What Bust It Creole Wants, Bust It Creole Gets

Sure, it’s not as good of a gig as singing at the actual inauguration ceremony but it was the best that Papa Joe 2.0 could do in the time crunch.

56291024 What Bust It Creole Wants, Bust It Creole Gets Beyonce will sing for Barack and Michelle Obama’s first dance on inauguration night.

And the song? “Crazy in Love?” Her version of Etta James’ “At Last?”

The Presidential Inaugural Committee isn’t saying. “It is our hope that we can keep the song secret until the moment,” said spokeswoman Linda Douglass.

Beyonce is part of the star-studded lineup at the official Neighborhood Ball that will be televised on ABC, along with her husband Jay-Z, will.i.am, Mariah Carey, Alicia Keys, Shakira, Sting, Faith Hill, Mary J. Blige, Stevie Wonder and Maroon 5.

The Presidential Inaugural Committee said Thursday that presenters at the ball will include Denzel Washington, Jessica Alba, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ray Romano, Jamie Foxx, Queen Latifah and Kate Walsh.

The Neighborhood Ball is for Washington, D.C. residents, and will be broadcast live and streamed online with an interactive component on the Internet. The inaugural Web site allows people to host or find viewing parties around the country. [source]

ROFLMAO.

All I Want For Christmas Is . . .

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A travel size edition photoshop! I haven’t pushed a kid out of my vagina yet but I’ll be damned if I don’t have a couple of stretch marks I would like to get rid of. It’s clearly done wonders for this broad. She went from looking like she ordered steroids online to all dainty and lady like. I wanna be made over!

Kim Kardashian’s younger sister [I'll never understand] Khloe is standing up for her fellow furry peeps by posing nude in a new PETA ad. She better not come around Mary J. Blige trying to preach this shit. Willona Woods is no Rachel Zoe, hoe. Thanks Jakki!

Toss Her In Boys

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Oh Madge, you’re the hole-in-one prostitute look does nothing for you. The kids at the Kabalah center are already whispering about your rapidly dissolving marriage, lets not give them anything additional to talk about. I wish there was a way we could see the expression of Alien Princess Ri Ri’s face! The side-eye stand off that is going on is priceless. Broad is probably thinking “and I thought I was different.”

More pictures of Rihanna, Mary J. Blige, and Timbaland at Gucci’s Tattoo Heart Collection launch under the hood.

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K-Ci Would Never Do This

A tipster tells Necole Bitchie that Mary J. Blige’s husband/manager he pulled a creep at a Las Vegas strip club recently. Call me old fashion but the Chikin Skrip is no place for a married man unless he is accompanied by his wife. Go on and shake your head in disapproval but this seems to be working fine for T-Pain and his old lady.

Here’s the dirt:

mary1 K Ci Would Never Do This I would hate to be in Mary’s shoes right now but I have to tell someone what I witnesses yesterday. Yes, I am a female dancer at Sin City Cabaret in the Bronx. However, I am not the entertainer that he was with when he entered the club last night. Kendu was sitting in V.I.P and tossing a few dollars at a duo onstage performing a sensual lesbian act. He got so close to see what was happening onstage and that is when I spotted his face. He was wearing a plaid Kangol paper boy hat and a black cashmere sweater with jeans. At first I figured he was just there hanging out with some guys (Foxy Brown’s manager), but then I saw him cuddled up with a casually dressed stripper that works at the club. The were all coochie coo and layed out on the V.I.P. couch. My friend, who is saved, said that is why I do not date men that go to church faithfully. Necole if you would have seen the foul sh!t he was up to you would have been mad for Mary. I mad just thinking about it because I don’t want to hear another sad album full of crying and screaming of deceit. Lastly this is not the only saved husband that frequents the strip club….Salt ,from Sat-n-Pepa, other half has been rubbed down too. JUST AIN’T RIGHT!!!

Poor Willona! This is the second man to come in her life playing a role when all of the sudden the poo hits the fan. The first being that guy who Penny’s mama paid to pretend like he was in love with old ‘Lona and then he threw some random crack party so she would get in trouble with the law. Same shit, different toilet!

Maybe Next Time

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According to Chicago-Sun Times writer Bill Zwecker, Jay-Z, Mary J. Blige, Diddy, and other celebrity supporters were reportedly advised to stay the hell away from Barack Obama’s rally in Grant Park last night and focus on attending the expected Obama inauguration in January.

‘Cause if weren’t Oprah your sweet puss just couldn’t get in.

“There really only needs to be one star in Grant Park, and that’s Barack. There will be plenty of time for a new President Obama to be surrounded by famous fans, all hopeful about a new administration,” said an anonymous campaign insider.

Damn! I was knew there was a reason why I didn’t see Dabnis and Vanessa crying and hugging each other on the screen as President Obama gave his speech.

After casting his ballot El Presidente of the Mouth Breeva Society told the AP “I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that’s how much power it felt like I had.”

He continued, “”I’m not trying to be dramatic, but I just felt like, Martin Luther King, and I felt the whole civil rights movement, I felt all that energy, and I felt my kids. It was all there at one time. It was a joyous moment.”

I felt my kids too last night, just in another way. Tee hee.

Promote The Vote Block Party

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Diddy used the Promote The Vote Block Party as an excuse to dig deep into his box of dusty Vote or Die t-shirts. Don’t blame him blame Cheri Dennis. She should be held responsible for all things that go awry in the tooth pick crypt.

Jay-Z along with his jockey, Mary J. Blige and Kevin Liles hyped up the Philly crowd at the last minute voter push.

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