It’s always a sad occurence when every time I see Michelle Williams my first thought is “who in the hell let you out of the crypt?” versus thinking “it’s great to see your face again, girl!”
Somebody is trying to get a second gig as Michelle Obama’s understudy now, eh? No hate here today, I am all for back up plans.
Shug Avery had the first lady at bingo night look under lock and key at the A Great Night In Harlem benefit concert on Thursday night. You better believe that someone made it rain on her with seed offering envelopes during the course of the evening.
Kizzy Rowland was shaking her poak chops and twerking her ham hocks on stage at the 2008 Great American Gay Day when BAM! – - somebody tossed a hat at her ass. Kizzy then demanded the perp to show his face and apologize for chucking the fitted at her dome, but the damage was already done and my soul was already howling like Michelle Williams at dinner time. Long live stans and their camera phones!
Whenever I think of Michelle Williams I always picture her standing in front of the wig crypt gates singing “Step Into The Bad Side” dressed like Johnny Depp. One positive thing I can say about the chick is that she isn’t latched on to Bust It Creole’s right nipple like some people who shall remain nameless.
Let us all join hands in prayer that Papa Joe 2.0 promotes her upcoming album so that she doesn’t have to resort to selling ass to spread the word. The people at her church are already giving her the side-eye when she takes communion because she sings “that devil music” on the side.
Michelle shot the video for her single “We Break The Dawn” on Wednesday. Check out more flicks over at Concrete Loop.
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Say what you want about Michelle Williams but at least she isn’t trying to stay relevant by going door to door trying to sale pork chop sandwiches and life insurance like Kizzy Rowland. Premium conflict-free yaki and a little effort does a girl wonders.
As much as it pains me to say this I am going to go ahead and get it out of the way. Denzel Washington looks like somebody’s bipolar uncle. Just look at him. He’s searching for a window to taste right now. And can we address son’s Duke kit?! I haven’t seen a naturally curl pattern like that since Ja Rule tried to get his slickback going. I vote no.
The 20th Anniversary ASCAP Rhythm and Soul Music Awards were held last night at the Millennium Biltmore Hotel in Los Angeles. Mary J. Blige, Johntá Austin and Jermaine Dupri shared the coveted Songwriter of the Year title.
Whew, I just got in from the Wig Crypt Annual Friday The 13th Midnight BBQ and I am spent! I haven’t had that much fun since the night of my prom. You should’ve seen the way Michelle Williams and Homeless Larry bobbed for those dismembered limbs. Crazy shit.
Since Don Imus is one of the scariest momofukus on the scene right now it is only fitting that I post the following animated gif, courtesy of mi amigo Nova Slim, before I hit the sack. Now why didn’t I think of this?!
Paging Jesus, paging Jesus. You’re wanted on the main line STAT!
Michelle Williams of the R&B group Destiny’s Child is joining the Chicago production of “The Color Purple,” the producers announced Tuesday.
Williams will play the role of Shug Avery, a sexy blues singer.
The stage version of Alice Walker’s Pulitzer Prize-winning novel will open in Chicago on April 17. It’s still playing on Broadway.
Several of the stars of the New York production — including Jeannette Bayardelle, who plays the lead character of Celie, and Felicia P. Fields, who received a Tony nomination for her portrayal of the feisty Sofia — are joining the tour in Chicago.
Producer Scott Sanders said casting Williams as Shug Avery seemed like a natural choice because Shug is the one character in the musical who has “seen the world.” (source)
First the stock market takes a plunge now this. Does this mean there is going to be some girl on girl action with Fantasia? Heavens to Betsy, there won’t be any lesbians left in the audience when the show is complete.
An employee of Wolfgang Puck Catering diagnosed with the hepatitis A virus may have exposed guests at several events, including Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue party, health officials said Tuesday. The list of possibly exposed guests include Beyonce Knowles, Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Bar Rafaeli and other models featured in the magazine.
Although the risk of illness was “quite low” anyone who ate raw food at the magazine’s party was urged to recieve a preventive shot by Wednesday.
Wolfgang Puck is trying to destroy the blood of the lamb. I repeat, Wolfgang Puck is trying to destroy the blood of the lamb.
Mama Tina is cooking up a batch of her infamous dirty creole rice to send over to ol’ Wolfie. I hope he doesn’t choke on one of Michelle Williams’ diced up limbs. You’re going down, bitch! (source)