First Lady Diamond had plenty to say about recent pictures of former friend Aunt Viv canoodling with her new boy toy ATL club promoter Slimm [double m's, please] during her chit chat with Sandra Rose:

Here’s my thing, you would never catch me like that. You know what I mean? Because that ain’t my style. I mean, like the pictures that they did of Vivica kissing and hugging on that boy. You would never catch me doing that.”

Not missing a beat, Aunt Viv’s publicist shot back with the following statement:

I apologize for having to waste your time by responding to LisaRaye’s comments. However, LisaRaye is the last thing on Vivica’s mind, with all of the catastrophic events going on today in Haiti who has time to be simple. This just goes to show you that an idle mind is an unproductive mind. Please make sure you donate to the victims of Haiti.

While she is sketchy about details, LisaRaye says she was stabbed in the back by both Aunt Viv and Star Jones. Al Reynold’s ex-pussy wiper allegedly gave counseling to disgraced Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick, even recommending her personal damage control publicist to aid him during his messy split from the actress last year.

Exuding the type of opulent elegance that only a washed up actress turned First Lady can radiate throughout a room, LisaRaye left her bottle of Nuevo and travel size BFF Lil’ Kim at home to attend the 19th Annual NAACP Theatre Awards on Monday night where she was around, you know, other classy and well-mannered Black folks. Be sure to pick up this week’s issue of Jet magazine for her provoking interview about life after being chomped on by her ex-husband.

And gave Diamond the stripper a reality show! After going through that bullshit marriage and putting her career [girl bye!] on hold, she is ready to pick up the pieces and move on with her life with you, the viewer, by her side, via the lenses of reality cameras for an eight part series set to premiere in the Spring of 2010.

Oh word? The only thing this series is going to have is her buying all white clothes all the time, riding around in a rented white Bentley, getting makeup smeared on her white clothes by her plastic companion [or Biggie’s cum dumpster] Lil’ Kim, and her complaining on why the only thing she can get invited to is 2nd rate nightclub openings and parties hosted by rappers who can’t even go gold. Me, I’m flushing this series down the toilet before it even begins.

Lil’ Kim and First Lady Diamond are no strangers to being women of the night but things are always easier with a partner. Don’t tell  The Punk of the South but they have blossomed into quite the socialites while spending time in The 305. As I have expressed time and time before I don’t think believe its in Kimberly’s best interest to be exposed to that much heat directly but a photo op is a photo op. Get into it!

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Despite an assassination attempt on her life earlier in the weekend, a brave First Lady Diamond hit up Lil’ Kim’s birthday party in New York City on Sunday. Other guests included: Wyclef, Missy Elliott, Queen Pen [go home], Tommy Davidson [you too], and Angel Lola Luv.

[pictures courtesy of DatzWhatzUp.net]

There was an assassination attempt on First Lady Diamond in Atlanta on Saturday night but Da Brat saved her life by serving as a human shield.

In my head at least.

Celebrities scrambled for the exits early Saturday morning when gunshots rang out at an Atlanta party hosted by Jermaine Dupri and Sean “Diddy” Combs. A security guard suffered minor injuries when his arm was grazed by a bullet but no one else was hurt.

“I’m sad this incident happened because it interrupted a beautiful and loving party. But I’m happy none of my people or friends got hurt. And the party continues,” Dupri told People.

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Def Jam’s launch party for Tag Records was one of the many pre-BET Awards events going down last night that Z-list and legit celebrities alike clamored to. There are no rules to this shit, a photo op is a photo op.

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Is LisaRaye Going To Quit Acting?

Did you hear the wonderful gossip? Rumor has it that LisaRaye is going to finally quit acting after marrying the Cake Daddy of her dreams. She is also set to come out with a line of ponytail hair extension pieces. Yes! Finally, a gift I can share with my family as a stocking stuffer during the holidays. I hope she sells them on the Home Shopping Network so she can go head to head with that Toni Pony woman. That bitch irks my nerves. I wish I would pay $27.99 + shipping and handling for a clip-on ponytail.