Back & Fourth: Most Definitely Not

Posted by Fresh on August 10, 2009

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Mos Def was, well, doing the most at George Wein’s Care Fusion Jazz Festival on Saturday. While we appreciate Dante for his talents and sheer enthusiasm to wife up video chicks his Kyle x Kanye Bonjour Denim Jacket put us in a deep state of lamentation.

Last time I checked even creoles couldn’t get away with this.

Justin: Mos Def looks like the uncle that says he’s going to quit drinking and never does.

Fresh: This nigga got on Jim Brown’s good hat.

Justin: And I know its hot as hell wherever he’s at with that Kyle x Kanye Bonjour Denim Jacket on.

Fresh: My umi says that Frankie owns the female version of that jacket. I hope he doesn’t get pulled over wearing that shit. You know one of the front pockets has some drug paraphernalia in there from ‘88.

Justin: He looks like he straight walked off the set of Jungle Fever as Samuel Jackson’s stand in.

Fresh: He does! I wonder what type of shoes he is wearing.

Justin: Asics. The ones he found in the dumpster behind Nipsy Russell’s house.

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I Am Peen

Posted by Fresh on August 15, 2008

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Crunkster Lace Frontin’ sent in these new promo images from Diddy’s I Am King fragrance campaign.  Our Dick Dealers will soon be able to sport the same animal phermones that makes Kim Porter’s panty pudding fall down like the love rain Jill Scott and Mos Def talked about. We are such a blessed multitude!

. . . this still ain’t got shit on KP’s Creme of Nature perm box though. I will always stand up in vagina power with my sisters.

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Follow That Yaki!

Posted by Fresh on August 4, 2008

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Mrs. Carter dashed passed photographers at the 2008 Rock the Bells concert at the Jones Beach Theatre in Wantagh, New York on Sunday. Her husband hit the stage along with other hip-hop notables including Nas, Method Man, A Tribe Called Quest and Mos Def.

Now that The Carters are happily married I think they should go ahead and get the pregnancy ball on a roll. Procreate! Procreate! Papa Joe 2.0 is always down for another money maker. Nepotism isn’t going any damn where in the Knowles world.

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My Umi Says, Um, No

Posted by Fresh on July 7, 2008



Mos Def’s wife [girl take a number] video model [1] Alana Wyatt spoke to Ike Dirty of Dirty N’ The Beest about her marriage to the rapper and current divorce proceedings as well as her relationship with various athletes and entertainers.

The former stripper and seventh grade drop-out, says she uses nicknames and aliases for the men in her upcming tell-all book, “out of respect for their wives.”

My people, my gender. When will it stop?

[1] I refuse to type video vixen on this blog. Appearing in two videos does not define you as such. Now when you are on the prolific level of Buffie the Body and can convince Gucci Mane to buy you a two piece dark meat combo and a set of alloy rims then holla at me.

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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on March 12, 2008

Check out what the Mighty Mos Def has to say about Roger Clemens’ steroids scandal. Mos sounds like the old black men who post up in front of my local corner store playing checkers, loves it.

I want that Fresh Prince of Bel-Air inspired wallpaper joint for my office.

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DMX Being Sued Over Interview Comments

Posted by Fresh on October 13, 2006

DMX Being Sued Over Interview Comments

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DMX’s comments in a recent interview with Sister 2 Sister magazine are coming back to bite him in the ass.

The mother of rapper DMX’s love child is suing the hip-hop wild man for $2 million, saying he defamed her by claiming she sexually assaulted him as he slept during their 2003 hotel one-nighter. In Sister 2 Sister magazine, DMX says Monique Wayne, who successfully sued him to establish paternity and win child support, “raped me . . . I would have been kind of heated about that [if I'd woken]. Like, yo . . . Get the [bleep] outta here.” But Wayne says DMX knows their sex romp was consensual and she’s suffered “severe emotional distress” as a result of his lies. DMX’s rep had no comment. (source)

X is having a pretty shitty week. After running into the boys in blues on Monday, he is nowfacing a misdemeanor traffic charge .I’m sure he had plenty to say about the police during his time on stage at the live recording of ‘Def Poetry VI.’


