Afternoon Raw Emotion

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The spawn of Kim Porter and Al B. Sure dedicated a blog to his sperm donor on Global Grind today that has Sad Lil’ Mama Face Approved written all over it. Somebody cue “Biological Didn’t Bother.”

I’ve been inspired throughout my life by special circumstances and unique experiences. Foremost, I grew up with a family that injected me with unconditional love and enduring confidence. This is my foundation … the family holidays and celebrations with my maternal lineage … supportive smiles in audiences at school programs … guiding hands to complete homework and special projects in the wee hours of the morning.

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Diddy’s Miami Bird Nest Is The Place To Be, Eh?

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FILE FLICK FROM 2007

Diddy’s Miami mansion is quickly turned into lover’s lane. I know you are still trying to erase the mental image of that beaver smiling as he cruised the ocean’s wave on his jet skis, but hey.

A source tells Scandalist that Cassie and Mouf Breever were spotted frolicking around with one another at a private after hours soiree over the weekend. Kim Porter will not be pleased to hear this.

“Diddy and Cassie were definitely together. They were all over each other and didn’t leave each other’s side the whole night.”

Diddy and Cassie have been rumored to be hooking up for more than a year, but the Bad Boy has always denied it. “I am still single and am not in love with anyone,” he said when rumors of he and Cassie being an item first surfaced.

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Quick Flicks: Kim + Quincy

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Ladies and zestlemen there is no need to fret over the safety of your silky smooth fresh perm. Allow me to rest assure that Kim Porter and son Quincy are not about to conduct a Yung Berg sanctioned pool test but are instead posing on the red carpet at the UNICEF/Tap Project Benefit Concert.

I can’t even front, KP looks just as stunning as she did on that Cream of Nature perm box from back in the day. And who said living in Whoville didn’t have its benefits?!

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Frequent Flyer Fug [*]

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I know a million other online gossip rags have already posted these pictures of Mr. Grinch arriving from LAX from her trip in Spain but it wouldn’t be right if I did not acknowledge her. As I’ve said many times before she was on a Creme of Nature perm box, people. That’s as big as they come in certain parts of the South.

KP hopped a plane back to Los Angeles after hearing about one of Diddy’s weekend back door parties that involved plenty of Ciroc and KY Jelly.

[*] I don’t actually think Kimbo is looking all that fugalicious, it just sounded good in me head.

Diddy And Kim Party x Aubrey Tries To Remain Relevant

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Diddy threw an intimate birthday bash for baby mama extraordinaire Kim Porter in West Hollywood on Monday. Nearly 30 guests gathered at Murano Restaurant & Lounge to celebrate Diddy’s go-to pube inspector’s 38th birthday.

According to a source who attended the private party guests serenaded Kim to Stevie Wonder’s “Happy Birthday” before presenting her with a cake.”

While Diddy stuck to ginger ale at the party, the other guests sipped on a specialty lemon drop martini made with Ciroc vodka created for the occasion. I’m crossing my fingers that he got her knocked up the same night so we can all have something to talk about in the upcoming months. Well? Kim has been keeping a pretty low profile so a pregnancy just may be the boost she needs.

Speaking of toothpick crypt employees, Aubrey O’ Day thought it was necessary to tell Usmagazine.com that she can’t decide which menu to order off:  vagina or penis.

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Question of the Day

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Diddy wants to be the next James Bond so much that its rumored that he dropped $750,000 on making his 007 audition tape.

Oh bother.

“I know in [MI6] they have some black agents,” Diddy said at New York’s London Hotel, where he was promoting his I Am King men’s fragrance. “I know there’s some black people that can save the world. White people aren’t the only people that can save the world. My variation, I would come from the New York agency. I would actually be working with James Bond. And he would get kidnapped, and I would have to come get him and save the day. It’s a natural thing. It’s organic. I think it would be a tragedy for the next James Bond not to be black, and I think the next Superman should be black. We are like the coolest creatures on the face of the Earth.” [source]

True, we are pretty cool but I’m not sold on the idea of Diddy as the first Brother Bond.

James Bond has a shit load of interesting gadgets and can do all types of cool shit, no? Sean probably struggles Elvin Tibideaux style in opening jars of pickles. What would be Diddy’s “thing,” smoothing out Kim Porter’s perm with one of Janice’s vintage rattail combs from The Dollar Tree?

I’m thinking more like Bokeem Woodbine, Duwanna Cole, or even the negroid from that Everest411 commercial for the groundbreaking role. I would’ve added Sidney Poitier’s name on the list but something tells me he hasn’t been on a pair of jet skis in a minute. Who would you like to see as the first African American James Bond character?

Khia Chronicles

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I don’t know who she will have to sleep with [or who will allow her to sleep with them] but Khia needs her own syndicated talk show. I can envision the brown beauty [hi hater] hurling insults like “dusty foot bitch” and “fuck boy” at her guests. I’m going to sow a seed faith at church on Sunday that my prayers come through. In the meanwhile I guess I will be stuck reading her poignant MySpace blog.

Here is what Thug Misses had to say in response to Diddy appearing in L’uomo Vogue with his naked twin daughters:

P-Diddy what the hell is really going on???? Where the hell is Kim Porter and your Lil Kim looking ass MAMMIE???

I know Janice Combs didn’t appove this shit here!!!!!!!! Now….The Hood already knew that you had a little SUGA in your TANK and that you FUCKED FARNSWORTH and that’s why you never married Kim and you STOLE Danity Kane’s Money…. But a PEDIFILE?????? You gotta clear this one up for me Diddy!!!!!! Why is the HOOD calling you a PEDIFILE????? Is it because you really got a THANG for BOYS?????? Or is because you have pictures of you and your little girls butt-ass naked with Chippendale Bow-ties around their small ass NECKS??? This look like some Michael Jackson bullshit…

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