He’s got that ambition baby, look in his eyes. That’s my
Stealing a moment away from his busy schedule of selecting Italian fabrics worthy of wiping away baby vomit, Kanye West served optimal amounts of fever while attending the Rafs Simons Fall / Winter 2013 show at Paris Fashion Week. Consider it practice for this year’s Kardashian Kristmas Kard.
In news related to HMK, following the Net’s Monday night 88-85 win over the Knicks, Kim Kardashian’s estranged husband Kris Humphries took to Twitter to engage in a little trash talking. “Big game tonight! The Garden got really quiet on the way out! #Brooklyn,” the Nets forward posted on his account.
Puss in boots! Appearing pensive and equally cunty, Kanye West was photographed walking the streets of Manhattan on Thursday (November 29) wearing an outfit worthy of Andre Leon Talley’s approval and muff print.
House Mother Kanye has been roped in the ongoing divorce proceedings between his girlfriend Kim Kardashian and second husband Kris Humphries, reportedly forced into a deposition hearing by Humphries’ lawyer as they try to untangle the love triangle. Hoe shit is such a slippery slope to navigate.
Kardashian first filed to end their 72 day marriage in October 2011, but Humphries later asked for annulment after suggesting that their marriage was a fraud.
Sarcasm and deep pockets? Mikhail Prokhorov is a man after my own heart. The Russian billionaire, who owns an 80 percent stake of the New Jersey Nets after dropping a cool $200 million, is standing behind Kris Humphries following butch queen taunts by House Mother Kanye on his new song “Theraflu” “Way Too Cold.”
“Kris has nothing to worry about,” Prokhorov told the New York Daily News shooting down claims that ‘Ye can have Jay-Z boot the former Mr. Kardashian from the team. “I support my players, and I’m on his side in this epic battle.”
Who you finna try? Look for HMK to shift the momentum by releasing a remix to “Pussy Be Yankin” in the days to come.
Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Visit FAO Schwarz
Rumors emerged over the weekend that Kris Humphries is seeking a cool $7 million from Kim Kardashian to avoid a public divorce trial. Word is the Killer Kardashian Kamp immediately rejected the New Jersey Nets player’s ultimatum after calling him a bitch-made lowly pauper and then blotted the oil produced by their Makeup Forever HD foundation from their faces with a stack of crisp $100 bills. They later would join hands to recite Nicki Minaj’s “Y.U. Mad” verse in unison.
Sources close to Humphries say that he opened a joint bank account with his wife of 72 days where the couple deposited all the earnings from their wedding and other ventures, but has yet to see any of that money.
Sources close to Fresh say that if it was a joint account Humphries could have accessed it, but didn’t.
DIDN’T WE ALMOST HAVE IT ALL?
TMZ – We’re told before they were hitched … Kim and Kris opened a joint account in which they deposited all the money they made from the wedding and other ventures. Our sources say Kris did indeed get money for selling wedding photos and appearing on the Kardashian reality show … but they say all that money went into the joint account and Kris never got any of it.