Damn, Omar Epps. Just damn. There’s a ‘Juice’ joke waiting in the wings. From A$AP Rocky‘s titty meat friendly release party to Common promoting his new movie, the fellas have been heavier in the streets than a DJ Kay Slay mixtape.
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Word on the curb is that Jilly from Philly is knocked up by her current boo John “Lil’ John” Roberts [not to be confused with the crunk juice guzzling Lil' Jon] and engaged to the drummer from Atlanta. The two are so much in love that they have each other’s names tatted on the back of their necks.
Tragic negroid move! It’s all good while you are in love and bliss but you’re a little more than likely to live to regret that shit. Remember when Brandy was heads over heels in love with Quentin Richardson and decided to get his face [face momofukas, face] tattooed on her back? Definitely not one of the brighter moments. Follow the link to that disaster.
This video of Papoose sparring with Remy Ma has a special place in my heart. Girl, you so thorough! To quote Lil’ Jon, “I like dem guhls who will help yo boy fight / dem be dem guhls that will fuck with a dyke.”
While we’re in the mood for love here at C+D [I said that shit like a young Donnie Simpson in his prime], Papoose penned a song for the special women in his life [including boo Remy Ma], titled “My Girl.”
At the count of three everybody who believes in love and all that it can do for you say “awww.” One, two, absolutely not.
I can’t wait until these kids officially exchange vows once Pap’s ban from the clink is lifted. Little Latarian would make for a wonderful ring bearer, don’t you agree?
Did you know that Golden Brooks is contractually obligated to look like a piece of piping hot shit at any events non-related to the CW? It’s true, I have the documents right here on my desk to prove it.
Gosh I love this woman. She makes this my job so much easier.
Christina Milian, Lauren Conrad (my inner Becky can’t get enough of The Hills), Meagan Good, David Banner and others all came out to the Oakley Women’s Eyewear Launch Party in West Hollywood last night.
It’s pretty bad when Lil’ Jon comes to a party looking better than you, Golden.
The fug fest isn’t over yet folks. It’s only just begun. Check out the Gel-n-Weave’s brand new lace front units. What can I say, when you fucking with Kitchen Ass Hair Records you fucking with the best. BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN’!
Jermaine Dupri; Ludacris, Lil’ Fate, and Shawnna; Yung Joc; Young Jeezy & his son; Rick Ross & Lil’ Jon
Shawnna; LeToya Luckett; DJ DRAMA (you have to YELL when you say his name); Big Boi
And the winners are . . . Dungeon Family – Living Legend Award LeToya Luckett – Best R&B Female Chaka Zulu – Dirty Mastermind Award Rick Ross – The Clean Plate Award Hell I don’t know Jermaine Dupri – Winner Producer of the Year Young Joc – Best New Dirty Outkast – Best Rap Group
You ever look at a cute kid and then glance over at the parents and wonder how the hell did they create such a beautiful child? I do it every time I go to church. So who is the lucky sperm donor?
Lil’ Jon! Can you believe that? I’m going to need a paternity test administered right away because this kid is too cute to be the fruit of Jon’s loins. Nathan will hit the runway at a fashion show to bring awareness for HIV/AIDS in July. You can check out more information about the show at Sandra Rose.Thanks for the tip Marcus!
Playing Catch-Up: The Roots And Special Guests at Radio City Music Hall
A lot of my online critics (hi haters) are under the false pretense that because this site is called Crunk and Disorderly that all I do is listen to Lil’ Jon all day. Hilarious. They think they know but they obviously have no idea. I wish I could have teleported myself to New York like “The Tomorrow People” last weekend. I’m crossing my fingers that some footage will be on YouTube soon.
Erykah Badu; Mos Def & Dave Chappelle; Beyonce’s Purse Watcher ; ?Questlove