I would usually recommend Azealia Banks and her Fix-A-Flat wig do the Naomi Campbell walk into busy traffic but I went to church yesterday. So, I’m trying to be a better me.
The rapper was caught whoring for mentions and retweets over the weekend, after Lil Kim’s team responded to claims that she was not cooperating on the collaboration Banks requested for her ‘Broke with Expensive Taste’ mixtape.
Not album. Mixtape.
According to Lil Kim’s rep CJ Carter:
“Earlier today a press release went out making a claim that there was friction between Hip Hop Icon “Lil Kim” and aspiring hip artist Azealia Banks. The release comes as a surprise to our team, being that my client and Azealia have NEVER spoke to one another or met AT ALL.”
Lil’ Kim was painted and primped to the gods inside the delivery room of her super cute goddaughter Reign on Monday (April 9) but for good reason.
She explained in a series of tweets: ”Hey guys. Just to clear up the confusion. I was supposed to start radio runs this morning but… my bestfriend gave birth to my beautiful God daughter, Reign. She wasn’t feeling too well after & she needed me so I rushed to her side.”
Following her Freestyle Friday appearance on the 15th anniversary of The Notorious B.I.G.’s death (how old do you feel right now?) The Prime Minister of PayPal told fans that 106 & Porch co-host Rocsi Diaz was ‘disrespectful’ after The Little Latin Boy In Drag attempted to touch on the subject of her ongoing beef with Nicki Minaj.
“No, why? We here, this is about Team Kim and everybody in here. Brooklyn in the building!,” replied Lil’ Kim.
“Kim, with much respect due to you and your craft, and I’m not trying to not say what the fans don’t want to hear, but it’s being an elephant in the room and it’s being spit on there,” reasoned Diaz. “It’s the only reason why I address it. I respect your game if you say you don’t want to talk about it, but I don’t want to see you talking about it somewhere else.”
Snooki is going to be a mother. Max B was sentenced to 30 years behind bars. Lil’ Kim is performing unreleased material in public. Its a hard week for the 5’3″ and under club.
Your worst fears have been confirmed. After years of factory assembly overseas Kimberly Jones has finally successfully turned herself into a Tekken character. No applause or Sega Genesis console necessary.
At the risk of repeating my entire Twitter rant I will just pose the most important question to you. What is the cheat code for Lil’ Kim’s fatality move? The streets want to know. More flicks from her appearance on BET’s Whip The Runaway below.
With her new crew the IRS (International Rock Stars) backing her, Kimmy Blanco jumps on the first single from Jay-Z and Kanye West’s Watch the Throne joint LP to drop some bird shit. She should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for doing so if you ask me. Take a listen for yourself after the jump.
In somber times as the present it’s nice to know that Rich of FourFour, who has been the Nettie to my Celie since 2005, can still make me smile with my heart.
I’m a little late to this one, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t touch on my favorite person on TV this week, soul singer Millie Jackson. Her life story took up an hour of TV One’s Unsung (basically my favorite show on TV now – did you see last week’s Full Force episode?!?). And what a story it was! She got her break by shit-talking some woman that was onstage at a concert she attended. She described her marriage to a bass player like this: “He was a decent cat, but he thought we were going to be Ike and Tina, and the record company didn’t sign Ike, it only signed Tina.” She gave Roxanne Shanté these words of advice: “You’ll be successful a lot longer for the nasty things that come out of your mouth than the nasty things you put in it.” She made fun of her own music, lamented her inability to pawn gold records and showed that at age 67, she’s still quite flexible (you can see that in the video above).