Don’t be surprised if Michelle Williams actually knows what she is doing behind the turntables. When you share a bunk with DJ Skribble inside the wig crypt you are bound to pick up something.
Michelle Dubb, Free, Cherry Martinez, ANTM winner Dani Evans and others hit the scene last night in New York City to wish celebrity hairstylist Ursula Stephens a happy birthday. Ursula serves as stylist to popular singers Rihanna and Keyshia Cole and dishes hair tips over CL.
Now this is how I like to kick my Mondays off! I know Rupaul is looking a little bleh in the above picture but trust and believe that this bitch is still capable of upstaging Michelle Williams [the white girl and the one in the crypt] on her best day. Don’t you hear her calling you?
The DC3 trinity is finally complete with this post! The soul of Anges Dereon will finally be able to rest after this.
Now put a ring on it.
I see you over there crossing your fingers for a nip slip from Michelle Williams! You know damn well she is a good, clean woman who gave her life to Christ many years ago at a young age. Don’t try her like that please. Michelle broke the dawn [I still can't] at Diesel’s Rock + Roll Circus [I don't like jokes] event in this black number. What’s your verdict?
Now residents of Crunkland, I want you to reach down in the depths of your soul and pull out a kind word or two for Michelle Williams since her album is now available in stores, online, and assorted wastelands for fuckery on this wonderful day that the Lord has made.
Check out the album cover after the jump so you will know what to look for when you are digging in the reduce price bin at Best Buy this holiday shopping season. I’m so helpful!
The present gate keeper of the wig crypt is usually reduced to appearing at baby christenings, food drives, middle school football banquets, charity car washes and anything else Papa Knowles can book at the last minute but it looks like times are changing.
The wig crypt coverage has been crazy lately, right? I keep trying to tell ya’ll you have certain quotas you have to meet at work and so do I. Baby Daniel is a beast, he’s a dog, he’s a momofukin problem.
Michelle Williams and Solange appeared at Ren-Mar Studios in Hollywood on Wednesday for a taping of MTV’s new show FNMTV. The Game and Tyga were also in the building hanging out with Pete Wentz and his baby mama.
The wig crypt must be out on summer vacation. How else can Baby Daniel explain Solange’s new video premiering tonight on BET and the above new promo picture?
No lie, whenever I watch the scene from Hustle & Flow where Slickback tells his down ass snow bunny that she can’t be a stripper because her equilibrium is fucked up I think about Michelle Williams tipping over like a short and stout little tea kettle on 106 & Park. It’s all good though, we fall down but we get up.
Here’s to hoping that her album doesn’t go double pantyliner when its released!
[Flick via Urban Hoopla]