Violetta Wallace is about to sue the fuck out of somebody. In their latest family home music video the Kardashian – Jenner brood lip synch lyrics to the Notorious B.I.G’s “Hypnotize” while making it rain with Monopoly money and boating in the Dominican Republic.
Frank White didn’t die for this but if they edit the clip to include a 30 second promo for Ciroc they can buy Diddy’s blessing.
A source close to Kim Kardashian tell Us Weekly rumors Queen Creole denied House Mother Kanye’s personal urinal the privilege of being close enough to witness one of her farts turn into a cloud of gold dust in the backstage area of her glitzy Atlantic City concert are not true.
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“Kim thought it was such a great show. There’s always some random rumors there is tension between them and there totally isn’t! Kim had so much fun.”
Pimptress Kris and her rolodex of media contacts strikes again.
House Mother Kanye is still heating up his Lean Cuisine meals and allowing his pantyhose to drip dry over at Kim Kardashian‘s place, and vice versa. The couple played it close like butter plays toast while watching the Los Angeles Lakers take on the Denver Nuggets in Game Seven of the Western Conference Quarterfinals on Saturday (May 12). View more flicks from their date night below.
The pair was spotted a day later locking lips on the set of Kim’s photo shoot for Vogue Italia.
With cameras in tow, Kim Kardashian cozied up with rumored boyfriend House Mother Kanye at the grand opening of Scott Disick‘s new Japanese restaurant in New York City on Monday night (April 23). The pair was joined by Kim’s mother Kris Jenner, sisters Khloe, Kourtney and Kylie and temporarily unemployed brother-in-law Lamar Odom and brother Rob.
Kimye was later spotted holding hands in the Meatpacking (stop the shade) District as they walk into the Gansevoort hotel. Earlier in the day, Kim was also spotted departing from LAX wearing the initials KW earrings. You know HMK likes to stamp what is his.
Over the past weekend, Kim tweeted a picture of her and ‘Ye sporting a matching pair of Air Jordan 3s with the caption “Money tall like Jordan,” a reference to 2 Chainz’s verse on HMK’s street anthem “Mercy.”
But we’re already accustomed to those types of stunts.
Mama is out doing the Hollywood thing. Bryson is going to have to find his own transportation to Greenbriar Mall.
Pictured below, shutterbugs crowded Kim Katrashian and NeNe Leakes while leaving Nobu restaurant on Wednesday (April 18). Kim recently gave the pseudo-announcement that she has plans to run for mayor of Glendale, California.
“I’m gonna run for the mayor of Glendale. You have to have full residency in Glendale, so Noelle’s going to head my campaign, but it’s going to be five years for Glendale.”
“So I have to buy a house there,” she declared in a clip for an upcoming episode for her sister’s reality show ‘Khloe & Lamar.’
“You have to have residency, so Noelle and I are looking into all the requirements. It’s [an] Armenian town. But I need to wait like five years.”
No more Pac Div for you, sweetie.
