Kim Kardashian thinks that Us Weekly put her sweet cakes in the same category as the rest of our chunky asses. As if!
I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things.
I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive.
For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.
Oh Kim. The article was saying you were a fan of the store, not the celebrity face of the new plus size line. If you would have taken the time out to read and sound out the words instead of scan through looking for backshots of yourself you wouldn’t be so offended. Fantasia understands this concept, why don’t you?
Too bad Team Chunk is waiting outside of the bitch’s house with a house full of choppers and everybody quiet. I understand what she is trying to say, really I do, but the rest of my goon squad is not as forgiving. She has stepped on some toes and its hard enough walking around in $15 Payless pumps all day as is when you are a big girl but that’s another post. Watch out for the big girls!
Yes, that’s Nippy. I see you Bell Biv Devoe in the background!
Apollonia is damn near 50 years old and she is still rocking around with her village feeders pushed up to the middle of her throat for the world to see, nice! See Kim Kardashian, this is how your story will most likely end.
View more flicks of Prince’s former boo thang at Damon Peruzzi’s birthday party hosted by Kelis [and her baby bump] inside the gallery.
She got a donk?
Uncle Russell’s eyes were glued on one of Hugh Hefner’s former ball ticklers last night on the red carpet of his party. I’m sure if he really wanted to he could make Bridget his concubine of the moment and she wouldn’t have any problems with it. Once you have sucked an peen that ancient anything after that doesn’t seem bad.
Disclaimer: The only reason I am even bothering to waste bandwidth on this is because dude’s last name is McCants, thanks.
According to Kim’s big little sister Khloe [affectionately known here in Crunkland as Beefy Kardashian] if you are trying to make a relationship work with an athlete go for a football player instead of a basketball player. If you haven’t already heard by now, Beefy’s ex-boyfriend openly messed with his fair share of jump-offs during their relationship.
When it comes to dating professional athletes, the Kardashian ladies agree that football players are more convenient than basketball players.
“It’s easier to date a football player for sure,” Khloe Kardashian, who split last week from Rashad McCants of the NBA’s Minnesota Timberwolves, tells PEOPLE. “Football players have one game a week, and they practice every day, but they’re all at home.
“In basketball, they’re on the road all the time,” she adds to emphasize how much easier sister Kim Kardashian has it with her NFL star, Reggie Bush.
Nicole and her new dick dealer Michael Strahan hit Moves Magazine Super Bowl Party in St. Petersburg last night looking, well, all strong and shit. The former Mrs. Eddie Murphy is always holding it down for all the strong faced women of the world. Sheree and Lil’ Mama should fall to their knees when she enters the room.
Overexposed couple Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were also in the building but if you don’t know what those momofukas look like by now . . .
A travel size edition photoshop! I haven’t pushed a kid out of my vagina yet but I’ll be damned if I don’t have a couple of stretch marks I would like to get rid of. It’s clearly done wonders for this broad. She went from looking like she ordered steroids online to all dainty and lady like. I wanna be made over!
Kim Kardashian’s younger sister [I'll never understand] Khloe is standing up for her fellow furry peeps by posing nude in a new PETA ad. She better not come around Mary J. Blige trying to preach this shit. Willona Woods is no Rachel Zoe, hoe. Thanks Jakki!
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Usher is trying to send Tameka into an early labor by frolicking around with Victoria Secret models and shit! Hasn’t that poor woman endured enough? Expect a statement from Mrs. Raymond to be posted on Essence.com by the end of the day.
While Diddy, Slickback Ivanhoe, Kim Kardashian and Lenny Kravitz all scored front row seats to the show and Usher’s performance at the Fontainebleau Resort, Aubrey O’Day was relegated to fifth row status. Welcome to Mashonda’s world.