Keenan Cahill just wrapped Ashanti’s legacy up without leaving the cozy confines of his home. Witness Lloyd takes his Lil’ Wayne and Andre 3000-assisted “Dedication to My Ex (Miss That)” to new viral heights in the above video clip.

To say that Lloyd has been cut off from the Erving Geoffrey t-shirt dynasty would be an understatement. His former Murder Inc boss Irv Gotti held no punches during a recent visit to MTV’s Rap Fix when speaking on severing ties with the singer.

“Ashanti is cool. Ashanti is one thing. Me and her had our little thing and it is what it is. She’s not as bad as Lloyd. Lloyd, I have no love for,” Gotti explained to host Sway Calloway. Because here’s a person that I helped out. The minute he left — I let you go. You wanted to leave, I let you go. And you gon’ say, ‘Well Gotti did this and Gotti did that.’ Nigga, you went platinum with Gotti. You went gold with Gotti, you went platinum with Gotti. What you doing now with Interscope? What’d you sell, like 15 units?”

“I’m not saying to pay homage to me. But don’t shit on me. I let you go! You wanted to be your own man or whatever, get outta here. He could walk past me, he get hit by a car. I’d be like, ‘Oh word? He got hit by a car? Yo BJ, let’s go get something to eat.’ ”

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Lloyd shed light on the amicable split in an interview posted on his official Youtube channel in September 2009, citing creative differences for the direction of his music.

“My momentum was given to Ja Rule to release a new project. I really felt like that wasn’t fair to me. I have no regrets, and even if I did, it’s about learning to live with them,” said Lloyd. “No regrets, I look it as a learning experience, a one-of-a-kind learning experience.”

When you can personally invite members of G-Unit to your home for a pool party you don’t need a stinkin’ reality television show to stamp your hood pass. No word on if Lloyd Banks came through with a covered dish or not.

Meeka Claxton dished on being initiated into fight club by ‘Basketball Wives’ cast mate Tami Roman, Shaunie O’Neal’s role as show producer and more in a recent interview with Essence.com:

Did you join “Basketball Wives” to promote your real estate business? Is it odd that you’re the only wife?

No, we’re good if we sell one house per year because the average commission is six figures. I thought basketball wives were being misrepresented. I didn’t look for the opportunity, it came to me from a mutual friend Shaunie O’Neal and I share who suggested I join the show. I talked it over with friends and decided to join and show the other side of wives’ lives. It was weird being the only wife, I didn’t know how the other girls would receive me. But I was excited because I wanted to show my great husband, family, business and work we do in the community.

Did you expect her to hit you at the club in Italy?

No! I didn’t even know we were going to have a conversation, Tami’s opinion never mattered to me. I think that’s why she kept at it but, like I tell my children, you have to ignore bullies. It wasn’t until I was escorted out [of the club] that I realized that she had on flip-flops and to me if you’re dressed like that in a club, you’re ready to fight.

Salty over no longer being the only R&B singer with an alien treasure map cut into the back of his head, Miguel released the shady queen within when he tweeted, “Imitation is the Highest form of Flattery. Shout to LLoyd.”

Someone must have alerted Miguel that feeling your beat too soon may result in getting your ass beat (no condoms required) which explains why he’s now ready to say sorry. Though he walked in singing The Wayans Bros. theme song, Lloyd kept it trill and let a fellow dwarf know that no one was trying to copy him and that his bitchiness did not go unnoticed.

Miguel was sure to continue all the right words that loosely translated into “don’t whoop my ass, dude.” So after like the fifth “You good?” we can just assume these two are cool now are both back to wishing they had Chris Brown’s chart history.

The normally well-mannered kids have reached the pivotal point in their summer vacation where they grow restless, and with no fire alarms around to set off they have resorted to pulling stunts and shows.

Just when Miguel thought he had the “alien lines up in my fade because I am so different” lane on smash (click here in case you missed it) Lloyd popped his cherry bubble on Tuesday by debuting his new ink and hair cut during a promotional appearance on 106 & Porch, to which Miguel replied on Twitter, writing “Imitation Is The Highest Form Of Flattery. Shout To Lloyd.” Gworl?

Lloyd has since responded to Miguel’s obvious shade, telling popular radio personality Devi Dev in a telephone interview “That’s peanuts to an elephant. I am not the one for a lot of talking, so I will see him when I see him, you know?”

Keri Hilson isn’t putting the fear of wig snatch in anybody’s heart but she is still booking shows. Start preparing for the October 21st rapture now.

Check out pictures of Chris Brown, Lloyd and Marsha Ambrosius putting it down as Miskerried completed her community service for that Whitney Houston stunt by picking it back up and throwing it in the trash at SpringFest 2011 in Miami on our Facebook profile.

High noon is the best time for shade! The mascot for the Cleveland Indians recently spoke to Hip Hop Weekly about his displeasure for Uncle Cecil’s new persona. Take a number, Lloyd.

“I don’t fuck with Hollywood bitches and she’s like one of the chicks that’s just changed along the way with the fame and the money and all of that. I don’t really get down with her anymore on some real shit. The truth hurts, but it will set you free. But I wish her all the best.”

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Beefy Kardashian kicked it with Young Jeezy and Lloyd at the after party for the Live Your Life Farewell Concert Tour on Friday night in Miami. All proceeds from the night will go into a special trust to keep Tiny decked out in Gucci and gold while Clifford is away.

Word to Halle Berry’s character in BAP’s, good things come in three’s!

This is what happens when you don’t keep your eye on the prize! First Lady Diamond, Brandy and Queen Pen all flashed their gangsta phalanges at the Scorpios Do It Better celebration on Thursday night. [Insert sad Lil' Mama face] No diggity, no doubt.

I was just enjoying some of First Lady Diamond’s stellar work last night. Here’s a sneak peak at how her divorce proceedings to Island Dick are going to go down:

62-year-old Jocelyn Wildenstein chilled at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel with her boo Lloyd Klein early this week. Ugh, imagine having to motor boat that every night. Say something polite!