Kelly Rowland & Mya: Collecting Coins And Taking Names

Posted by Fresh on January 11, 2010

kelmya Kelly Rowland & Mya: Collecting Coins And Taking Names

Ladies, relevancy, leave it, home.

Fuck what you may have heard, Louboutins and lace fronts aren’t going to buy themselves. The current plight of the non-creole female entertainer is an unpleasant one. Instead of casting shade we should all extend our hearts, homes, and space heaters to those who have been left to perish outside of The Knowles Compound. Sympathize, people, sympathize.

Kizzy Rowland hit the stage at the PokerStars VIP Party in the Bahamas while Mya cashed in on her celebrity status [. . . ] by performing at The Pool in Harrah’s Resort.  Being able to pack Holiday Inn’s banquet room is serious bidness. Where yo’ boss at?

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A check is a check, I Can Do All Things Through Yaki That Strengthens Me, I'm Going To The Mall After I Leave Work Hoe! |
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Quick Flicks: Mya Out & About In West Hollywood

Posted by J. Cooper on August 27, 2009

mya1 Quick Flicks: Mya Out & About In West Hollywood

After being given her little paycheck on Dancing With the Stars, Mya has decided to use her money in the most financially wise way possible for a D-Lister: A night of fame whoring in West Hollywood. Being “protected” by her gang of weirdos, Mya played coy and made sure everyone saw her in her blue luminous dress. I bet she wishes it was 1998 again. JUST TRAGIC.

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Mya, Macy, and Michael Join DWTS Line-Up

Posted by J. Cooper on August 17, 2009

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And the march to relevancy lives on. Today, the newest “stars” to join ABC’s Dancing With the Stars has been announced. They are:

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Whatever You Say

Posted by Fresh on March 19, 2009

Gucci Mane + Mya

Since Mya’s name is synonymous with fucking for tracks in the music industry her PR people felt the need to release a statement to address rumors that she is rocking Gucci Mane’s mic in exchange for a hit record. Mother most be proud!

In a statement released today, Mya Harrison and Radric Davis aka Gucci Mane said “We are friends and artistic colleagues, nothing more.” The two were photographed together at Gucci Mane’s mixtape event and this past weekend’s homecoming parties along with several other attending artists and celebrities.

“I am offended that pictures and assertions have been levied against me without consideration for the truth and how it affects me, Mya said. Gucci and I are friends and he is on one of my new songs soon to be released. That’s why I was in Atlanta this weekend – celebrating his return and recording our new collaboration. To our friends, fans, and supporters – thank you for your concern and I apologize for the inconvenience of having to deal with these bogus rumors.”

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Times Are Rough, Real Rough

Posted by Fresh on March 18, 2009

Gucci Mane + Mya

One true sign of an economic crunch is selling ass to someone who has just been released from jail and your name isn’t Tiny.

Mya and Gucci Mane played it close at his Welcome Back To The Trap [please don't log off yet] Welcome Back Party over the weekend. Here is the scoop via Sandra Rose:

Can you believe it? I mean, first The Dream hooking up with Christina Milian, and now Mya and Gucci Mane may be boo’d up? I hear they were inseparable in the VIP at Studio 72 Saturday night in Atlanta. They say Mya and Gucci were so tight you couldn’t slide an American Express black card between the two of them.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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Fuck The Recession, Go On And Sell That Ass Girl, Good Luck With That, How Dreadful |
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Skeet or Delete:Oh Mya

Posted by Fresh on November 18, 2008

If you watch the first 30 seconds of the video for Mya’s “Paradise” on mute you probably would mistake it for some type of commercial for a hair product. Dr. Miracle perhaps?

I don’t feel like processing what the fuck she is harmonizing about ["listen to the beat of the congo"] but I’ve heard a lot worse. Skeet or delete?

Good Luck With That, I Guess, Skeet or Delete |

Konichiwa Bitches

Posted by Fresh on September 25, 2008

mya1 Konichiwa Bitches

According to Ill Seed from AHH Rumors, Mya is having such a hard time with her music career in the states that she has decided to release an album in Japan hooting and hollering in the native tongue. The singer is allegedly trying to appeal to a different market that will hopefully appreciate her more.

Right.

I mean, its better than her current gig [pressure washing houses and drive ways] but I’m not completely sold on the idea that Japanese fans will “appreciate” her more. If everything works out for her expect other artists to follow suit. A check is and will always be a check.

A check is a check, I Guess, If You Ain't On Sit Down, You Still Here? |

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