FROM THE C+D VAULT: LIL’ KIM STANDING ON THE PISSIEST SOFA KNOWN TO MAN
Lil’ Kim is the latest celebrity rumored to take it all off in the pages of Playboy. While the Queen Bee has declined offers to appear in the magazine before due to religious reasons [Eli Porter pause] sources say that she is now entertaining the idea because the paper is on point this time around.
Hefner told the New York Post, “‘I am willing to shell out any amount for Kim, I’ve been trying to get her to do it for years!’
A source close to Lil Kim explained her change of heart, telling the paper, “The only reason why she declined it at the time was because the money was not enough. This time the money is right.” [source]
I have no further comment until ReRe the Body appears in a collector’s issue of King magazine.
Lil’ Kim flaunted her post-op poak chops in Sweden [no seriously] over the weekend while Iggy Pop let his raw emotion flow at the Virgin Mobile festival in Baltimore. Who is steaming up the glass pot lid more?
On February 17, 2009 Crunk + Disorderly will stop broadcasting tang on zest analog airwaves and begin broadcasting only in fever pitch digital. Get into it!
Andre Leon Talley a/k/a The Black Plaque ['cause he kills off all the hoes he comes in contact with in record numbers] was giving off nothing but fever at the 2008 CFDA Fashion Awards on Monday night. His shoes alone were enough to make a bitch come down with a severe case of bird flu but he didn’t stop there. Check his accessory game out.
Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes.
While Nay Nay get points for copping some new indian remy hair [I just hope her scalp isn't still on Lil' Kim's respirator], she still gets the supreme fashion side-eye for raiding MC Hammer’s closet. Girl, bye!
I don’t know what is going on with Pedro today [maybe he is about to be deported], so my apologies to all the children in Crunkland standing around shivering and crying because they don’t have a place to go. The comment section will be up when its up. Gotta love Haloscan.
Lil’ Kim appeared at the New York City premiere of ‘Sex and the City’ looking like one of the scary ass porcelain dolls my Granny used to keep on top of her piano. I hurt for my people.
Kimberly’s dress looks like it was created by the same person responsible for the girl who was arrested at prom gown, but that’s just my opinion. What’s your verdict?
This picture of Lil’ Kim standing on the pissiest sofa known to man last year is one for the history books. I would advise you to right-click and save it to your computer this very second if you haven’t already. One day when we are all old and gray the photo will be apart of an exhibit featuring prominent nut bucket ass hoes from alltheparties.com in the Brooklyn Museum.
But I digress.
Kimberly’s ship just came in! Former friend and partner in rhyme Lil’ Cease was ordered to pay the Queen Bee $500,000 for wrongly capitalizing on her fame with a film about the crew.
What should Lil’ Kim do with her new cash? [Besides pay off the repo man, that's the obvious choice]