Quick Flicks: I Am C.H.A.N.G.E.! Event

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I went to vote early yesterday and it was an experience to say the least! All the, ahem, “other flavored” elderly people were mugging the fuck out of me [I was one of the youngest people there so they were hating because I wasn't walking next to an oxygen tank] like “when did they give colored women voting rights?” as we all stood in line. I was about to flip some furniture over and get shit cracking but by that time my legs gave in and I just sat indian-style on the floor and played Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader on my SideKick.

Which brings me to my point, sort of. You can vote for whoever you like just like those corny 7th graders said just get out there and do it! Uncle Russell and his crew got their party on last night at the ‘I AM C.H.A.N.G.E!’ voting event. Guest included Lil’ Kim, LL Cool J, Ice T and his bottom bitch, Bow Wow, and others. Hit the gallery for more red carpet flicks from the night.

Lil’ Kim To Appear In Playboy?

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Lil’ Kim is the latest celebrity rumored to take it all off in the pages of Playboy. While the Queen Bee has declined offers to appear in the magazine before due to religious reasons [Eli Porter pause] sources say that she is now entertaining the idea because the paper is on point this time around.

Hefner told the New York Post, “‘I am willing to shell out any amount for Kim, I’ve been trying to get her to do it for years!’

A source close to Lil Kim explained her change of heart, telling the paper, “The only reason why she declined it at the time was because the money was not enough. This time the money is right.” [source]

I have no further comment until ReRe the Body appears in a collector’s issue of King magazine.

Fever Pitch

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Lil’ Kim flaunted her post-op poak chops in Sweden [no seriously] over the weekend while Iggy Pop let his raw emotion flow at the Virgin Mobile festival in Baltimore. Who is steaming up the glass pot lid more?

Quick Flicks: Lil’ Kim’s Birthday Party

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Despite an assassination attempt on her life earlier in the weekend, a brave First Lady Diamond hit up Lil’ Kim’s birthday party in New York City on Sunday. Other guests included: Wyclef, Missy Elliott, Queen Pen [go home], Tommy Davidson [you too], and Angel Lola Luv.

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[pictures courtesy of DatzWhatzUp.net]

The Black Plaque

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On February 17, 2009 Crunk + Disorderly will stop broadcasting tang on zest analog airwaves and begin broadcasting only in fever pitch digital. Get into it!

Andre Leon Talley a/k/a The Black Plaque ['cause he kills off all the hoes he comes in contact with in record numbers] was giving off nothing but fever at the 2008 CFDA Fashion Awards on Monday night. His shoes alone were enough to make a bitch come down with a severe case of bird flu but he didn’t stop there. Check his accessory game out.

Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes.

While Nay Nay get points for copping some new indian remy hair [I just hope her scalp isn't still on Lil' Kim's respirator], she still gets the supreme fashion side-eye for raiding MC Hammer’s closet. Girl, bye!

Style Jury: Lil’ Kim

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I don’t know what is going on with Pedro today [maybe he is about to be deported], so my apologies to all the children in Crunkland standing around shivering and crying because they don’t have a place to go. The comment section will be up when its up. Gotta love Haloscan.

Lil’ Kim appeared at the New York City premiere of ‘Sex and the City’ looking like one of the scary ass porcelain dolls my Granny used to keep on top of her piano. I hurt for my people.

Kimberly’s dress looks like it was created by the same person responsible for the girl who was arrested at prom gown, but that’s just my opinion. What’s your verdict?