ASCAP’s Rhythm & Soul Awards
Whew, I just got in from the Wig Crypt Annual Friday The 13th Midnight BBQ and I am spent! I haven’t had that much fun since the night of my prom. You should’ve seen the way Michelle Williams and Homeless Larry bobbed for those dismembered limbs. Crazy shit.
Since Don Imus is one of the scariest momofukus on the scene right now it is only fitting that I post the following animated gif, courtesy of mi amigo Nova Slim, before I hit the sack. Now why didn’t I think of this?!
Michelle Williams = Shug Avery
Michelle Williams of the R&B group Destiny’s Child is joining the Chicago production of “The Color Purple,” the producers announced Tuesday.
Williams will play the role of Shug Avery, a sexy blues singer.
The stage version of Alice Walker’s Pulitzer Prize-winning novel will open in Chicago on April 17. It’s still playing on Broadway.
Several of the stars of the New York production — including Jeannette Bayardelle, who plays the lead character of Celie, and Felicia P. Fields, who received a Tony nomination for her portrayal of the feisty Sofia — are joining the tour in Chicago.
Producer Scott Sanders said casting Williams as Shug Avery seemed like a natural choice because Shug is the one character in the musical who has “seen the world.” (source)
First the stock market takes a plunge now this. Does this mean there is going to be some girl on girl action with Fantasia? Heavens to Betsy, there won’t be any lesbians left in the audience when the show is complete.
An employee of Wolfgang Puck Catering diagnosed with the hepatitis A virus may have exposed guests at several events, including Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue party, health officials said Tuesday. The list of possibly exposed guests include Beyonce Knowles, Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Bar Rafaeli and other models featured in the magazine.
Although the risk of illness was “quite low” anyone who ate raw food at the magazine’s party was urged to recieve a preventive shot by Wednesday.
Wolfgang Puck is trying to destroy the blood of the lamb. I repeat, Wolfgang Puck is trying to destroy the blood of the lamb.
Mama Tina is cooking up a batch of her infamous dirty creole rice to send over to ol’ Wolfie. I hope he doesn’t choke on one of Michelle Williams’ diced up limbs. You’re going down, bitch! (source)