Dressed like the mature 30-something that she is, Lil’ Mama hit The Tyra Show to offer more insight on why she joined Alicia Keys and Jay-Z onstage during their performance of “Empire State of Mind” during this year’s MTV Video Music Awards. I think it would have been much more appropriate if she made a visit to the talk show after she tired to read Leyiomi on America’s Best Dance Crew but Christmas can’t come all year long.
Lil’ Llama Apologizes, Again
Lil’ Mama tells MTV News that she experienced an “adrenaline rush” as she continued to campaign for forgiveness after joining Jay-Z and Alicia Keys on stage during their VMA performance. Dressed in the best items from the clearance section at Bealle’s Outlet, she explained things from her point of view. You know animals are clairvoyant and shit, get into it.
“I’m sitting in my seat two rows away from the stage, and Jay-Z is walking through this tunnel and just, like, this adrenaline rush is pumping [through me],” Lil Mama explained to MTV News on Tuesday (September 15). “He started [rapping], and Alicia Keys is going, ‘The big lights will inspire you,’ and really, I got emotional. Yeah, New York! Jay! I started to feel him, and I started to feel myself. I just felt the energy, and I got up and started walking to the stage. I was just rooting him on as a champion. Bigging up my borough, bigging up my brother.”
Quick Quotes: Lil’ Mama Apologizes
Lil’ Mama has released a statement to MTV apologizing for her overzealous moment, saying that her emotions were “running high.” If publicity is what she wanted, publicity is what she got. Too bad its the whore for propaganda kind, though. She should stick to showing up in public looking like a surprised emu instead.
“I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys,” the statement reads. “I admire them and look up to them as role models. ‘Empire State of Mind’ had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY.”
Rewind: Lil’ Mama Crashes The Party
There is an all out public roasting happening right now on Twitter at Lil’ Mama’s expense after she randomly joined Jay-Z and Alicia Keys onstage during their performance of “Empire State of Mind.” Let’s hear it for New York!
Casket Sharp: Never Too Much, Never Too Much
Believe me when I say that this muthafucka is becoming increasingly flagrant with this shit as a way to stay relevant.
No Lil’ Mama, You Are The Face of Transgenders In America
If you have been skimping out on your weekend serving of tang courtesy of the fantastic femme footwork of Vogue Evolution then take a moment out of your hectic day to chew this ass. The jealous butch queen vibes were on full throttle as the team rehearsed for the Week 4 Bollywood Challenge, prompting the dance troupe’s resident Deena Jones [or Effie if you're feeling messy] to exit in dramatic cunt fashion, resulting in the kids giving a subpar final performance.
All too aware of the self-inflicted emotional wounds that her tranny brethren scar their pretty little souls with, Lil’ Llama tried her best to humble Leiomy Mizrahi down but fell short and just rehashed the fever that started this shit in the first place – - jealous butch queen vibes.
The Closer: Lil’ Mama 360
Never mind that this looks like behind the scenes footage of Kiala Nicole Santi preparing for one of her pageants.
Jealous butch queens need not apply for this summer internship! Painted to the gods and bedazzled to all creation, Lil’ Llama is shutting down the block with an appearance in J’Adore magazine. Grab your fiercest snatch and wrap yourself in the arms of the one that loves you.
Get a bonus piece of Lil’ Mama at KeKe Palmer’s Sweet 16 Party after the jump!