Friend to the site Estelle as well as Mya, Young Jeezy and Akon hit up ATL hot spot Compound on Saturday night. You ladies better watch out before Akon tries to wife you both up!

More flicks courtesy of Prince Williams/ATLpics.net:

The less-than-flattering press (okay, shitty) surrounding Philadelphia Eagles player DeSean Jackson was the furthest thing from his mind on Monday night while attending 10th Annual Philadelphia Sports Fans Choice Awards. Pretty in blue, Mya accompanied the wide receiver. New couple alert?

Mya (photographed with elder statesman for hood trade, Birdman) hit Miami Beach hot spot club Mansion earlier this week to celebrate her birthday and indulge in some buttercream sheetcake some club promoter got his grandmother to whip together at the last minute before rocking the stage in a body hugging dress. Peep more pictures of the birthday girl below!

King of the Sweet & Petite (copyright Miss Jia) nation Teddy Rubxin was photographed on Wednesday in New York City with one of his cousins dangling from his belt. Anything to distract us from his chesticles, I guess.  We love a bad wet nurse here in Crunkland, stop suppressing your inner desires to be her.

Kelly Osborne, Mya and Carmen Electra performed at the Bing Sunset Strip Summer Concert With The Pussycat Dolls last night. I’m drawing a blank.

I’m still drawing a blank.

Vladmir’s side-eye just said a mouthful. You know how models are trained to do that whole “wind in hair” thing when they walk? Naomi Campbell may won’t to give that shit a break until her edges wake up from their siesta.

Usher and Justin Bieber backstage before Bieb’s performance at Madison Square Garden on Wednesday day night.

Kanye and Selita weren’t the only couple watching Andy Roddick act the fool at the third day of the 2010 U.S. Open. John Legend and his model girlfriend Christine Teigen looked on as Roddick went out in the second round with a 3-6, 7-5, 6-3, 7-6 (4) loss to 44th-ranked Janko Tipsarevic.

Ladies, relevancy, leave it, home.

Fuck what you may have heard, Louboutins and lace fronts aren’t going to buy themselves. The current plight of the non-creole female entertainer is an unpleasant one. Instead of casting shade we should all extend our hearts, homes, and space heaters to those who have been left to perish outside of The Knowles Compound. Sympathize, people, sympathize.

Kizzy Rowland hit the stage at the PokerStars VIP Party in the Bahamas while Mya cashed in on her celebrity status [. . . ] by performing at The Pool in Harrah’s Resort.  Being able to pack Holiday Inn’s banquet room is serious bidness. Where yo’ boss at?

After being given her little paycheck on Dancing With the Stars, Mya has decided to use her money in the most financially wise way possible for a D-Lister: A night of fame whoring in West Hollywood. Being “protected” by her gang of weirdos, Mya played coy and made sure everyone saw her in her blue luminous dress. I bet she wishes it was 1998 again. JUST TRAGIC.

And the march to relevancy lives on. Today, the newest “stars” to join ABC’s Dancing With the Stars has been announced. They are:

• Aaron Carter

• Natalie Coughlin

• Mark Dacascos

• Tom DeLay

• Macy Gray

• Ashley Hamilton

• Melissa Joan Hart

• Kathy Ireland

• Michael Irvin

• Joanna Krupa

• Chuck Liddell

• Debi Mazar

• Mýa

• Kelly Osbourne

• Donny Osmond

• Louie Vito

I can’t even finish out the list without falling into a deep coma. Absolutely boring. Where’s Quween? Where’s Frankie? Where is all the fun people? I guess the most important thing is that Mya can make her car payments with the appearance fee that she’ll be getting. I always try to see the silver lining.

Since Mya’s name is synonymous with fucking for tracks in the music industry her PR people felt the need to release a statement to address rumors that she is rocking Gucci Mane’s mic in exchange for a hit record. Mother most be proud!

In a statement released today, Mya Harrison and Radric Davis aka Gucci Mane said “We are friends and artistic colleagues, nothing more.” The two were photographed together at Gucci Mane’s mixtape event and this past weekend’s homecoming parties along with several other attending artists and celebrities.

“I am offended that pictures and assertions have been levied against me without consideration for the truth and how it affects me, Mya said. Gucci and I are friends and he is on one of my new songs soon to be released. That’s why I was in Atlanta this weekend – celebrating his return and recording our new collaboration. To our friends, fans, and supporters – thank you for your concern and I apologize for the inconvenience of having to deal with these bogus rumors.”

Hajji Harrison, Mya’s manager, expressed genuine concern regarding the rumors. “We want all of Mya’s focus and energy to be on her new project – not on defending false accusations about her personal life. Her new CD is extremely hot and fresh. Gucci’s lyricist flow is also hot and fresh [Do they mean his breath? - - Fresh] and we are pleased that he did a record with her. [via Sandra Rose]

One true sign of an economic crunch is selling ass to someone who has just been released from jail and your name isn’t Tiny.

Mya and Gucci Mane played it close at his Welcome Back To The Trap [please don't log off yet] Welcome Back Party over the weekend. Here is the scoop via Sandra Rose:

Can you believe it? I mean, first The Dream hooking up with Christina Milian, and now Mya and Gucci Mane may be boo’d up? I hear they were inseparable in the VIP at Studio 72 Saturday night in Atlanta. They say Mya and Gucci were so tight you couldn’t slide an American Express black card between the two of them.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

If you watch the first 30 seconds of the video for Mya’s “Paradise” on mute you probably would mistake it for some type of commercial for a hair product. Dr. Miracle perhaps?

I don’t feel like processing what the fuck she is harmonizing about ["listen to the beat of the congo"] but I’ve heard a lot worse. Skeet or delete?