The DC3 trinity is finally complete with this post! The soul of Anges Dereon will finally be able to rest after this.
Now put a ring on it.
I see you over there crossing your fingers for a nip slip from Michelle Williams! You know damn well she is a good, clean woman who gave her life to Christ many years ago at a young age. Don’t try her like that please. Michelle broke the dawn [I still can't] at Diesel’s Rock + Roll Circus [I don't like jokes] event in this black number. What’s your verdict?
Now residents of Crunkland, I want you to reach down in the depths of your soul and pull out a kind word or two for Michelle Williams since her album is now available in stores, online, and assorted wastelands for fuckery on this wonderful day that the Lord has made.
Check out the album cover after the jump so you will know what to look for when you are digging in the reduce price bin at Best Buy this holiday shopping season. I’m so helpful!
The present gate keeper of the wig crypt is usually reduced to appearing at baby christenings, food drives, middle school football banquets, charity car washes and anything else Papa Knowles can book at the last minute but it looks like times are changing.
The wig crypt coverage has been crazy lately, right? I keep trying to tell ya’ll you have certain quotas you have to meet at work and so do I. Baby Daniel is a beast, he’s a dog, he’s a momofukin problem.
Michelle Williams and Solange appeared at Ren-Mar Studios in Hollywood on Wednesday for a taping of MTV’s new show FNMTV. The Game and Tyga were also in the building hanging out with Pete Wentz and his baby mama.
I’m paying off my outstanding debts to Agnes Dereon by posting two wig crypt entries in a row. I hope she accepts post-dated checks.
Michelle Williams managed to break the dawn and tumbled onto two red carpets last night. I wasn’t going to go at her too hard because she isn’t any where close to being as annoying as Kizzy but then she had to go and grind her bony back meat on some innocent YT man at Tenjune. You must learn!
