Miss Info just keeps on coming with the exclusives. Uncle Ciara took a leave of absence as Kim Kardashian’s human paparazzi shield earlier this year and has been working in the studio working on her upcoming project since.
Open Air: The Lights Are On But No One Is Home
iCant.
Open Air: Kim Kardashian’s Barbie World
I haven’t wasted bandwidth on Kim Kardashian in months. When she and Reggie Bush called it quits earlier this summer I looked the other way. When she dyed her hair blonde I shrugged my shoulders and thought to myself “whores for propaganda gotta stay relevant some how.” And then when Uncle Cecil started carrying her shopping bags down Rodeo Drive I just laughed and continued on with me day.
But this America’s Next Top Fail shit right here . . .
Discuss.
Quick Flicks: Ciara At The Hollywood Premiere of ‘Orphan’
Life is full of things that just don’t make any sense and Ciara’s new wig is one of them. Don’t get me wrong, as a junior wig crypt overseer I love the style and cut but it just doesn’t fit her and makes her look older. But if she wants to look haggardly I’m all in. I’m just over people referring to this as a hair cut. Call it what the fuck it is, one of Frankie ‘s wigs that got knocked behind her head board by Mon.
Great Value Keri Hilson Game Proper
Weekend posts don’t get more exciting than this! While you were knee deep in hoe shit in a bathroom stall at the club on Friday night [with your George Michael ass] Uncle Ciara was busy trying out a new wig style. An idle mind is truly the devil’s playground but Willona Woods would be proud.
This isn’t the first time we have seen her in a short cropped wig. She rocked a similar style during the dramatic cunt fallout portion in the video for “Promise.”
Uncle CiCi needs to leave the makeover for publicity shit to her friend Kim Kardashian and see what she can do about those free KFC coupons! Her name has become synonymous in Crunkland with free chicken. Fuck this lightweight shit. Leave posing for Beverly Johnson wigs to Geisha.