I was just enjoying the soothing sounds of “Snatch The Cat Back” thanks to an email from Ne-Yo’s #1 Dick Supplier [you mad 'cause you ain't think of it first?!] when I stumbled on this commercial for Khia’s Nasti Muzik. Turn your speakers down low for this one.
You know, the general manager of Diddy’s concubine basement is going to lose their job over these random negroids popping up on image services today.
Leon [or David Ruffin if you like to get high] hit up the Ryan Leslie experience last night in New York City. I’m still mad at Russell after all these years for leaving Robin high and dry when he found out that she was knocked up but I’m learning to cope.
Back in the day all the women in my family used to swoon over this brother. Now? Not so much. I know I don’t have room to talk about throwback crushes since I had a thing for a Tevin Campbell AND a rapper turned crack fiend but I was a naive child with a broken gaydar. Lord give me a sign!
Shouts out to Ne-yo’s Number One Dick Supplier for finding this precious gift from Virgo!
I was listening to “Pocket Full of Stones” while I was waiting for my weak ass Vaio to catch a wireless signal and the phrase “eating a pork chop sandwich with no hands” popped into my head. Enjoy and long live The Pimp.
“I ain’t out here dressing up trying to be sexy licking my lips like old gay a** Ne-Yo. Licking lips and sh*it, ni**a. P*ssy d*ck in the booty a*s ni**a wearing all that gotda*n lip gloss at their video shoots and letting ni**as put makeup on their face. Yeah, I said Ne-Yo, you heard what the f*ck I said. Ni**as putting all that lip gloss on they f**kin’ lips looking like they’ve just been eating a pork chop sandwich with no hands.”
– Pimp C does not care about Ne-Yo, Russell Simmons and rappers who wear “monkey shit”
Blogs across the net are speculating that Ne-Yo’s remix to “A Milli” [let the shit go people] is either a swipe at Chris Brown or Lil’ Wayne. But why would Go-Go want to purse his pretty pussy lips to talk shit about another artist?
The rumors are fueled by Ne-Yo’s verses on the lighthearted recording, which he introduces with, “To whom it may concern: you might sell a million more than me, but you ain’t got a million more than me.” [Click here to listen]
He goes on to spit for over two minutes, dropping lines like “even if I didn’t sing it, write the lyrics, make a milli, let another artist bring it. R&B to Pop, even got them Hip-Hop records dropping.”
The clip, which features a lot of direct interpolations of Weezy’s original, concludes with the statement that “you do not pick a street fight with Floyd Mayweather,” and Ne-Yo borrowing from Hip-Hop braggadocio to offer Jay-Z and Beyonce a gift from his latest “Irreplaceable” check. [source]
Raise your hand if you think that Go-Go is getting at himself. Yeah, me too . . . sorta.
The only person that does come to mind would be R.Kelly for that mess he pulled earlier this year but I thought Shaffer was going to take the high road and not waste time and energy on a smear [hehe, you so nasty] campaign. What do you think?
What’s good Crunkland, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Xilla the one with that starts with the X. Some of you may have been to my site BlogXilla.com where you can get Urban Life blogs, relationship advice and a bit of entertainment and I’ll be giving you the play by play of the Negro BET Awards.
I’m not going to give you the difficult task of asking which one of these handsome gentlemen you would motorboat, but if you are willing to tell me any way I’m all ears.
Last night’s Rhythm and Soul ASCAP Awards was a candy shop for fuckery enthusiasts like myself. New Edition and Verdine White’s perm in the same building? That’s enough fever to cause a four alarm blaze! Networks never air the award shows that I would want to watch.
Jennifer Hudson + Toccara [along with her big ass feet] were both spotted by the paparazzi at LAX this past Sunday. She looks . . . colorful. Please try to refrain from making any jokes about an over sized bottle of Sprite. Thanks in advance.
J. Hud’s lead single from her Arista album, Spotlight, is currently No. 51 on Billboard’s Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs chart, two weeks after debuting at No. 99. It was written by Ne-Yo and produced by Stargate. Go-Go notes there were challenges in choosing the first single, but says he’s “really, really proud” that his song was picked for the job.
Go-Go has rasied the zest rate in the New York City metropolitan area a staggering 300% in this past week alone! I urge residents to stay in their homes and watch j-setting videos on YouTube until further notice. In the event that you are approached on the streets by this fresh water bass I advise you to hurl a tube of lip gloss directly in his face and run for the hills.
Ne-Yo partied last night with at Spotlight Live and stopped by The Webbie Awards before hitting TRL today with Plies for a live performance.