Urinal to the stars, Kim Kardashian, invited Twitter slander when she uploaded a picture to Instagram featuring a meal that she cooked up for boyfriend Kanye West, adding “Luxury chef…the Hermes of soul food.”
Stewed oxtails over cauliflower? Not quite. Kim went in: Two fried chicken wings along with portion control friendly servings of green beans, macaroni and cheese, stuffing and cornbread. Pass me a Tahitian Treat fruit punch soda and wake me up for bible study in 40 minutes!
I can’t boil water. Kim would slay my ass in the Iron Chef kitchen. Let one thing be known, just because I am in the starting line-up for Team Chunk doesn’t mean I have the ability to burn.
Still, the uncouth kids weren’t having it for Kim’s plate last night. Not at all. Peep a few of my favorite shady ass comments below!
Kim Kardashian says her relationship with House Mother Kanye is “comforting” because the pair can relate to each other’s life experiences. And all this time you thought it was the La Mer Creme de La Mer facial treatments.
The reality television queen — whose father Robert Kardashian passed away of cancer back in 2003 — tells Lady O in the second part of the Kardashian family interview airing Sunday on ‘Oprah’s Next Chapter’ that she is able to connect with Kanye on a deeper level because they have both faced the tragedy of losing a parent.
Kanye’s mother, Donda West, died after complications from cosmetic surgery in 2007.
“I can really relate to his mother passing, he can really relate to my father passing. I mean, there’s so many similarities in our life that I feel like I’m at a really happy, good space.”
Violetta Wallace is about to sue the fuck out of somebody. In their latest family home music video the Kardashian – Jenner brood lip synch lyrics to the Notorious B.I.G’s “Hypnotize” while making it rain with Monopoly money and boating in the Dominican Republic.
Frank White didn’t die for this but if they edit the clip to include a 30 second promo for Ciroc they can buy Diddy’s blessing.
A source close to Kim Kardashian tell Us Weekly rumors Queen Creole denied House Mother Kanye’s personal urinal the privilege of being close enough to witness one of her farts turn into a cloud of gold dust in the backstage area of her glitzy Atlantic City concert are not true.
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“Kim thought it was such a great show. There’s always some random rumors there is tension between them and there totally isn’t! Kim had so much fun.”
Pimptress Kris and her rolodex of media contacts strikes again.
House Mother Kanye is still heating up his Lean Cuisine meals and allowing his pantyhose to drip dry over at Kim Kardashian‘s place, and vice versa. The couple played it close like butter plays toast while watching the Los Angeles Lakers take on the Denver Nuggets in Game Seven of the Western Conference Quarterfinals on Saturday (May 12). View more flicks from their date night below.
The pair was spotted a day later locking lips on the set of Kim’s photo shoot for Vogue Italia.
With cameras in tow, Kim Kardashiancozied up with rumored boyfriend House Mother Kanye at the grand opening of Scott Disick‘s new Japanese restaurant in New York City on Monday night (April 23). The pair was joined by Kim’s mother Kris Jenner, sisters Khloe, Kourtney and Kylie and temporarily unemployed brother-in-law Lamar Odom and brother Rob.
Kimye was later spotted holding hands in the Meatpacking (stop the shade) District as they walk into the Gansevoort hotel. Earlier in the day, Kim was also spotted departing from LAX wearing the initials KW earrings. You know HMK likes to stamp what is his.
Over the past weekend, Kim tweeted a picture of her and ‘Ye sporting a matching pair of Air Jordan 3s with the caption “Money tall like Jordan,” a reference to 2 Chainz’s verse on HMK’s street anthem “Mercy.”
But we’re already accustomed to those types of stunts.