Jacking For Posts: Not Today, Neffe

I wish more people would realize that it’s okay to work at a bank. That way they could save themselves from embarrassing situations like Neffe’s “You Ain’t Did Nothing.” Bless Neffe’s well-meaning heart and abundantly fertile body, but this isn’t the move. Hell, it’s paraplegic.

Maybe times have gotten harder for her now that The Way It Is is officially long gone and the fact that not even Jesus holding a winning lottery ticket covered in bacon could get Frankie and Neffe back on BET. I understand the struggle, but there’s got to be another way. A way that provides health care to Neffe’s [insert large number here] kids, which a rap career doesn’t typically provide.

In her defense (cherish this sentence, I don’t dare defend her for this in any other one) I can see why Neffe would think a career as a “rapstress” is not as far fetched as common sense and a bill collector might suggest.

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Freeze Frame: Keyshia Cole’s Younger Sister Elite Gets Glam In New Photos By Freddy O

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Things have been relatively quiet on Keyshia Cole’s family forefront (Neffe’s uterus hasn’t made a peep in months) since mom Frankie turned over a new leaf after announcing her sobriety. No news is good news for that funky bunch.

Our boy Freddy O captured younger sister Elite’s softer more non-ratchet gut-a-bitch-like-a-fish-for-jumping-the-line-at-Cici’s-Pizza side during one of his “Power” photo shoots. If you are feeling his work and will be in the Atlanta area this Sunday stop by 659 Auburn Avenue to have glam shots of your own snapped. Listen to Mama Fresh and seize the opportunity to straight stunt on everybody you grew up with on Facebook!

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Coming Soon To A YouTube Channel Near You: “Neffe and Soullow Family Tree”

family tree Coming Soon To A YouTube Channel Near You: Neffe and Soullow Family Tree

I ran off to the gym to sneak in a hour worth of cardio after hearing the news that Burger King will now be offering ribs on their menu only to return to a press release about “The Neffe and Soullow Family Tree.”

Times like this make me wonder if life is really worth living or am I just going through the motions. A little help here?

Neffe and Soullow of the Frankie and Neffe show will be moving forward with their life as they continue to excel towards their goals and the goals of their children. They will make a public announcement via the internet letting the world know about the many things they have to come and the many things going on with their family. James DuBose of DuBose Entertainment will bring into the homes of many, a new reality show entitled “The Neffe and Soullow Family Tree” (http://www.duboseent.com). While the family has decided to move along and continue to make life better for their children Frankie will be making life better for herself separately pursuing other opportunities.

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Photo-Chopped & Screwed: Frankie & Neffe Get Glam!

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(Images courtesy of  Straight From The A)

Is Derek Blanks too busy giving his other clients the star treatment to photoshop your pain away? Having a hard time finding a reliable glam squad to make your face beat up their Sonia Kashuk brushes? Look no further than photog Michael Antonio and his crew to give you life, and give it to you more abundantly!

Anybody who can morph this

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into creole magnificence and radiance can snatch up my hard earned dollars any day.

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These exclusive Straight From The A shots of EBT’s top rated mother and daughter duo were preliminary snaps taken at a photo shoot for a new line of puppy chow SB Shades.

Now you’ve officially been chopped and screwed.

Neffe And Soullow Are Still Very Much In Love

The laundry room in the projects were rocked earlier this week when rumors surfaced that Neffe and Soullow had called off their whirlwind love affair. Freddy O caught up with the couple down at the welfeyah to talk about haters, lovers, and bloggers.

Open your Bibles to the Book of Thugs: Chapter AK Verse 47.

“I work hard for everything I have and my kids get anything and everything they want. If you come to my house you will see that they have Playstation 3s and flat screen televisions and any and everything they could ever want. I am lost for words at the way the media portrays me and my family. But I understand everybody needs somebody to hate on. I love my family. I love my sister Keyshia, most importantly, I love God. At the end of the day nobody did nothing for me but God and myself.”

Quick Flicks: A Night Out With Atlanta’s Elite

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Last night Frankie showed up to a charity bowling event for the flood victims of Atlanta with gloss on her lips and a new man on her hips. Never mind her malnourished edges and ponytail, love is on the menu!

Word on the curb is that she has moved on to a new even younger man but she is keeping details of the relationship on the low – - for now. Frankie’s pussy has had more wayward and lost men roaming around in it throughout the years than Grand Central Terminal but she always keeps a new lover on deck. Can Miss Becky please raise her hand?!

Hit up Straight From The A and Freddy O for more flicks from the night!

Neffe & Soullow Welcome Daughter Nayla

Get you a piece of  Neffe’s grogginess and Auntie Dariel’s behind the camera sweet voice and 1B yaki, whore!

After being sent home yesterday when doctors concluded that the labor pains were a false alarm, Neffe delivered the latest addition to the funky bunch, Nayla Noelle Laverne Lowery, by C-section at 5:05 a.m. this morning. According to S2s.com, she was about two weeks premature, weighing in at 5 lbs., 7 oz. and measuring 17 inches long.

Dr. Huxtable must not know Neffe’s track record. The lady knows when she is ready to drop a load off at the docks.

“To all of you that said me and Soullow weren’t going to make it, we are still standing, ya’ll. Gotta beautiful daughter, got beautiful children, so its a movement and I love it,” says Neffe.

A movement, though?

Quick Flicks: ‘The Frankie & Neffe Show’ Viewing Party

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You thought you knew but you have no idea.

I didn’t tune into the series premiere of Amos N’ Andy The Frankie & Neffe Show on Tuesday night for reasons beyond my control [not really but really] but I heard it was an all out fuckery fest – - not surprising at all. What is more shocking is that people thought for a moment that the show would feature anything but niggatry and hood theatrics.

Poor little tink tinks. Love you long time to Freddy O for the flicks!

Mane Moves: Keyshia Cole

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Since dying her hair black in 2008 Keyshia Cole has been playing it safe when it comes to her coif but with Neffe and Frankie on the cusp of stadium status in niggatry [yeah I said it] she has decided to toss her glowsticks in the ring. Do you think Keyshia is jumping on the latest ‘it’ bandwagon or simply exploring a new style?

Flick via The Life Files

Quick Quotes

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Frankie could have been on a Wheatie’s box by now if it wasn’t for T.O.N.Y! Our favorite former crackie tells Jamie Foster Brown that she had big things poppin’ for herself including a gymnastics career [jumping on pissy mattresses is a skill, thank you] and college before she Neffe’s pops popped her cherry.

Dick. The common denominator for female failure in the hood. Tyra Banks really needs to do a show about the shit, right? I know at least 27 women she can interview for a “social experiment.”

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