From Frank Ocean and Ciara to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, stars turned out in style at the Fall / Winter 2013 fashion show for Givenchy during Paris Fashion Week on Sunday.
Warm yourself up by standing next to the heat emanating from The Artist Formerly Known As Lonny Breaux’s side-eye fever and click through the gallery for all of the fashions from the night.
Allow me to take a moment to denounce the ain’t shitness of the parties responsible for the photo mash-up featuring a very pregnant Kim Kardashian having a style showdown against a killer whale. It took everything in me not to drop a tray of garlic crab legs (okay, not really) and wall slide to my death when the image tap danced across my Instagram feed over the weekend. The world wide web is fucking petty, darling. Loves it.
Too bad keen observations alone won’t be enough to keep Kimmy Kakes in the krib throughout her pregnancy.
The former urinal to the stars enjoyed a girls night out with friend La La Anthony at celebrity hot spot Nobu on Friday night (March 1).
“Beyonce told Oprah that she wouldn’t be who she was if she didn’t have Jay-Z to go home to, that’s pretty awesome. When a woman’s career is great no one says ‘she must’ve had a good man,’ but when it goes south everyone blames ‘that damn husband. When a man does well or is powerful, we tend to say ‘he must’ve had a good woman behind him’ but it also goes the other way . . . I just loved that Beyonce gave praises to her husband Jay-Z for helping strengthen her, for challenging her to go higher.”
– Sherri Shepherd takes to her Twitter account to kneel at the yaki throne [S2S]
Last night, Kim Kardashian and sister Kourtney appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to plug their E! reality series, ‘Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.’ During their sit down, Kim — who is in her second trimester — insisted that the baby she is expecting with boyfriend Kanye West will be kept private.
We’ll see what Kris Jenner has to say about that.
Kim Kardashian Heads To The Gym
He’s got that ambition baby, look in his eyes. That’s my
Stealing a moment away from his busy schedule of selecting Italian fabrics worthy of wiping away baby vomit, Kanye West served optimal amounts of fever while attending the Rafs Simons Fall / Winter 2013 show at Paris Fashion Week. Consider it practice for this year’s Kardashian Kristmas Kard.
In news related to HMK, following the Net’s Monday night 88-85 win over the Knicks, Kim Kardashian’s estranged husband Kris Humphries took to Twitter to engage in a little trash talking. “Big game tonight! The Garden got really quiet on the way out! #Brooklyn,” the Nets forward posted on his account.
Puss in boots! Appearing pensive and equally cunty, Kanye West was photographed walking the streets of Manhattan on Thursday (November 29) wearing an outfit worthy of Andre Leon Talley’s approval and muff print.
House Mother Kanye has been roped in the ongoing divorce proceedings between his girlfriend Kim Kardashian and second husband Kris Humphries, reportedly forced into a deposition hearing by Humphries’ lawyer as they try to untangle the love triangle. Hoe shit is such a slippery slope to navigate.
Kardashian first filed to end their 72 day marriage in October 2011, but Humphries later asked for annulment after suggesting that their marriage was a fraud.
I let out a couple dozen hearty kee-kee’s last week after reading that Kate Middleton had allegedly snubbed the Kardashian Klan by returning sample items from their new clothing line available at UK department store Dorothy Perkins that Kim Kardashian had mailed to her.
“Kate is hardly going to turn up for an event with the Queen in a cheap leopard print miniskirt or gold sequinned jacket,” Marie Claire UK’s insider says of the Duchess of Cambridge’s decision to return the items.
And the I’m Not Here For The Kardashians On Any Level fan page on Facebook keeps on growing.