EBT’s College Hill South Beach cast member [and the love of my life] Kyle raised holy hell at Winn Dixie in Tallahassee a couple weeks back but for whatever reason this is the first time I am seeing this clip. My life has been restored.

Just when you thought you had hip hop own’s glowstick carrying version of Pretty Woman all figured out she switches it up on you! Girl, you so different! Amber Rose didn’t have to do much work to make the paparazzi take notice as she strutted in front of Villa last night wearing a lovely Kyle x Kanye Bonjour Denim Jacket and an attention grabbing outfit complete with a pair of neon tights. Glow in the dark, bitches.

Oh, and I think she might have done a little something different with her hair. What’s your verdict?

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Tonight is a somber evening for fans of College Hill: South Beach who have tuned in faithfully every week since the show’s premiere to witness Tropical Storm Kyle wreck shit but there is a ribbon in the sky waiting in the wings. Dwight Eubanks is coming back to reclaim his reality tang master thrown! iLive!

Clutch your pearls in anticipation as Dwight and NeNe trade decorating ideas for her new house. I guess that’s what they are calling it now, chile.

Let’s all take a few minutes to reflect on the greatness that is Tyler Perrrrrrry, Tyler Perry [she fine] and the pair of Kyle x Kanye Bonjour Denim assless chaps buried deep behind one of those pillows. Get you a piece, whore!

No freedom, no wigs, no woman no cry!

Ladies and zestlemen of the jury, this what happens when you don’t wrap your hair up at night! I am sure slave ass bitches [copyright Kyle] would agree with me when I say that it is important to protect your “white girl flow” at all times. You know they do make satin pillowcases now, right?

I am not my hair game proper.

Uncle Phil was sentenced to 19 years to life in prison for the 2003 murder of actress Lana Clarkson last month. If he would have recorded a song with Justin Timberlake about the old him being dead and gone the judge may have shown a little mercy. Say something nice! Its his only road to redemption.

Never mind the microphone. Walking around looking like a blood pressure cuff on Aretha’s arm – - that ain’t it.

There is nothing wrong with a man wanting to wear clothes tailored to his physique but this is. Absolutely not going to work, unless you are Kyle of course. Leave this shit to Kanye, please!

The Dream will never be able to enter the kingdom yet along walk on the moon if he keeps this pattern of bizarre behavior up. Fellas take note: when you are able to count the chambers in your heart in your bathroom mirror that’s a problem.

Duke reminds me of that fat kid who loses weight over the summer that refuses to buy the correct size clothing. I’ve been there before, son. We get it, you lost 10 pounds. Let go and let God.

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Teyana Taylor gave the special puppy power salute in her ripped denim Kyle x Kanye Denim Bonjour Jacket at the birthday party for Dawn Baxter in New York City last night. Get you a piece, whore!

This is one of my favorite numbers by far. I live for the fever potential that this one has. I think we all agree that Kyle would wear the hell out of this! Pair this with one of Milan’s scarves and House of Dereon taffeta tights [with the pussy cut out, oww!] and tah-dah! You wouldn’t be able to tell him that he did not shoot through the penis of Mathew Knowles and land in a creole wasteland womb head first.

A weak variation of the Kyle x Kanye Denim Bonjour Jacket [available nationwide at Ross] was sighted hugging the curves of The Dream’s body on Wednesday night. I’m not a fan of this particular denim wash but the same can also be said about the man wearing it.

If he really wanted to give the kids fever he would have went two sizes down! The popped collar almost makes up for it but everybody knows almost doesn’t count.

And the bandana wrapped around the ankle? That’s some spectacular shit.

Cue her theme music please! Bend over, wiggle, and wobble it! Yaaaaasss! Baddest bitch in the club, hands down.

When the time comes for me to reach this stage in life I am kicking down the door wearing some momofukin’ Coach tights and some chancletas from Dollar Tree too. Freddy O snapped these lovely pictures of your Auntie Ruby poppin’ that pussy for Pimp at a Mother’s Day event in Decatur, Georgia earlier this month.

You know how many boxes of Kools she had to save up to cop that jacket? That joint is up there with Kyle x Kanye Bonjour Denim Jacket.And you know I don’t even give credit to people all like that. Flicks via The House of ATL!

I don’t know how he did it but Michael from The House of Cynical Ones came across this zestfully clean video of Kyle of College Hill: South Beach fame [that's right I said it] getting into some bitch music. Grab that Faultless spray off of the counter [you know your lazy ass left it there this morning], apply your invisible lace front, and get you a piece whore!