How Dreadful: Naomi Campbell’s Edges Still Won’t Let Her Be Great

nay no edges How Dreadful: Naomi Campbells Edges Still Wont Let Her Be Great

For a little over a decade my complete life’s mission has been a simple one — instilling the fear of balding edges in as many women and zestlemen before it’s too late. Just look at Naomi Campbell‘s current situation.

Onlookers caught a glimpse of her disobedient edges when the wind blew her hair back at the ‘Rush’ film premiere in London on Monday. Mother Nature always has a way of reminding us who has the upper hand.

For real though, has Lil Wayne made this a punchline yet?

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Naomi Campbell And Adrien Brody: Yoga Buddies At Sea

flex Naomi Campbell And Adrien Brody: Yoga Buddies At Sea

Namaste, bitches! Bikini season is still in full effect for Naomi Campbell.

The professionally trained Blackberry hurler has reportedly been celebrating her newly single status by sunning with friends in Spain.

Yesterday, shutterbugs captured the supermodel linking up with her actor ex-boyfriend Adrien Brody for an intense yoga session at sea with an instructor on top of designer Roberto Cavalli’s luxury yacht.

The 43-year-old kept her edges tucked away but showed off her toned body in a purple cropped top and matching skirt. Flexing on you haters.

Check out flicks of Nay Nay and Adrian cooling with a group of friends below.

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I Can Do All Things Through Yaki That Strengthens Me: Naomi Campbell Back On The Scene Following Mugging

159054628 I Can Do All Things Through Yaki That Strengthens Me: Naomi Campbell Back On The Scene Following Mugging

For what shall it profit a woman, if she shall gain the whole world, and lose her own edges?

The New York Post reported that model Naomi Campbell “was set upon by thugs” in Paris as she tried to hail a cab back in November.

The 42-year-old model was left with knee ligament damage following the real life “Gimme The Loot” situation. She reportedly refused emergency care at the time. The muggers were not able to snatch her purse. Her proverbial wig, however, is a different story.

Naomi has been spotted around The Big Apple using crutches and being pushed in an electric wheelchair. Her billionaire boyfriend of five years, Vladimir Doronin has upped security around her to Code Blue Ivy. Anything for you, boo.

More pictures of Nay Nay kicking it with Coco Rocha, Karolina Kurkova and Nigel Barker at NBCUniversal’s 2013 TCA Winter Press Tour Party at The Langham Huntington Hotel in California below.