Always the responsible and mature adult, Lil’ Mama chaperoned the kiddies at Mario’s album release party in New York City last night. Unfortunately throughout the course of the evening her armpit was sexually assaulted do its vagina-like appearance. It’s truly cold in these parking lots.
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When I first saw this video pop up on my Twitter timeline I thought it would be another funny sketch from the girl who talks just like Queen Creole detailing her attempts to halt Lil’ Lama from joining her purse watcher and his homewrecking-yet-positive comrade during their VMA performance. But as the above clip shows, all the upper body strength and black magic in the world couldn’t stop that ambitious man.
ALL. TYPES. OF. FALSE.
Dressed like the mature 30-something that she is, Lil’ Mama hit The Tyra Show to offer more insight on why she joined Alicia Keys and Jay-Z onstage during their performance of “Empire State of Mind” during this year’s MTV Video Music Awards. I think it would have been much more appropriate if she made a visit to the talk show after she tired to read Leyiomi on America’s Best Dance Crew but Christmas can’t come all year long.
Lil’ Mama tells MTV News that she experienced an “adrenaline rush” as she continued to campaign for forgiveness after joining Jay-Z and Alicia Keys on stage during their VMA performance. Dressed in the best items from the clearance section at Bealle’s Outlet, she explained things from her point of view. You know animals are clairvoyant and shit, get into it.
“I’m sitting in my seat two rows away from the stage, and Jay-Z is walking through this tunnel and just, like, this adrenaline rush is pumping [through me],” Lil Mama explained to MTV News on Tuesday (September 15). “He started [rapping], and Alicia Keys is going, ‘The big lights will inspire you,’ and really, I got emotional. Yeah, New York! Jay! I started to feel him, and I started to feel myself. I just felt the energy, and I got up and started walking to the stage. I was just rooting him on as a champion. Bigging up my borough, bigging up my brother.”
Lil’ Mama has released a statement to MTV apologizing for her overzealous moment, saying that her emotions were “running high.” If publicity is what she wanted, publicity is what she got. Too bad its the whore for propaganda kind, though. She should stick to showing up in public looking like a surprised emu instead.
“I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys,” the statement reads. “I admire them and look up to them as role models. ‘Empire State of Mind’ had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY.”
There is an all out public roasting happening right now on Twitter at Lil’ Mama’s expense after she randomly joined Jay-Z and Alicia Keys onstage during their performance of “Empire State of Mind.” Let’s hear it for New York!
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