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Jill Scott: Pregnanted + Inked Up?

Fresh — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:04:04 +0000

Word on the curb is that Jilly from Philly is knocked up by her current boo John “Lil’ John” Roberts [not to be confused with the crunk juice guzzling Lil' Jon] and engaged to the drummer from Atlanta. The two are so much in love that they have each other’s names tatted on the back of their necks.

Tragic negroid move! It’s all good while you are in love and bliss but you’re a little more than likely to live to regret that shit. Remember when Brandy was heads over heels in love with Quentin Richardson and decided to get his face [face momofukas, face] tattooed on her back? Definitely not one of the brighter moments. Follow the link to that disaster.

Smash Wars: T-Pain vs Lil’ Jon

Fresh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:34:02 +0000

Shake them dreads between my legs! I’m still trying to figure out who gave your cousins Neh Neh and Pooh free studio time? “I don’t wanna kiss you cause you got that twat mouth.” I refuse!

If you absolutely had to keep the human race going on strong who would you let motorboat?

The Sweetest Thing I’ve Ever Known

Fresh — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:51:32 +0000

But first . . .

This video of Papoose sparring with Remy Ma has a special place in my heart. Girl, you so thorough! To quote Lil’ Jon, “I like dem guhls who will help yo boy fight / dem be dem guhls that will fuck with a dyke.”

While we’re in the mood for love here at C+D [I said that shit like a young Donnie Simpson in his prime], Papoose penned a song for the special women in his life [including boo Remy Ma], titled “My Girl.”

At the count of three everybody who believes in love and all that it can do for you say “awww.” One, two, absolutely not.

I can’t wait until these kids officially exchange vows once Pap’s ban from the clink is lifted. Little Latarian would make for a wonderful ring bearer, don’t you agree?

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FYI . . .

Fresh — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 17:06:00 +0000

FYI . . .

Did you know that Golden Brooks is contractually obligated to look like a piece of piping hot shit at any events non-related to the CW? It’s true, I have the documents right here on my desk to prove it.

Gosh I love this woman. She makes this my job so much easier.

Christina Milian, Lauren Conrad (my inner Becky can’t get enough of The Hills), Meagan Good, David Banner and others all came out to the Oakley Women’s Eyewear Launch Party in West Hollywood last night.

It’s pretty bad when Lil’ Jon comes to a party looking better than you, Golden.

More Flicks From The Dirty Awards

Fresh — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 23:02:00 +0000

More Flicks From The Dirty Awards

The fug fest isn’t over yet folks. It’s only just begun. Check out the Gel-n-Weave’s brand new lace front units. What can I say, when you fucking with Kitchen Ass Hair Records you fucking with the best. BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN’!

Jermaine Dupri; Ludacris, Lil’ Fate, and Shawnna; Yung Joc; Young Jeezy & his son; Rick Ross & Lil’ Jon

Shawnna; LeToya Luckett; DJ DRAMA (you have to YELL when you say his name); Big Boi

And the winners are . . .

Dungeon Family – Living Legend Award
LeToya Luckett – Best R&B Female
Chaka Zulu – Dirty Mastermind Award
Rick Ross – ~~The Clean Plate Award~~ Hell I don’t know
Jermaine Dupri – Winner Producer of the Year
Young Joc – Best New Dirty
Outkast – Best Rap Group

Guess The Parent!

Fresh — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 18:01:00 +0000

Guess The Parent!

You ever look at a cute kid and then glance over at the parents and wonder how the hell did they create such a beautiful child? I do it every time I go to church. So who is the lucky sperm donor?

Lil’ Jon! Can you believe that? I’m going to need a paternity test administered right away because this kid is too cute to be the fruit of Jon’s loins. Nathan will hit the runway at a fashion show to bring awareness for HIV/AIDS in July. You can check out more information about the show at Sandra Rose. Thanks for the tip Marcus!

Playing Catch-Up: The Roots And Special Guests at Radio City Music Hall

Fresh — Mon, 22 May 2006 23:00:00 +0000

Playing Catch-Up: The Roots And Special Guests at Radio City Music Hall

A lot of my online critics (hi haters) are under the false pretense that because this site is called Crunk and Disorderly that all I do is listen to Lil’ Jon all day. Hilarious. They think they know but they obviously have no idea. I wish I could have teleported myself to New York like “The Tomorrow People” last weekend. I’m crossing my fingers that some footage will be on YouTube soon.

Erykah Badu; Mos Def & Dave Chappelle; Beyonce’s Purse Watcher ; ?Questlove

Fresh Flicks: Sanaa Lathan & Gabrielle Union At Gala Dinner For Rape Foundation

Fresh — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:07:00 +0000

Fresh Flicks: Sanaa Lathan & Gabrielle Union At Gala Dinner For Rape Foundation

Sanaa has that same facial expression I give when I fart in public, opps.

