Lil’ Kim rehearses for Dancing With The Stars along with her zestalicious partner Derek Hough. Please say something kind about this science experiment gone bad.
Don’t expect for Voletta Wallace and Lil’ Kim to share tea and crumpets together at high noon any time soon. In a recent interview with Hip-Hop Weekly the proud mom reloads her clip and fires back at Kimberly.
“She felt the character we chose for her was ‘too dark,’ ” Wallace told the publication, regarding Kim’s issues with the film. “Do you know why the character was too dark for her? Because she’s a white woman trapped in a black woman’s body, and you can tell the world I said it, because those are Lil’ Kim’s words. She should be ashamed of herself.”
Now before you go in on me for posting a picture of pre-op Lil’ Kim let’s focus on the issue at hand. Don’t expect to see her standing in line at the box office next Friday.
Kimbo recently publicized that she has no plans of supporting the film ‘Notorious’ and blames Big’s mother, Voletta Wallace, and his widow, singer Faith Evans, for what she calls a negative portrayal.
“I’ve had enough and I’m about to expose them both. … I’ve been quiet for a long time,” Kim was quoted as saying by Hip-Hop Weekly. “I’m very disappointed in Faith. There’s nothing Faith or Ms. Wallace could do to stop me from reppin’ B.I.G. all day. I’m gonna always do that. … It’s time for Ms. Wallace to be exposed.
“I was not involved in the movie,” she continued. “[The filmmakers] never came and asked me anything about Biggie, but again, this was Faith and Ms. Wallace’s movie,” Kim told the tabloid about her thoughts on the biopic. “I couldn’t believe it. I was outraged,” adding that she thought Naturi Naughton was a bad choice to play her and that Jamal Woolard was a poor choice to portray Big.
Somebody gassed Lil’ Kim up Randy Watson style and told her that she could sing without an autotune. Mistake number one. She performed Rihanna’s hit “Disturbia” during a show in Europe. Mistake number two. I’m surprise that there were no shoes being hurled at her head but then again this is Europe we are talking about. Kizzy any one?
Frankie sounded a hell of a lot better on the premiere episode of ‘The Way It Is’ when she sung the hook from “Take A Bow” after arguing with Yvonne on the phone. Thanks Jhani!
Is there a heart in the house tonight, anyone?
Well, we know who isn’t reading Afrobella for hair tips. Although this isn’t the worst we have seen Kimberly its far from her best either. I’m just glad that her nipples are covered. With all the partying she does she should try to call that white boy from Girls Gone Wild and strike up a deal to host events for the company.
At least she will get a free pink trucker hat out the deal.
I went to vote early yesterday and it was an experience to say the least! All the, ahem, “other flavored” elderly people were mugging the fuck out of me [I was one of the youngest people there so they were hating because I wasn't walking next to an oxygen tank] like “when did they give colored women voting rights?” as we all stood in line. I was about to flip some furniture over and get shit cracking but by that time my legs gave in and I just sat indian-style on the floor and played Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader on my SideKick.
Which brings me to my point, sort of. You can vote for whoever you like just like those corny 7th graders said just get out there and do it! Uncle Russell and his crew got their party on last night at the ‘I AM C.H.A.N.G.E!’ voting event. Guest included Lil’ Kim, LL Cool J, Ice T and his bottom bitch, Bow Wow, and others. Hit the gallery for more red carpet flicks from the night.
FROM THE C+D VAULT: LIL’ KIM STANDING ON THE PISSIEST SOFA KNOWN TO MAN
Lil’ Kim is the latest celebrity rumored to take it all off in the pages of Playboy. While the Queen Bee has declined offers to appear in the magazine before due to religious reasons [Eli Porter pause] sources say that she is now entertaining the idea because the paper is on point this time around.
Hefner told the New York Post, “‘I am willing to shell out any amount for Kim, I’ve been trying to get her to do it for years!’
A source close to Lil Kim explained her change of heart, telling the paper, “The only reason why she declined it at the time was because the money was not enough. This time the money is right.” [source]
I have no further comment until ReRe the Body appears in a collector’s issue of King magazine.