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Faces From The Milk Carton: Nelly In London

Posted by Fresh on September 28, 2009

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It was my understanding that Ashanti’s big little sister Shi Shi dipped Nelly in some Polynesian sauce from Chik-Fil-A and ate him immediately after he split from her kinfolk but I guess I was wrong. Here he is looking like he needs a hug from heaven on Friday. Poor Cornell can’t catch a hit since white folks got introduced to Flo Rida. But don’t cry for him, Argentina. That Apple Bottom moolah is still correct thanks largely in part to your wonderful cousins.

Nelly

It Ain’t Trickin’ If You Got It

Posted by J. Cooper on August 19, 2009

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Nelly and the token Black chick from the Pussycat Dolls were spotted at West Hollywood hot spot Katsuya enjoying a “dinner meeting” earlier this week. Reportedly, after the “dinner meeting” they were seen partying together in a LA nightclub.

Where they do that at?

If you are meeting up for some sex, just say it. Who you know have a business meeting with the opposite sex and then go clubbing? Sounds like some hoe shit to me.

Melody Thorton, Nelly

Lackluster Blockbuster

Posted by Fresh on August 8, 2009

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My independent research has concluded that 1 out of 3 people at a album release party have slept with Superhead. Good night, Arizona!

While Jay-Z and Timbaland are two marquee names in the world of entertainment the same cannot be said about the guest who attended their joint pre-release party for Blueprint 3 in Los Angeles. No shade to Brandy and her bloody albumen like eyes or Nelly but Ray from Nickelodeon’s The Secret World of Alex Mack . . . I cannot and will not acknowledge.

And don’t get me started on people who wear full denim outfits with embellishments in 2009.

Some of these pictures have watermarks while others don’t. Consider the ones without free draft agents. Fuck effort on the weekend!

Brandy, Jay-Z, Nelly, Timbaland

Quick Flicks: Ashanti + Nelly

Posted by Fresh on July 13, 2009

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Ashanti and her man Nelly participated in Taco Bell’s All-Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game on Sunday because, well, its not like they had shit else to do. From my understanding the couple successfully constructed their new entertainment center from Ashley’s Furniture the day before so they didn’t have much else to get into for the remainder of the weekend.

Besides, Mr. Hit Dat Hoe and his old lady were obviously busy at the car wash, duh.

Ashanti, Nelly

Ashanti + Nelly Participate In Taco Bell’s All-Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game

Posted by Fresh on July 12, 2009

Ashanti, Nelly

Girl, You Try So Hard

Posted by Fresh on June 23, 2009

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Black Fran Drescher is really trying her best to stay in the relevancy loop, bless her annoying little soul.
The songbird [1] performed at the Century 21 Path to Your Dreams sweepstakes check presentation last night. I’m not going to take the bait and make a joke on her over it.

She hasn’t resorted to releasing any nude flicks of herself [intended for Nelly's eyes only, of course], thrown Irv Gotti under the same bus he shoved her in front of, hanging out with Kim Kardashian for publicity, or shaving off half of her hair for a spot in the trending topics on Twitter – - yet. And I am damn proud of her for it. Gold star for you!

[1] That’s what we call em now.