With her lambs looking on in fear that she may take a Scarlett-like tumble from the sky, Mariah Carey arrived in princess style at her concert at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida on Thursday. Aretha needs to get on the fast track to weight loss so she can make the same entrance at this year’s BET Awards. In the immortal words of Eightball, stop playing games hoe.
Until that happens, here’s a little Friday bonus for you to enjoy.
In between giggles and burps, a tipsy Mariah Carey accepted her award for Breakthrough Actress Performance for her performance in Precious at the 2010 Palm Springs International Film Festival gala on Tuesday night. Director Lee Daniels tried to make light of Mimi’s obvious drunk behavior but his demeanor said it all. This one is for all the kittens and lambs [namely Nick Cannon] out there!
From a queen to a diva, this is the shit, well, you know, Saturday Night Live sketches are made of. iLive in HD!
Airbrushed to perfection, Mariah Carey covers the December / January issue of Paper magazine. Here are a few interview snippets via Just Jared to make you pat your weaves to.
On the media’s harsh treatment of her 2001 breakdown:
“It was after September 11th. A lot of people taking shots at me had no place to go. We are friggin’ ADD, this country. There’s a huge ADD situation.”
On dressing provocatively at an early age:
“I have had very low self-esteem my whole life. When I was 12 or 13, I remember walking up the driveway, and this guy who was 20 — which may have been highly inappropriate — said to me, ‘I like your pants,’ and I was like ‘Oh, that looks good? Oh, OK, I will wear tight pants now.”
On her relationship with husband Nick Cannon:
“All we do is have fun together. I don’t know what his eternal age is but maybe it’s more like 16.”
The only thing missing is a Carls Jr. cheezburger.
I tried to close my eyes and click my heels twice to turn these pictures of Mariah Carey frolicking around on set of “H.A.T.E.U.” into a behind the scenes video of the Summer 2010 campaign for Ashley Stewart but my lamb power is obviously running low today.
All the butterflies and unicorns in the world can’t stop Mooriah Carey from showing off her God given curves [that's what we are calling them from now on] to anybody that will look. You’re looking, you’re looking! On a more serious note, I can only imagine the types of Pixar Studio shit that will have to be done in post edit. Visit Dlisted for more puppy power!
Mariah Carey and her “girls” almost pulled a Scarlett while being introduced on Leno’s late night show earlier this week. Sanrio’s favorite customer, however, was able to compose herself and keep it moving. Waving and smiling as if nothing ever happened, our favorite 5-octave singer who exists in a perpetual state of adolescence lives to go on to fight the good fight for the lambs. Expect Eminem to compose a diss song about this occurrence in the coming days.
Mariah latest album Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel is set to come in at its second week at retail at number eight [sad Hello Kitty face]. However, never fret lambs, Mariah is still making dreams come true. Playing an intimate show in Las Vegas, she invited two fans on stage, and while soaking in fumes of Unicorns, Lisa Frank school supplies and all things pretty and pink, one of the fans decided to propose to the other. Smiles all around.
Not everyone was in New York City for the VMAs or to sit front row at the She By Sheree fashion show. Oprah, Tyler Perry. Mariah Carey, Mary J. Blige, and others were busy in Canada promoting the upcoming film ‘Precious’ at the 2009 Toronto International Film Festival. Here is what Crunkland newbie Gess Me had to say about the movie:
I’m new to the site and came across this trailer for a movie starring Mo’Nique and Mariah Carey that actually looks good! No really! Even’s Tyler Perry’s association with it doesn’t seem to have ruined it. Don’t worry. I didn’t see Madea anywhere in the trailer. Besides, Oprah’s involved with the project and you know she’ll only tolerate so much coonery. After seeing the trailer, I have to say I’m proud of Mo’Nique, Mariah, AND Tyler. You see what happens when we allow ourselves to be great? We get, you know, greatness and sh*t. Anyway, the movie already has a buzz about it that includes talk of Oscars for Mo’Nique’s performance. Let’s just hope someone finally introduces her to a 10-pk of Bic Classic Lady shavers before her stroll down the red carpet! Check out the trailer and share with The Bocks, if you like.
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