Despite an assassination attempt on her life earlier in the weekend, a brave First Lady Diamond hit up Lil’ Kim’s birthday party in New York City on Sunday. Other guests included: Wyclef, Missy Elliott, Queen Pen [go home], Tommy Davidson [you too], and Angel Lola Luv.
On February 17, 2009 Crunk + Disorderly will stop broadcasting tang on zest analog airwaves and begin broadcasting only in fever pitch digital. Get into it!
Andre Leon Talley a/k/a The Black Plaque ['cause he kills off all the hoes he comes in contact with in record numbers] was giving off nothing but fever at the 2008 CFDA Fashion Awards on Monday night. His shoes alone were enough to make a bitch come down with a severe case of bird flu but he didn’t stop there. Check his accessory game out.
Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes.
While Nay Nay get points for copping some new indian remy hair [I just hope her scalp isn't still on Lil' Kim's respirator], she still gets the supreme fashion side-eye for raiding MC Hammer’s closet. Girl, bye!
I don’t know what is going on with Pedro today [maybe he is about to be deported], so my apologies to all the children in Crunkland standing around shivering and crying because they don’t have a place to go. The comment section will be up when its up. Gotta love Haloscan.
Lil’ Kim appeared at the New York City premiere of ‘Sex and the City’ looking like one of the scary ass porcelain dolls my Granny used to keep on top of her piano. I hurt for my people.
Kimberly’s dress looks like it was created by the same person responsible for the girl who was arrested at prom gown, but that’s just my opinion. What’s your verdict?
This picture of Lil’ Kim standing on the pissiest sofa known to man last year is one for the history books. I would advise you to right-click and save it to your computer this very second if you haven’t already. One day when we are all old and gray the photo will be apart of an exhibit featuring prominent nut bucket ass hoes from alltheparties.com in the Brooklyn Museum.
But I digress.
Kimberly’s ship just came in! Former friend and partner in rhyme Lil’ Cease was ordered to pay the Queen Bee $500,000 for wrongly capitalizing on her fame with a film about the crew.
What should Lil’ Kim do with her new cash? [Besides pay off the repo man, that's the obvious choice]
Naturi Naughton as Lil’ Kim // Jamal Woolard as Biggie // B.I.G.’s mom Violetta Wallace
Whenever I see candids from the set of the Notorious B.I.G. movie I can’t help but think that the end result is going to look like a bad student film project.
And then I laugh uncontrollably.
I’m still having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that Angela Bassett is going to portray Violetta Wallace. I mean, was Cecily Tyson all booked up or something? Minnie Gentry would’ve been my first choice if she were still alive. Don’t act like you don’t know Gramtee!
Wait a minute . . . is that a bedazzled noose? If so . . .
DUSTY FEET PLEASE DON’T BOTHER ME!
Philadelphia radio personality DJ Golden Girl has penned a tell all book [when will this shit stop?] about her sexual exploits with some of music’s biggest players. After the jump is a graphic detailed account of her time in bed with the queen bee herself, Lil’ Kim.
Kimberly just doesn’t know when to quit. Your girl has dissed Cognac Jack on wax again, this time rhyming over Lauryn Hill’s “Lost One” track. My aplogizes if this is a few days old but I had to spread the kitty litter around. All I have to say about this mess is that neither one of these bitches want to see Sole! Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi yi!
Cognac Jack hit up Kay Slay’s radio show to speak about Lil’ Kim’s recent rant and diss track. I am going to have to side with Remy on this one. I thought I was the only one who gave Kim’s “formulated ice grill” the big side-eye. Kim better back off, we already know Remy doesn’t have any problems shooting a bitch in the stomach.
That little boy better live me alone,â€ Remy said referring to Lil Kim. â€œ She was saying â€˜Iâ€™m going at [Remy] hard, she go hard to me so I go hard backâ€™. I feel like if thatâ€™s going at me hard, like seriously, Iâ€™m just gonna chill out. Thatâ€™s crazy to me.â€
â€œWhat did she say? â€˜Put it on my lipstick, I was to be busy being conceitedâ€™. Like, how could you be conceited, you donâ€™t even like your own face,â€ Remy continued. â€œ What are you talking about? Are you serious? How was I supposed to take that offensive.â€
â€œI donâ€™t believe you,â€ stressed Remy. â€œ You donâ€™t like your nose, you donâ€™t like your cheek , you donâ€™t like your chin, you donâ€™t like your skin color, you donâ€™t like your tits , you donâ€™t like your stomach, you donâ€™t like your teeth. What are you talking about?â€
â€œAt the end of the day itâ€™s funny to me. When I really feel like itâ€™s amusing, when I feel like someoneâ€™s getting at me, then Iâ€™ll drag them all over the first spot that I see them of course,â€ Remy continu ed. â€œ But in the meantime, in between timeâ€¦like this chic has more ghostwriters than Foxy [Brown]. I just feel like right now sheâ€™s reaching,â€
â€œYou dyked your whole bid away. You didnâ€™t write no records. I donâ€™t see the point of the whole thing. She wasnâ€™t saying anything to me,â€ said Remy. â€œ This is probably the most press sheâ€™s got in forever because everyone wants to know what im going to say.â€ [Source]