Skeet Or Delete: Nivea – “Love Hurts”

Posted by Fresh on March 3, 2010

Via press release:

In the final days before reporting for his highly-publicized impending jail sentence, Grammy Award-winning, multi-platinum rapper Lil Wayne has been very busy, squeezing in as much work as he can before his 8-12 month sentence at Riker’s Island. The one thing that has YET to be documented was his last minute decision to appear in ex-girlfriend Nivea’s first video from her forthcoming fourth studio album Purple Heart. The clip for “Love Hurts” finds Nivea revisiting the memories of an ended romance. As she walks through the house she once shared with her former love, played by Wayne, Nivea revisits the good times and bad.

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Star Tracks: Lil’ Wayne Arrives At Court

Posted by Fresh on December 15, 2009

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Facing the pressures of the outside world, the creatures of the Enchanted Forest are having a rough week. Rabid Beaver picked up his dam and relocated to another spot yesterday,  now this.

Via The Source:

Today at 9:55am, Lil Wayne aka Dwayne Carter appeared obviously agitated as he entered an NYC courtroom flanked by his lawyer, Stacy Richmond, Baby, Slim, and at least a dozen Cash Money associates for a sentencing hearing for an illegal weapons charge. Spectators stared in awe as they witnessed Weezy’s hearing while court officers attempted to keep the onlookers’ reactions to a minimum. Wearing a blue bubble goose and black specs, Wayne sat in the second row of the court looking up at the ceiling for about 5 minutes before his case was called to be heard in front of Judge Charles Solomon. The next court appearance is set for February 9th, which is when Solomon will sentence Carter for the alleged weapons possession in 2007. Neither Wayne nor Baby would comment on the case.

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Quick Flicks: Lil’ Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Lloyd, and The Rest of Young Money Visit The Mo’Nique Show

Posted by Fresh on December 2, 2009

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Lil’ Wayne and the rest of the Young Money Diaper Genies made a trip over to The Mo’Nique Show earlier this week to get screamed on. That’s about it.

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Quick Flicks: Lil’ Wayne’s Unique Family Situation

Posted by Fresh on November 30, 2009

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Looks like Lil’ Wayne is spending as much time with his um, blended family, as he can before he has to go away to the clink. He was photographed with his first born son Dwayne Michael Carter III at a pajama party for daughter Reginae given by her chief pork chop go-getter / mother Toya Carter. ‘Twas like a heart warming paternity update on Maury. Family time, make it happen.

I guess.

And in case you are wondering, Nivea hasn’t dropped that load off to the docks yet. That girl has been pregnant longer than Mystikal has been screaming “dan-jah!” after lights out.

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The Talk Show Black America Has Been Waiting On

Posted by Fresh on November 15, 2009

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Taking a cue from The View, the mothers of Hip-Hop and R&B “greats” T-Pain, Lil Wayne, and Go-Go have decided to come together as one to impart wisdom on some of these wayward hoes walking around here.

The middle-aged sex kittens are set to produce a pilot soon for television networks. Prepare to clutch your pearls as the threesome breaks down hood fights from World Star Hip Hop and give tips on how to drive the stank out of your kitchen after cooking chitlins.

While many Black Americans pop their collars when speaking about President Obama they will need a crash course on accepting the sex appeal oozing from Mama Pain. Her Celebrity Seaborn five star status hair, tatted up hand, velvet pants, and stunting-on-you-hoes posture will have all the kids screaming her name but will surely be frowned down upon by the uppity crowd.

And that’s just the beginning of her problems.

An insider exclusively revealed to us after bible study last week that her Creole status is still up in the air, a problem that could potentially be devastating to her public image. But as long as she is as tough as the skin on her son’s bottom lip she will be just fine. Put her on your prayer list.

Flick via Rap Up

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Freeze Frame: Lil’ Wayne’s Afterbirth Album Cover

Posted by Fresh on November 11, 2009

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A bug’s fucking life.

Lil’ Wayne finally has a due date that doesn’t require  him to watch placenta hit the floor. After several setbacks his rock album will hit stores on December 15. I am sending a mass text to all my white friends as we speak. Couldn’t he just buy more t-shirts from Hot Topic and call it a day?

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Quick Flicks: Nivea’s Baby Shower

Posted by Fresh on October 5, 2009

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I wouldn’t be able to maintain an entertainment site without having some type of interest in the lives of celebrities but I have been looking at these momofukas sideways through sepia  lenses for the past couple of weeks. I love Hollyhood shenanigans just as much as the next person but should the journeys of Lil’ Wayne’s baby mamas be chronicled? Help me understand.

At any rate, friend to Crunkland KiddUNot attended Nivea’s baby shower at Villa Christina in Atlanta on Sunday. Her upcoming delivery will make this Weezy’s 3rd son in a year in a half.

I don’t know why Lauren, Nivea, and that random nail technician didn’t all just hook up and have a baby shower three the hard way style to cut down on costs. I’m sure Miss Cita would approve.

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