I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted on June 4, 2008

The wig crypt must be out on summer vacation. How else can Baby Daniel explain Solange’s new video premiering tonight on BET and the above new promo picture?

No lie, whenever I watch the scene from Hustle & Flow where Slickback tells his down ass snow bunny that she can’t be a stripper because her equilibrium is fucked up I think about Michelle Williams tipping over like a short and stout little tea kettle on 106 & Park. It’s all good though, we fall down but we get up.

Here’s to hoping that her album doesn’t go double pantyliner when its released!

[Flick via Urban Hoopla]

Star Tracks: Michelle Williams

Posted on May 30, 2008

It’s always a sad occurence when every time I see Michelle Williams my first thought is “who in the hell let you out of the crypt?” versus thinking “it’s great to see your face again, girl!”

Somebody is trying to get a second gig as Michelle Obama’s understudy now, eh? No hate here today, I am all for back up plans.

Shug Avery had the first lady at bingo night look under lock and key at the A Great Night In Harlem benefit concert on Thursday night. You better believe that someone made it rain on her with seed offering envelopes during the course of the evening.

Hat Trick

Posted on May 27, 2008

Kizzy Rowland was shaking her poak chops and twerking her ham hocks on stage at the 2008 Great American Gay Day when BAM! – - somebody tossed a hat at her ass. Kizzy then demanded the perp to show his face and apologize for chucking the fitted at her dome, but the damage was already done and my soul was already howling like Michelle Williams at dinner time. Long live stans and their camera phones!

Breaking Dawn In The Crypt

Posted on April 25, 2008

Whenever I think of Michelle Williams I always picture her standing in front of the wig crypt gates singing “Step Into The Bad Side” dressed like Johnny Depp. One positive thing I can say about the chick is that she isn’t latched on to Bust It Creole’s right nipple like some people who shall remain nameless.

Let us all join hands in prayer that Papa Joe 2.0 promotes her upcoming album so that she doesn’t have to resort to selling ass to spread the word. The people at her church are already giving her the side-eye when she takes communion because she sings “that devil music” on the side.

Michelle shot the video for her single “We Break The Dawn” on Wednesday. Check out more flicks over at Concrete Loop.

Upgrade/Downgrade: ‘American Gangster’ Hollywood Premiere

Posted on October 30, 2007

Upgrade/Downgrade: ‘American Gangster’ Hollywood Premiere

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Say what you want about Michelle Williams but at least she isn’t trying to stay relevant by going door to door trying to sale pork chop sandwiches and life insurance like Kizzy Rowland. Premium conflict-free yaki and a little effort does a girl wonders.

As much as it pains me to say this I am going to go ahead and get it out of the way. Denzel Washington looks like somebody’s bipolar uncle. Just look at him. He’s searching for a window to taste right now. And can we address son’s Duke kit?! I haven’t seen a naturally curl pattern like that since Ja Rule tried to get his slickback going. I vote no.