With her youngest sons at her side Tameka Raymond celebrated both her birthday and the new year in sunny Miami. Actress A.J. Johnson, LisaRaye’s living voodoo doll Rocsi Diaz, singer Raphael Saadiq, Kim Porter and Mouf Breeva (don’t ask, don’t tell Cassie) all made cameos throughout the holiday weekend of fun. 10+ pictures under the cut.
I hardly ever use my blog to campaign for cosigns but when I say that Kim Porter’s baby hair was was laid like Shellac and Shalamar as I basked in its holy presence earlier this year in Miami please believe me. Talk about a personal milestone. I went back to my hotel room and cried Jesse Jackson tears for hours following that moment.
The regal perm box model continued in outstanding tradition this week in Los Angeles while attending the launch of Google Music at Mr. Brainwash Studios. Peep flicks of the party people (including Drake, Serena Williams, Christina Milian, Busta Rhymes and Nick Cannon) below.
Always proud dad Diddy shared the above picture of eldest daughter Chance Combs with more than three million of his Twitter followers on Tuesday, writing “my babys 1st day of kinder garden. Princess Chance Combs.” Adorable!
In an interview with Essence magazine back in 2007 longtime ex-girlfriend Kim Porter candidly spoke on an associate revealing that Chance’s mom, then mystery woman Sarah Chapman, was also expecting while she was still pregnant with twin girls D’Lila Star and Jessie James.
“I wasn’t even coming from the place of who, what, why. I laid low and did what women do: I did my background work, collected information [about the other woman],” explained Porter. “But I wasn’t even on it like that because I was pregnant, and what was bubbling inside me was a blessing from God. I couldn’t let my energy be on that. I didn’t have time for any drama, trauma and bullshit.”
That high drama < Lil’ Wayne’s harem of baby mamas.
And its just that simple.
There’s really no use for any of us to let out loud gasps of exasperation and blow up Cassie’s BBM over Kim getting her pussy reupholstered in the middle of the Caribbean and her matters of the heart. My pearls are not clutches, honey. We all know the deal and I am sure she does as well.
For the second time today I’ve got nothing. Not because I am at a loss for words or anything but because I’d much rather be talking about Janice Combs. Your turn!
. . . Then I will. I’m going to keep this short and sweet: Kim Porter’s response to Misa Hylton-Brim’s interview with Cherry Martinez was to be expected. Her flailing that fucking tooth pick around like she just finished up a $7 rib platter was not.
Kim Porter wasn’t around to clink champagne flutes and tell “you had him your way, I had him mine” stories with Misa Hilton Brim, Sarah Chapman, and Cassie at Diddy’s extravagant 40th birthday party but she did make a rare appearance at Snoop’s album release event last week. She has been quietly taking a break from the scene to focus on raising her children. I don’t know why she hasn’t tried to holla at Young Melo yet. Bitch makes a helluva cheeseburger from what I can see.
After a weekend full of tweets about turkey sandwiches and assorted hoe shit Diddy and Cassie were photographed separately making their way inside Madison Square Garden to attend Britney Spear’s [or Our Lady of Cheetos as MK would proudly proclaim] concert on Tuesday night.
Oh, Kim Porter. I hurt for you. All you ever got was a trip to Planet Groove to watch Total perform “What About Us” from the Soul Food soundtrack. Should’ve cut back on the baby hair when you had the opportunity.
Blame my inner whore for propaganda but Cassie’s little buzz cut has grown on me slowly . . . like a fungus. I still don’t know why she is here or what purpose she serves outside of being Diddy’s sexual concubine but I will wait until Kim Porter joins Twitter to find the answer.
Cassandra took a leave of absence from the toothpick crypt to host a party in New York City over the weekend. Cheri Dennis and her mustache were left outside in the cold since they both failed to email their names to be added to the guest list. Nobody told them to show up after midnight anyway. Tough tittay!
Kim Porter showing up to the Malaria No More white party dressed like a high voodoo priestess put the final nail in the Diddy Is Poison coffin. She could’ve went for a more subtle whore for propaganda approach by just hacking up her edges with an eye brow razor but I think we all know how important her baby hair is to her. I’m not sure what country Mouf Breever reps but he’s giving these broads a bad case of the island dick blues. See Lauryn Hill for more details.
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