The “Forgive Him Father For He Knows Not What He Does” Side-Eye

dwade sideye The Forgive Him Father For He Knows Not What He Does Side Eye

Now that LeBron has finally popped the question to Savannah the pressure is really on for Dwyane Wade to get a jumpstart on marriage number two. Good luck with that — just as long as Chris Bosh gets to fulfill his lifelong dream as being a flower girl. Shouts out to Karen Civil for sharing the shade!

Sexual Napalm: Gloria James

glroia Sexual Napalm: Gloria James

When Delonte West is away his cat will play. With her baby hair smoothed down immaculately on her forehead Bron Bron’s mom Gloria James supported her baby boy on Friday night in Miami at a private dinner kicking off a weekend filled with giving back. (More flicks from the invite-only dinner below.) Look ma, no DUI arrest.

The LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh served as the hosts of the South Florida All-Star Classic, a charity exhibition basketball game held at Florida International University which featured nine NBA all-star players.

But, more important than all of that is this:

gloriasgirls Sexual Napalm: Gloria James

It’s a brand new day for The Boiler Room Girls. Don’t be mad.

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No Shade Today: Celebs Tap Into Their Inner Kid At Nickelodeon’s “Day of Play”

kids play No Shade Today: Celebs Tap Into Their Inner Kid At Nickelodeon’s “Day of Play”

First Lady Michelle Obama made a surprise visit yesterday at Nickelodeon’s annual Worldwide Day of Play (WWDOP) event, held for the first time ever this year in the nation’s capital. Nickelodeon estimates that upwards of 50,000 kids and families joined together for a full day of fun — with participation from celebrities LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Carmelo Anthony, Chris Paul, KeKe Palmer and more.

Nickelodeon’s WWDOP is the network’s flagship celebration of active play, encouraging kids to get up, get out and do hoodrat things go play.

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Quick Flicks: Adrienne Williams And Chris Bosh’s Wedding After Party

chris3 Quick Flicks: Adrienne Williams And Chris Boshs Wedding After Party

When Chris Bosh suffers a stage five dramatic cunt meltdown post-game wife Adrienne will be there to act as the perfect travel size body cushion before he hits the ground. If that isn’t love and sacrifice I don’t know what is.

The couple exchanged vows at the FontaineBleau Hotel in Miami on Saturday night in front a celebrity guest list that included fellow Heat star players Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Udonis Haslem. Team president Pat Riley was granted an exception to the league’s no-contact rule with current players to attend the event. Gabrielle Union and Serena Williams were also in the building. Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. House Mother Bosh! I feel like going to watch Jodeci’s “Love You For Life” video now.

chris1 Quick Flicks: Adrienne Williams And Chris Boshs Wedding After Party

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LeBron’s Fashion Flop + Lost Footage Found

LeBron James

Damn what you may have heard [ahem, Tiny & Toya], Louis Vuitton belts don’t always make an outfit right! LeBron, I am just going to issue a citation for your crime of fashion since you are having a hell of a day with that lost footage of you getting dunked on being outed  and all. Shouldn’t have tried to get rid of it in the first place. Savannah and I are not amused.

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Star Tracks: Lebron + Savannah

Lebron + Savannah

Lebron James and longtime girlfriend Savannah Brinson were spotted arriving in Paris after making a quick appearance at Carol’s Daughters Back Room Hand And Foot Spa in Harlem earlier that day.  The couple have two children together, LeBron Jr. and Bryce Maximus.

There are unconfirmed rumors that Savannah is currently pregnant with child number three but we won’t know until she starts rocking that “pregnancy mask” look again. I got my eye on you, gal.

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Jay-Z And LeBron James Donate Instruments To Mesa Art Academy

3rd Annual Jay-Z + Lebron James “Two Kings” Dinner And After Party

Quick Quotes

Gaymonn

You love wearing women’s clothes, but you don’t consider yourself a cross-dresser. Huh?
I am an individual. I am someone who is extremely fashion-forward. I am someone who has X and Y chromosomes, and I utilize them both. I am genderless. I am love, baby. Love, love, love, love, love. Love of living!

What are you wearing right now?
I’m wearing a beautiful, clean, snakeskin-print caftan. I’m barefoot and in touch with the earth. I am fresh and alive.

What do you make of the recent Vogue cover with Gisele and LeBron James?
When I see LeBron James on the cover of Vogue, I just think, Amazing talent. I don’t get King Kong. When I see Gisele, I see beautiful, stunning Gisele. I didn’t see it as anything more than two humans who are excellent at what they do.

Is Tyra Banks overrated?
Tyra Banks is fantastic. She started as a model and is now this amazing entrepreneur. Who isn’t inspiredby that?

You’re famous for your beard. How much do you think Tom Cruise is paying Katie Holmes to be his?
No. I don’t have any response to that. You are bad. [Laughs]

Have you ever been mistaken for a transsexual prostitute?
Oh goodness, I hear it all the time, honey! It was shocking at first: In my mind, I was like, A trannie doesn’t have a beard! [Laughs] Now it’s entertaining. People insist on finding some way to categorize. It’s not about me, it’s about them.

- – Time out with Gaymonn a/k/a Andre J

[Thanks Tootie Bad Azz!]

LeBron To Mom: Sit Your Ass Down!

During the second quarter of Monday night’s Celtics-Cavaliers game, LeBron James yelled at his mother, Gloria, to “sit her ass down” after she came to his defense when got tangled up with Paul Pierce.”I told her to sit down, in some language I shouldn’t have used,” James said. “Thank God today wasn’t Mother’s Day. All I could think about is her. . . I know my mother. It’s fine, we’re good.”

It’s not right but it’s okay. Mama Gloria has been in the news headlines a couple of times for less than stellar behavior [most notably for her 2006 DUI arrest] so I can understand King James’ reaction. Gloria should seriously consider forming a NBA Mama Goon Squad with Ann Iverson. I can see them sneaking in Grey Goose bottles inside the arena now . . .

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