The birthday girl is here! Diana Ross and her partly cloudy mouth hit the grocery store earlier today to pick up a few things. Damn what everybody else has to say, I think she looks good. In a petrified wood sort of way.
Lil’ Kim’s Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Policy
Lil’ Kim was all grins and giggles when the paparazzi spotted her on Monday but her face had a different expression [gasps!] when the super delicious Clay Cane asked about her love for plastic surgery during an interview.
Bosom Buddies
I hate to break it to you but this isn’t the red carpet from the Dr. 90210 premiere party. Lil’ Kim and Coco are two brave souls. Heat softens plastic! I’m sure the people in attendance at the LuxuryFashion.com party had a bet going on about who would melt first.
Minus the Golden Brooks proper male-up application and chocolate chip beauty mark Kimberly looks fairly decent [if you look at her and then turn your head really quick] this time around. I can’t say the same about Coco’s concave chesticles though.
The “Say Something Nice” Challenge
Lil’ Kim rehearses for Dancing With The Stars along with her zestalicious partner Derek Hough. Please say something kind about this science experiment gone bad.
Big Momma Thang
Don’t expect for Voletta Wallace and Lil’ Kim to share tea and crumpets together at high noon any time soon. In a recent interview with Hip-Hop Weekly the proud mom reloads her clip and fires back at Kimberly.
“She felt the character we chose for her was ‘too dark,’ ” Wallace told the publication, regarding Kim’s issues with the film. “Do you know why the character was too dark for her? Because she’s a white woman trapped in a black woman’s body, and you can tell the world I said it, because those are Lil’ Kim’s words. She should be ashamed of herself.”