We are living in the last days. Go-Go is trying to solicit Chris Brown’s laffy taffy kiss kiss for sex. I thought that the customer was suppose to be the one riding around in the car while the lady of the night struts down the sidewalk but this is a new generation of hookers we are dealing with.
C. Beezy always remember that it ain’t payday unless nuts in your mouth. Just kidding! Go-Go was probably asking him where Rihanna cops her lip gloss from. No funny business.
Just to reiterate: I’m at work surfing the Internet,* and stopped dead in my tracks (ask my Internet server) when I came across the news of the century!
Let me just say that I’m amazed that my heart is still beating because I lost my breathe on several occasions writing this shiznit.
Mista “God’s Gift To The Fashion Industry”** himself, Karl Lagerfeld was asked by Harpar Baazaar which person is his fantasy.
Fresh, you wouldn’t guess in a million years, with a million Marys, his creme of the crop! Naomi Campbell? Fierce — but not so much. Grace Jones? Bad — but not as in “good.” Ne-Yo? Please, so play’d out [that was his muse last year].
I’ve never heard of Audrey Turner and while I’m sure that she is a lovely person this helmet wig needs to be returned to the crypt immediately. I know an old Mary J. Blige wig when I see it ! As soon as I find a picture with her wearing this joint I am going to edit this post. Kendu is always trying to hustle on the side. I can’t believe he went inside Wilona’s wig chamber and pulled this out to sell on eBay.
I’ve seen worse wigs dying of thirst in my day so I won’t go too hard on Ms. Turner I am going to have to issue a citation. It takes all of 10 minutes to have a stylist thin-out and shape a wig to frame your face, there is no excuse for this. Thanks Ne-Yo’s # 1 Dick Supplier!
Puss In Boots, Chris Brown and Julianne Hough have recorded remixes to Wrigley’s signature gum jingles. Ne-Yo updated Big Red and Julianne Hough will collaborated with Chris Brown on a track for Juicy Fruit. Does it warrant an actual media event though? Depends on who you ask.
It is my dream that one day before I quit doing this blog stuff that I will be able to attend an event for Scrubbing Bubbles. I have been using that junk to clean my sneakers for years now. A girl can dream, can’t she?
Flicks by Derek Blanks/Derek Blanks Photography via Sandra Rose
Well I’ll be damned, even at the tender age of 3 years old [don't tell Linda Hogan] Lil’ Rocko is still more manly than Ne-Yo and John Legend. Now all I need is for somebody to explain to me why he looks like his daddy is actually Felecia “Snoop” Pearson and not Big Rocko. Do I have any takers? Anybody?
In news related to our boy, the streets are buzzing that the countdown to the demise of his friendship with Kang has officially begun. It was only a matter of time before their friendship turned sour. Expect a diss record by the end of the year and remember where you heard about it first.