Rumors emerged over the weekend that Kris Humphries is seeking a cool $7 million from Kim Kardashian to avoid a public divorce trial. Word is the Killer Kardashian Kamp immediately rejected the New Jersey Nets player’s ultimatum after calling him a bitch-made lowly pauper and then blotted the oil produced by their Makeup Forever HD foundation from their faces with a stack of crisp $100 bills. They later would join hands to recite Nicki Minaj’s “Y.U. Mad” verse in unison.
Sources close to Humphries say that he opened a joint bank account with his wife of 72 days where the couple deposited all the earnings from their wedding and other ventures, but has yet to see any of that money.
Sources close to Fresh say that if it was a joint account Humphries could have accessed it, but didn’t.
DIDN’T WE ALMOST HAVE IT ALL?
TMZ – We’re told before they were hitched … Kim and Kris opened a joint account in which they deposited all the money they made from the wedding and other ventures. Our sources say Kris did indeed get money for selling wedding photos and appearing on the Kardashian reality show … but they say all that money went into the joint account and Kris never got any of it.
Paris is burning!
Dressed head-to-toe in fashions from House Mother, draped in a fur shawl and wearing a pair of Kanye West for Guiseppe Zanotti heels, Kim Kardashian had a bird’s eye view of Yeezy’s runway rebound following a critical flop last fall on Tuesday night (March 6).
Highlights from the rapper-turned-designer’s A/W 12 show
“Overall, given the extremely low expectations, I’d say he pulled it off. But with a lot of help. The rumors that he has been hiring consultants right and left seem likely accurate,” wrote Wall Street Journal’s style columnist Christina Binkley during her live blog coverage.
Kim Kardashian relieved Ciara from her normal potato peeling duties and took charge of throwing their mutual BFF Lala Vasquez a bachelorette party at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday. Kizzy Rowland, also temporarily emancipated from her managerial responsibilities around the wig crypt, put her purse watching skills on display while tagging along for the ride. Girl, you’re such a good friend.
In a new interview with InTouch Weekly, the ex-husband of Kim Kardashian fires back following the release of divorce documents from the reality star (a term I use as loosely as Kat Stacks at a Welcome Home Gucci Mane party) in which Kim alleges the music producer physically abused her and treated her like a slave ass bitch. © Kyle Washington
Miss Info just keeps on coming with the exclusives. Uncle Ciara took a leave of absence as Kim Kardashian’s human paparazzi shield earlier this year and has been working in the studio working on her upcoming project since.
SKEET OR DELETE?