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A weak variation of the Kyle x Kanye Denim Bonjour Jacket [available nationwide at Ross] was sighted hugging the curves of The Dream’s body on Wednesday night. I’m not a fan of this particular denim wash but the same can also be said about the man wearing it.
If he really wanted to give the kids fever he would have went two sizes down! The popped collar almost makes up for it but everybody knows almost doesn’t count.
And the bandana wrapped around the ankle? That’s some spectacular shit.
Cue her theme music please! Bend over, wiggle, and wobble it! Yaaaaasss! Baddest bitch in the club, hands down.
When the time comes for me to reach this stage in life I am kicking down the door wearing some momofukin’ Coach tights and some chancletas from Dollar Tree too. Freddy O snapped these lovely pictures of your Auntie Ruby poppin’ that pussy for Pimp at a Mother’s Day event in Decatur, Georgia earlier this month.
You know how many boxes of Kools she had to save up to cop that jacket? That joint is up there with Kyle x Kanye Bonjour Denim Jacket.And you know I don’t even give credit to people all like that. Flicks via The House of ATL!
I don’t know how he did it but Michael from The House of Cynical Ones came across this zestfully clean video of Kyle of College Hill: South Beach fame [that's right I said it] getting into some bitch music. Grab that Faultless spray off of the counter [you know your lazy ass left it there this morning], apply your invisible lace front, and get you a piece whore!
For the last time Mr. West is the proud owner of a Kyle x Kanye Denim Bonjour jacket but doesn’t have a fucking twitter account.
I haven’t listened to “You’re Playing Yourself” by Jeru Da Damaja in a couple of years but this gave me a great reason to get my Google on.
Via Kimberly’s Global Grind blog:
I want to take a moment to talk to all young women about the four letter word…”LOVE”.
Not LOVE for money, not LOVE for sex, not even LOVE for a man or a woman, but LOVE for yourself! Sometimes we have the tendencies to look for LOVE in all the wrong places and seek acceptance to belong and fit in.
But the truth is that we must first LOVE ourselves. The most important thing is that once we LOVE ourselves we are capable and ready to LOVE others.
Till next time….
Honey Girl
To quote Kyle from last night’s episode of College Hill: South Beach, you slave ass bitch. I’d rather get dieting tips from Aretha.
Thanks to everybody who reached out to inform me on yet another KKDBJ sighting! Never mind Kerri’s new wig or presence [David Letterman doesn't understand why she is there either], it’s all about the denim.
Be sure to catch the jacket again tonight on EBT’s College Hill: South Beach at 10 PM! Zestlemen Kyle will raise holy hell over the new girl with the “collar green funk” messing with his precious BBQ ribs. I can relate! I don’t play when it comes to my food.
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Jay-Z’s old roommate [form your own opinions on that one] Larry Johnson took a break from bitch slapping women named after plus-size clothing stores and hit Las Vegas to party it up with his pal the night before the big fight. Love the Kyle x Kanye jacket, can’t say the same about the man.
The ladies can’t get enough of this fella but they forget that he is a card carrying member of the He Man Woman Hater Society. Chilli, don’t let this man come in your life and ruin your perfectly brushed baby hair. You better stay prayed up and invest in some karate lessons from Dragon Fly Jones.