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Michael Kyser & Tocarra; Jill Scott, Mos Def, & DMX; Mos Def & Russell Simmons

Jill, don’t stand too close to Mos Def. He may try to wife you next.

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Playing Catch-Up: The Roots And Special Guests at Radio City Music Hall

Posted by Fresh on May 22, 2006

Playing Catch-Up: The Roots And Special Guests at Radio City Music Hall

A lot of my online critics (hi haters) are under the false pretense that because this site is called Crunk and Disorderly that all I do is listen to Lil’ Jon all day. Hilarious. They think they know but they obviously have no idea. I wish I could have teleported myself to New York like “The Tomorrow People” last weekend. I’m crossing my fingers that some footage will be on YouTube soon.

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Erykah Badu; Mos Def & Dave Chappelle; Beyonce’s Purse Watcher ; ?Questlove

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What The Hell Is A Thugaboo?

Posted by Fresh on March 9, 2006

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Call it Charlie Brown with a twist.

Brothers Keenen Ivory, Shawn and Marlon Wayans, of Scary Movie and In Living Color fame, have created a series of animated children’s shows, with books and toys to follow. Its name: Thugaboo. The series of three specials will premiere on Nickelodeon, then air on the network’s all-animation channel, Nicktoons, a network spokeswoman said Wednesday.

Inspired by the Wayans brothers’ favourite childhood cartoons, Thugaboo follows the misadventures of nine kids growing up in the inner city. “It’s like hard meets soft,” Shawn Wayans said. “The thug is how they dress, kind of street, but they’re good kids and they make the right decisions.” Three specials are planned – an hourlong show and two half-hour programs – centred on important times in children’s lives. (continue)

*Extends arms to the sky* When I first heard the concept of the show, the African booty scratcher scene from “Boyz N Da Hood” immediately popped into my mind. Hell, the kids on Thugaboo might even find a dead body also. But at least they are smart enough to report it to the proper authorities. Television execs if you are reading this you guys should really make a cartoon about Jeezy Da Snowman. You could have an angry, bandanna-clad snowman chasing after rival drug dealers in back alleys. The NAACP would mos def hand out an Image Award for it. [/sarcasm]
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Fresh Flicks

Posted by Fresh on February 28, 2006

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Mos Def At The Premiere Of “16 Blocks”

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Kimora Lee Simmons Signs Her Book “Fabulosity”

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Beyonce Jr. Rihanna Performs At Jamm X Kid’s All-Star Dance Special
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Buzz Quickie

Posted by Fresh on February 15, 2006

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- I can’t wait to see Mr. Bankhead Ambassador getting his trap/skate on in “ATL”. The stills from the movie looks like they were shot in my neighborhood, I can appreciate it. I’ll guess we will have to find out a few months down the road if ol Clifford can really act. In the meanwhile, the making of his video “What You Know” airs tonight on BET at 7:30 pm et/pt. Wild as the Taliban, ya’ll.

- Tyra Banks was on the set of “The Price Is Right” last Friday along with Bob Barker’s old, decrepit nasty ass. If you familiar with the history of all the sexual harassment law suits this man has had in the past you know exactly why I called him that. Be sure to check out a future “Tyra” show for that footage.

- There is a rumor running around that Taraji Henderson is pregnant with Common’s child. Of course there are no confirm reports but I highly doubt it.

- I’ve accidentally left my curling iron plugged up while I was at work, forgot to feed the fish, an’ shit like that. Those are accidents. Shooting somebody in the face? Intentional.

- MC Hammer has a new video folks. And its deciated to the girls with “the ebony eyes and thunder thighs.” Is that Sisqo in the beginning?! Thanks Essy for showing me this a few days ago.
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