Hometown sweetheart Monica ran through her discography (yet some how neglected to perform “Sideline Ho”) in front of 60,000 fans, students and college alumni packed inside the Georgia Dome on Saturday at the Honda Battle of the Bands Invitational Showcase. Ludacris and his main squeeze Eudoxie also hit the event.

Marching bands from eight colleges received $20,000 for their music education programs plus all-expenses-paid trips to the A-town to perform at the house the Dirty Birds built, where they strutted with precision. More photos courtesy of our photographer friend Freddy O’s after the jump!

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf pussy? Andre Leon Talley was sugar, spice and everything nice at private viewing in New York City on Tuesday.

Can you believe that it has been two decades since the release of Juice? Cast members Khalil Kain and NeNe’s son Jermaine Hopkins partied it up at New York City hot spot Greenhouse following a moving screening celebrating the film’s 20th anniversary on Tuesday. Fatboy’s got the juice now.

Looks like Floyd Mayweather is trying to clean up his image before he starts his stint as a booty warrior. Surrounded by cancer survivors, the boxer presented a check made out in the amount of $100,000 to the CEO of The Southern Nevada Susan Komen Race For A Cure Foundation on Wednesday.

Queen Latifah and Wendy Williams got wiggy wit it for a segment on the talk show’s host show called Master Hairpiece Theatre, complete with an re-enactment of Mob Wives. Queen Latifah is hot on the promo trail in support of her new film, ‘Joyful Noise.’

Monica continued to take a bite out of The Big Apple on Wednesday. Taking a cue from friends Ciara and La La, the southern songbird grabbed her most eye grabbing handbag and headed to Madison Square Garden for an impromptu photo shoot.

Sometimes we make each other mad, and sometimes I make him mad. That’s called why we’re not divorced after four months.

– Mariah Carey shades the hell out of Kim Kardashyknees

Absolutely I’m young, he’s young and we want to have that between the two of us, but right now we are enjoying the three that we have blended together. We have little Shannon, we have Rodney and we have Romelo. So we are enjoying the three of them right now.

. . . I always say ‘I’m Shannon Brown’s wife’. I don’t look at the title of what he does, basketball, as the leading ideal of what I am as a wife. Because no matter what career path he chooses, I’m his wife, not a basketball wife. I just look at it like we have two different jobs that are some times complex, but wanting our marriage to work it’s easy for us to prioritize and do what we need to do.

– Monica dismisses rumors that she is pregnant and talks life as Mrs. Brown

Following her September appearance at the For Sisters Only Expo we quietly placed Monica on our list of Celebrity Baby Bumps and continued on with our regularly scheduled fuckery. The singer hasn’t responded to whispers either way but her upcoming album title, New Life, may be appropriate in more ways than one.

Love is a many splendored thing. And so the publicity that comes with it ain’t too shabby. Monica and husband Shannon Brown snuggled up inside the Georgia World Congress Center located in Atlanta on Saturday at the 20th Annual For Sisters Only Expo. Lil’ Rocko and Romelo also came along for the ride. What an adorable bunch!

Mo released the visuals for “Anything (To Find You) to generally positive reviews last week. Check out the video for the Rick Ross assisted single below if you missed it.

Here’s a depiction of a basketball wife we can co-sign.

Current NBA free agent Shannon Brown and wife Monica joined The Cheesecake Factory kicked-off Feeding America’s Hunger Action Month earlier this week in catering a community lunch at Maywood Parks and Recreation Center in Maywood, California. Other celebrities pitching in to give back included Wilmer Valderrama, Eliza Dushku, former NBA player Rick Fox and Ali Landry.

In all honesty the succession of the last two entries have nothing to do with me purposely trying to shade Monica. I’m just listening to the universe today.

Besides, Mo will have bigger fish to fry once word gets back to her about an anonymous groupie giving up details on sleeping with her husband Los Angeles Lakers player Shannon Brown before making her an honest woman to our friends over at Baller Alert. Read her explicit detailed account after the jump.

We weren’t some random people & this wasn’t some random tryst. There was such a build up to this moment…looks, words, everything..we wanted it bad. We met up at the hotel where the opposing team stays while playing in my city…he opened the door all cool we had small talk watched a lil tv then came the,”So yea what was all that shit you been talkin?” I instantly just lost it internally I was nervous as hell…cause I didn’t want this to be a failed mission cause I don’t get it in like that & I hate wasting my goodies. Well he stood me up off the bed started kissing me…I almost died!!!

Clothes started hitting the floor around us then he stopped & went to the bathroom I jumped in the bed & took off my delicates. He came back dropped them & there it was…it was HUGE!!! Never in my life had I seen something that beautiful. He climbed on top of me & started kissing me all over he was saying something but I was too gone to here it. He started kissing all on my thighs and getting me hot playing with it teasing the shit out of me till I couldn’t take anymore I told him just put it in already cause I can’t take it anymore. He put it in and I swear I almost stopped breathing this rush just came all over me I felt like a virgin all over again. It hurt but in a good way I couldn’t help but bite his shouder as he started to stroke me slowly taking his time…at first. Then the shit talking started. I thought I was handling it till he started pushing my legs back & he hit this spot that I never knew existed. I started running and he kept pulling me back until he just put all his weight on me so I couldn’t move. He just stared me in my eyes and kept saying,”Look at me stop moving you said you wanted it…take it.” I tried I did but his dick was just to powerful…that was “Daddy Dick” in all its glory…at this very moment I realized I had never been dicked down right before…and after this I would NEVER be the same.

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Monica says it’s not her fault that Lil’ Kim has to go back to PayPal now that she’s off her new single, “Anything (To Find You).”

Billboard.com says a source at J Records told them that the unnatural beauty was removed from the song due to contractual issues. It was news to Mrs. Chris Brown Lookalike, who took to Twitter to alert Mrs. Potato Head’s remaining stans that they needn’t come to her to bitch and moan.

Want a clearance? Don’t call the estate runner a bitch on the radio. Who shot ya indeed.

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Celebrities flocked to Twitter on Sunday night following President Barack Obama’s announcement that Osama bin Laden had been killed in Pakistan by U.S. forces.

Terry McMillan: I’m still scared.

Big Boi: They must be passin out free gas cards in front of the white house…them motherfuckaz crunk

Katy Perry: AMERICA FUCK YEAH, HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY YEAH! #necessaryusageoftheFbombday

Kelly Rowland: Let’s all continue to pray for world peace.

Fabolous: #TwitPicOsamaBinLadenBody… We dont believe you tho..

Keri Hilson: Woke up to great news!! I only wish we could hear Osama Bin Laden speak now. I’m not happy he’s “dead” but I am happy that justice prevails.

Monica: As I say Goodnight, Im Praying 4 our Country, our troops,our president & our people as a whole. God is still in control. God Bless America

Mike Tyson: The principles of Islam are peace & love. Please don’t confuse Osama’s views as the view of Muslims.

Rihanna: Rumpupupum Rumpupupum Rumpupupuuum #ManDown

Tyra Banks: My brother has been a US soldier for over 20 years. Today I salute him and all of our brave, selfless military women and men

Snoop Dogg: Rip to everybody who was taken on 911. Let the troops bac home n lower gas prices let’s live happily ever after!!

Terrence J: We no longer have a symbol of the “bad guy.” but Poverty, disease, famine, racism, and so on still exist. The real work starts now..

Lil’ Duval: Obama text Donald trump & said “u see what I did to Osama bin laden? keep playing wit me” God bless