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Donkey’s baby mama launched her new fitness DVD ‘Totally Fit’ at HMV in London earlier today. The three disc set features fitness workouts and nutrition tips. No word on if it comes with a free at home paternity test kit or not.

Fever Pitch

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Jesus hold my mule and Berkin bag! I thought Billy Ocean negroid was living in a mansion all the way in Wiscansin. Son is straight stuntin’ on you hoes. It may be a while before the next time you see sweet action like this, so right click and save.

Billy O.  dazzled [um hmm, dazzled] the paparazzi on the red carpet at the Mobo Awards while Melanie Brown looked like a bridesmaid from T Baby’s wedding party. That’s the best you can do with Eddie’s child support payments? I can’t and obviously neither could you. What red carpet look steamed up the glass pot lid the most?

Star Tracks: Tracey Edmonds

Star Tracks: Tracey Edmonds

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This broad is bold. Does Johnny know she has his jewelry on? This is how hoes come up missing.

Tracey Edmonds showed off her massive engagement ring from Eddie Murphy outside Mr. Chows on yesterday. She hinted that her wedding ceremony to Murphy is going to be “very intimate, romantic, and beautiful.” In Murphy related news, Melanie Brown is taking Norbit to court again to determine how much money he will fork over monthly in child support.

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08. 29 Star Gazing

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- Tony Yayo can leave the state of New York? Forget being on probation, I thought there was a law against trafficking exotic animals. Hmph, I guess not. 50 Cent was photographed earlier this week entering Hot 99.5 in Washington D.C. Fiddy has reportedly gone into overdrive hitting major radio stations promoting his new album. I don’t know about you but on 9/11 I’m copping three copies of Kenny Chesney’s new cd just to spite both Kanye and Curtis.

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- Ciara and Eve were all smiles Tuesday night at the Signature Apparel party at TAO in Las Vegas. Memorial services will be held next week for the yaki perched on top of Eve’s head.
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- Melanie Brown went for a morning power walk with her personal trainer. There were no signs of that basket case she is married to.

Question of the Day

Question of the Day

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The celebrity line-up that will appear on the upcoming season of “Dancing With The Stars” was announced this morning on Good Morning America.

This year’s 12 contestants are Jane Seymour, super model Albert Reed, Cheetah Girl Sabrina Bryan, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, actress-model Josie Maran, king of Las Vegas Wayne Newton, entertainer Marie Osmond, boxer Floyd Mayweather, Spice Girl Melanie Brown, racing champ Helio Castroneves, actress Jenni Garth, and actor Cameron Mathison.

Since I only recognized about five names I unintentionally started putting together my own cast. My top six picks are Lauryn “Who Hid My Meds?” Hill, Loon, Bobby Jones, Fabo, queen of the G-list BET Blackbuster movies Monica Calhoun, and Phil “Uncle Murda” Spector. Squad up!

WHO WOULD YOU PICK FOR YOUR OWN ALL-STAR LINE-UP?

Scary Spice Slaps Donkey With A Paternity Suit

Scary Spice Slaps Donkey With A Paternity Suit

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Melanie Brown filed a Superior Court petition Wednesday that seeks to legally establish Eddie Murphy as the father of her 4-month-old daughter. Brown will also seek sole custody and reasonable child support, attorney Gloria Allred said at a press conference.

“I am here today for one reason and one reason only; her name is Angel,” Brown said. “Angel is my baby and Eddie’s. She will always know that she was planned and wanted by both of us.”

Allred said in a statement that a DNA test has shown that Murphy is the father but “paternity has not been legally acknowledged.” Murphy has shown “shocking and appalling” conduct since the test, the statement said.

Condoms are so much cheaper than lawyers and court fees, no?

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Donkey’s The Dad

Donkey’s The Dad

Eddie on set of “Starship Dave” (don’t ask me WTF is going on here)

Melanie Brown’s rep Liza Anderson has confirmed to People that Eddie Murphy is the father of her 2-month-old daughter. The results of the DNA test, which Murphy took on June 11, were received by Brown on Thursday afternoon, says Anderson.

Murphy’s rep declined to comment. Yeah, I wouldn’t have anything to say either. You know Scary Spice is kicking back laughing like Young Jeezy’s adlibs right about now.

[Thanks Shaunnie]