night (January 13).
“My eyes were watering on the red carpet with excitement and forgot I had on fake eye lashes! Oh Lawd,” tweeted NeNe from the red carpet.
From Rosario’s light blue Antonio Berardi gown, to Kerry’s embroidery layered Miu Miu dress, to NeNe’s classic Carolina Herrera black and white combo — who has your vote for most stylish out of the trio? Sound off in the comments!