Philly’s The Beat 100.3 [home of Monie Love!] held a Q+A with Brandy on Friday. I am praying no one stepped to the mic and asked where her hairline was because that shit has been missing since Thea days.
At another recent radio stop at New York City’s Hot 97, B-Rocka shared her thoughts about being a mom, Ray J’s sex tape scandal, the deadly car accident she was involved in, and the dissolution of her marriage – - ergh, “spiritual connection.”
She also shared her thoughts about Kim Kardashian’s thieving ass, saying “I have love for Kim. I know who she is behind closed doors. She’s a sweet girl, she just got a little thief problem.”
The season premiere of Dancing To Stay Relevant premiered last night. Please hold your applause. This season’s contestants include Toni Braxton, Kim Kardashian, and a bunch of other people I don’t feel like googling.
Although Toni Braxton has recently been diagnosed with microvascular angina, which occurs when not enough oxygen is making it into the heart, she still went out there and handled her business. I mean, I can still crank dat Bishop Thomas Weeks better than she will ever be able to but I will give credit where its due.
As hoe-some as she may be Kim Kardashian is usually on point in the fashion department but I can’t say that I am feeling the look she rocked at the 2008 Teen Choice Awards on Sunday night. The pale face paired with my Mama’s favorite Fashion Fair lipstick hue from the 90′s combination did absolutely nothing for me. What’s your verdict?
Celebrities [this title does not include Blu Cantrell or Kim Kardashian and with her beefy little sister, thanks] gathered at at a private mansion in Malibu. McDonald’s Big Mac 40th Birthday Party. Go-Go had to be maced by security staff shortly after the above picture was taken after he tried to lick all of the special sauce off of the oversize Big Mac. [In my head]
All I have to say about this little event is that if you are going to have a bday bash for a hamburger at least invite some people who actually eat them! Isn’t Common a vegetarian, the hell he even show up for?
Not to mention I didn’t see any Team Chunk street team representatives in the house. You should have told Kelly Price she wasn’t small enough to come.
Kim Kardashian’s Texas imposter [real name Na'Tasha Salim] has hit the big league – - Smooth magazine! Here’s what Reggie’s bush had to say about the wannabe on her personal blog:
I am angry and disappointed to hear that people are going around a Houston, Texas, nightclub pretending to be me and pretending to work with me, lying and conning my friends and fans.
A man in Houston has been selling tickets and promoting me and my image without my permission – and you know who you are – and taking a look-a-like to clubs pretending to be me, but hiding behind dark sunglasses and curtains – refusing to meet or speak to anyone. THIS IS NOT ME!
And then she collapsed face first on the nearest dick. I keed, I keed.
I don’t think she looks like Kimbo enough to pull that little stunt. Now if she said she was born with a penis or something I would give her some credit.
I realize the majority of you could care less about this broad but I am trying to provide inspiration to the nut bucket ass hoes who have C+D on their RSS feed burners. Don’t ever give up, this could be you one day! Fuck being a video vixen, grab a pair of stunnas and hit the club with some extra padding under your dress. Folks will think you are Angel Lola Luv in no time!
Check out Fake Kim Kardashian’s in Smooth under the cut.
Aunt Viv partied with Shawty Lo, Floyd “Money” Mayweather, Keyshia Cole and Monica [I am demanding that both you of go straight home, do not pass go, do not collect a dime bag] at Industry Thursday at Pure in Atlanta last night. C+D snitches tell me that Soulja Girl was up in the VIP area passing out bottles and dancing on top of the club’s furniture yelling “Yooooooooooouuul.”
I’m just playing! But damn it I wish it were true.
Your eyes do not deceive you, that’s Chingy in the bottom of that second flick. Jesus be a guiding light back to St. Louis.
Speaking of Floyd Mayweather, he stopped by Hot 107.9 during his time in the A to talk about beating Reggie Bush’s ass for taking Kim Kardashian off the hoe stroll. Hit up Necole Bitchie for the entire scoop.
My message to Danity Kane has always been the same — don’t just fire your stylist, kill that momofuka at point blank range. But on some real shit  whoever is picking out outfits for the girls must suffer from Soulja Girl disorder. While the girls don’t look that bad individually [and I'm being nice], they do look a mess together. What’s your verdict?
More pictures of Wango Tango after the cut.
 I love it when people say “on some real shit” and then follow it up with a lie.
The saying “rather talked about than not mention at all” is a lie from the pits of hell. If I were a washed up celebrity I would just disappear to oblivion [otherwise known as Kim Kardashian's ass] and try to get a gig as a correspondent for The Tyra Banks Show. Before you come sideways out of your mouth that shit worked for Topanga. A check is a check.
Now what I wouldn’t do is rely on showing up to a random event hoping that a gossip site that is having a slow day posts a picture I took that night as being my only form of publicity. Nope, wouldn’t do it. I set standards for myself.
More flicks from the unveiling of the Remy Martin V.S.O.P. Bottle Designed by David LaChapelle under the cut. Yeah, you read that right.