JR Smith Shades Kris Humphries By Reminding Him Who The House Mother Is Now

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He’s got that ambition baby, look in his eyes. That’s my muvah.

Stealing a moment away from his busy schedule of selecting Italian fabrics worthy of wiping away baby vomit, Kanye West served optimal amounts of fever while attending the Rafs Simons Fall / Winter 2013 show at Paris Fashion Week. Consider it practice for this year’s Kardashian Kristmas Kard.

In news related to HMK, following the Net’s Monday night 88-85 win over the Knicks, Kim Kardashian’s estranged husband Kris Humphries took to Twitter to engage in a little trash talking. “Big game tonight! The Garden got really quiet on the way out! #Brooklyn,” the Nets forward posted on his account.

But.

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Kanye West’s Ex-Girlfriend Brooke Crittendon Shades The Queen, Calls Him Insecure

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Listen up, the ex-girlfriend of House Mother Kanye has a story to tell.

Brooke Crittendon, 31, tells The Sun she isn’t convinced that his relationship with Kim Kardashian will last and reveals his vulnerability during their romance caused the superstar to feel insecure. Crumpets for your tea?

On Kanye being secretly insecure and terrified she would leave him: “He was not macho — he needed you to be with him and needed your opinion. He was quite vulnerable. He was insecure as he couldn’t be with me every day. I got the impression he worried he wasn’t good enough for me. He needs people to tell him he is good and that he is needed and wanted. He wouldn’t start his show unless I was at the side of the stage. One night the show was delayed because he couldn’t find me. He refused to go on till I’d told him it was going to be OK.”

On Kanye finding his equal in Kim Kardashian: “For Kanye, what other person besides Kim Kardashian is there? There’s Halle Berry, J-Lo and Beyonce but they are all taken. She fits into his brand. Part of being untouchable is having what other people want. It’s about saying, ‘Everybody wants her and she wants me’. That makes sense in Kanye’s world. I know he has had a thing with her for a while. I’m sure he watched her tape. After we broke up, we caught up as friends and he mentioned her, I knew something was there. In Hollywood, you cannot say ‘forever’. Them being together satisfies them for now. Having a baby ticks a box. She wanted kids and it’s his legacy.”

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Kanye West Deposed In Kim Kardashian / Kris Humphries Divorce Battle

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Puss in boots! Appearing pensive and equally cunty, Kanye West was photographed walking the streets of Manhattan on Thursday (November 29) wearing an outfit worthy of Andre Leon Talley’s approval and muff print.

House Mother Kanye has been roped in the ongoing divorce proceedings between his girlfriend Kim Kardashian and second husband Kris Humphries, reportedly forced into a deposition hearing by Humphries’ lawyer as they try to untangle the love triangle. Hoe shit is such a slippery slope to navigate.

Kardashian first filed to end their 72 day marriage in October 2011, but Humphries later asked for annulment after suggesting that their marriage was a fraud.

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Not Everyone In Bahrain Is Here For Kim Kardashian, Officials Attempt To Block Her Visit

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I let out a couple dozen hearty kee-kee’s last week after reading that Kate Middleton had allegedly snubbed the Kardashian Klan by returning sample items from their new clothing line available at UK department store Dorothy Perkins that Kim Kardashian had mailed to her.

“Kate is hardly going to turn up for an event with the Queen in a cheap leopard print miniskirt or gold sequinned jacket,” Marie Claire UK’s insider says of the Duchess of Cambridge’s decision to return the items.

And the I’m Not Here For The Kardashians On Any Level fan page on Facebook keeps on growing.

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Kim Kardashian Flaunts Kanye West ‘Cruel Summer’ Heels

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The perks to playing human urinal for one of music’s biggest slaves to fashion? First dibs on the goods, baby.

Kim Kardashian took to her Instagram last week to support House Mother Kanye in flaunting his newest creation for Italian red carpet footwear designer Giuseppe Zanotti, posing with her feet as the center of attention and not that ass. Hurry up and buy!

The sandals — called Cruel Summer — feature an intricate wing/leaf motif and shiny ivory finish. Take another look at the heels after the jump.

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