Are you there, God? It’s me, Margaret. And if is this is what life as a real nigga entails please let me live and die as a lame.

Your cousin twice removed on your mother’s side of the family Mingo Baby (please say the Baby) took to YouTube on Friday to defend his decision of having the phrase Free Lil’ Boosie tattooed on his face. No really, he did.

“I love that nigga, I feel his pain, B . . . I take the pain away, I ask God to take the pain away everyday,” said Mingo Baby before pausing momentarily to take a swig of room temperature coon juice from a medicine bottle. “I pray everyday, I’m blessed . . . I don’t give a fuck what ya’ll think, it’s my face and my life. I’ma live my life, ya hear me?”

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Much to this dismay of Lil’ Boosie’s family and friends Living Social has yet to feature a promotion on discount Booty Warrior lessons this holiday shopping season. So it’s really looking like every man for himself after lights out.

On Tuesday the “Wipe Me Down” rapper was sentenced to eight years in prison following his guilty plea of conspiring to smuggle codeine, marijuana and ecstasy into two state prisons, the Louisiana State Penitentiary at Angola and Dixon Correctional Institute in Jackson, Louisiana.

Boosie Boo also faces a first-degree murder charge in the 2009 death of Terry Boyd. The trial is scheduled to start April 30.

Last June, the rapper pleaded not guilty to one count of first-degree murder, two counts of conspiracy to introduce contraband into a penal institution, three counts of possession with intent to distribute narcotics and three counts of conspiracy to commit possession with intent to distribute narcotics last June.

Bad Azz care if don’t nobody else care. Boosie Boo penned a letter to a 15-year-old who revealed that he wanted to be just like the incarcerated rapper, going as far to refer to him his idol, after watching the youngster touch down and cause hell on A&E’s hit show Beyond Scared Straight.

Lil’ Boosie was indicted on a first-degree murder charge last year for his alleged involvement in a shooting incident that left one man dead. If convicted he could face the death penalty.

Real n-words duck off deep in Kia car rentals from Avis wearing what should have been used as somebody’s college tuition around their necks. It’s called keeping a low profile.

Lil’ Boosie was always like, “What if the members of Another Bad Creation went back to being crack babies after ‘Iesha?’”

With that in mind it’s not surprising to find out that Boosie’s bad azz is trying to hide his from cellmates in a Louisiana state penitentiary. You would think that while battling federal charges of first degree murder and conspiracy to commit possession with the intent to distribute the blow, the pill, the yack, and the herb Boosie would have better things to do than show off the K-Mart jewelry collection his homeboy boosted.

Here’s some ideas on what Boosie can do besides plugging K-Mart’s clearance aisle:

1. Boosie’s rapping daughter, Iviona, said in a freestyle: “I love Beyoncé. That’s my role model. I stay with Dereon, me and my mama.” Hand that jewelry to his baby mama so they shut it down at Citi Trends.

2. Find a cure for Rondo Disease. He can’t sound / look like a little boy forever.

3. Write Ciara a letter, letting her know he still has it better off than she does.

4. Start a building fund in prison to make up for the house he just lost in foreclosure.

5. Become pen pals with Turk. What else they got to do?

Never mind the ashy elbow.

Lil’ Boosie’s days of popping XTC tablets in the assholes of groupies around the country are loooong behind him.

Baton Rouge, Louisiana, rapper Lil Boosie was indicted on a first-degree murder charge by a grand jury Thursday (June 17), stemming from an incident in October that left one man dead.

Two other men, Michael Louding and Adrian Pittman, were also indicted on similar charges, according to a Louisiana CBS News affiliate WAFB. The Trill Entertainment rapper and his associations were indicted for multiple drug-possession charges as well.

Police records say Boosie and the two men fired shots into the home of Terry Boyd, then 35. The rapper allegedly was in possession of ecstasy, codeine and marijuana. All three men were charged with conspiracy for their part in the act, police say. A district attorney said the death penalty was not out of the question. (MTV)

The Trill Entertainment reigning Coogi king is currently in jail after a judge ordered him to prison for violating his probation. And it kills me. The white shit in the corners of Paul Pierce’s mouth (I tried to turn a blind eye to it last night and failed miserably) is cool but it will never replace Torrence Hatch’s legacy, you hear me?

TSS: What’s your craziest female on the road story?

Lil’ Boosie: One time a girl was giving me head and she threw up on me.

TSS: (Laughs!!!) Wait a minute. What? What the hell happened?

Lil’ Boosie: Nothing. We were in the room and she was giving me head and I thought it was too far down her throat and she did like this [gagging noise] and it just came out everywhere on me. I just grabbed that motherfucker by her hair and then just ran to the bathroom.

TSS: Alright – -

Lil’ Boosie: But guess what though? I went back because I hadn’t gotten my nut after I wiped off. That made me more ready.

TSS: So wait, you let her keep giving you head!?

Lil’ Boosie: After I wiped up and got it clean with that Irish Springs, I had to catch my nut so I let her go on and go back. I made her brush her teeth.

TSS: …

Lil’ Boosie: And we be sticking pill up girl’s booty too!

TSS: Ok look, now I heard on the mixtape with Hurricane Chris, you mentioned that. What’s up with that?

Lil’ Boosie: Yea, it kicks in after 20 seconds. It hits them in 20 seconds.

TSS: How does someone even find that out?

Lil’ Boosie: I get it from my cousin. He did it to a few girls way back in the game. And it just took off. I put it in a song. Everything I put in a song, I’ve tried it. So I put it in her booty hole and it melted. It melts in their booty hole and it hits them in 20 seconds. You never know what they’re gonna do. They may break out crying talking about their momma doesn’t love them or something. It hit them in the booty hole good. The booty is like eating the pill.

TSS: Then they start throwing up?

Lil’ Boosie: Naw, she was off that Goose and Patron. I didn’t put one in her booty. It was Goose and Patron.