2006 US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon and Ludacris, Sanaa and Gabby, Lil’ Jon, and Tyrese

Jermaine Dupri, Sanaa, Nick Cannon, and Ludacris

PSA: Remember To Brush And Floss Kids!

Fresh — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:51:00 +0000

PSA: Remember To Brush And Floss Kids!

It looks like Father Time took a break from Quincy Jones and hit Bookman and Mr. Miguel with a two piece and biscuit combination at last night’s TV Land awards. Thelma, James, and J.J. (I refuse to call them by their real names, its sad) look just like I would expected since I’m used to seeing them often. Florida would’ve been pissed that Bookman came with that God awful grill. This is when the age old question of why do people with fucked up teeth enjoy showing them off comes in to action.

I swear when I have kids I’m not only printing out a picture of Diana Ross and Lil’ Jon smiling but I’ll be doing the same with this one. My teeth hurt now.

Buzz Notes

Fresh — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 17:05:00 +0000

The Ultimate Hustler last night kept me in stiches once again. First of all let me say that the theme song is pure annoyance. The sad thing about it is I find myself singing it while I do housework. I was very disappointed that my boy Laurence fired his damn self. WTF?! He was one of my favorite candidates on the show for the simple fact that he kept it low key. I’m also heated that Chris was axed when it clearly should’ve been that white chick. That poor girl wears her emotions on her sleeves like a cuff link. Get with it babydoll this is bidness man! As always Will has a recap of the show’s events and you can chat with both Chris and Laurence over at BET.com at 7:45 p.m.

Anyways, I’ve had a very interesting day so far to say the least. After returning from yet another job interview/testing session this morning, I was greeted with a big ass white prisonah bus blocking my side drive way. Oh joy! Everytime I see those ashy prisoners performing back-breaking labor I smile to myself and then think “look at my tax dollars at work.” I could’ve sworn I saw Gucci Man out there with the weed wacker but I doubt that was really him. On with the gossip!

At The 40/40, ESPN On The Screen

Jay-Z celebrated the opening of the 40/40 Club in Atlantic City last night. Beyonce, those other two girls, Serena Williams, and Magic Johnson all came out to show their support. Dame’s invite must’ve got lost in the mail. Check out Gettyimages for more flicks.

Meanwhile Jay-Z Jr. was recently spotted by AllHipHop.com sporting a G-Unot shirt. I guess his publicist thought that it wasn’t enough to be the new member of Boyz N Da Hood.

G-Unit Must Be Desperate

Rapper/Producer Lil’ Jon released a statement today, which will clarify months of speculation about the status of his protege, Lil’ Scrappy. Jon announced that his BME Recordings is currently negotiating a deal with 50 Cent’s G-Unit Records.”We entered a mutually beneficial agreement based on each company’s creative strengths,” Lil’ Jon told AtlantaUrbanMix.com. “On a artist by artist basis, BME will help solidify G-Units artist in the South, where BME has a stronghold. I’ll also do production for them, and G-Unit is gonna help market some artists signed to BME; the first being Lil Scrappy.” Though full details about the deal were not available at press time, both labels did confirm that the arrangements are in final negotiation stages. (continue reading)

Sheryl Swoopes Digs Chicks

Calling life in the closet “miserable,” three-time Olympic gold medalist and reigning WNBA MVP Sheryl Swoopes announced she is gay in an exclusive interview in the current issue of ESPN The Magazine.”My reason for coming out isn’t to be some sort of hero,” Swoopes, a forward with the Houston Comets, says in the article. “I’m just at a point in my life where I’m tired of having to pretend to be somebody I’m not. I’m tired of having to hide my feelings about the person I care about. About the person I love.” I’m just at a point in my life where I’m tired of having to pretend to be somebody I’m not. I’m tired of having to hide my feelings about the person I care about. About the person I love. ”

“Male athletes of my caliber probably feel like they have a lot more to lose than gain [by coming out]. I don’t agree with that. To me, the most important thing is happiness.”Swoopes, 34, is the most recognizable athlete, male or female, to come out in a team sport. Former WNBA player Michele Van Gorp, who played for the Minnesota Lynx, publicly acknowledged she is a lesbian in July 2004. Before Van Gorp, former Liberty player Sue Wicks had been the only member of a female professional team to publicly come out while still playing. Previously, Swoopes has said she plans to continue her career. Former NFL defensive tackle Esera Tuaolo and MLB outfielder Billy Bean made headlines when they revealed they were gay, but both were retired when they made their announcements and neither had a career that comes close to Swoopes.

Here’s a picture of Sheryl’s life partner coach Alisa Scott.