Kick Off Your Shoes And Relax Your Feet: Oh, Kimberly.

kim feet Kick Off Your Shoes And Relax Your Feet: Oh, Kimberly.

And this little piggy went “Stop it, five!” all the way home.

Kim Kardashian stuffed her swollen feet inside a $2,950 pair of Givenchy Albertina podium heels for an afternoon out with mom Kris Jenner in Los Angeles yesterday. At last, your great-aunt pearl and someone on the E! channel finally have something in common. She paired the sandals with a white open sleeve dress from the same designer. House Mother Kanye would have it no other way.

kim kardashian Kick Off Your Shoes And Relax Your Feet: Oh, Kimberly.

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Rumors People Believe: House Mother Kanye Agreed To Perform On ‘SNL’ If They Banned Kim Kardashian Jokes

kanye kim Rumors People Believe: House Mother Kanye Agreed To Perform On SNL If They Banned Kim Kardashian Jokes

With a highly anticipated studio album ‘No Fats, No Femmes’ and child with girlfriend Kim Kardashian on its way, House Mother Kanye is showing no signs of slowing down.

Days after showing up to the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City with a bag of potpourri from Costco on his arm, the legendary ballroom chanteuse was spotted on an Atlanta rooftop filming a cameo for ‘Anchorman: The Legend Continues’ yesterday. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

“He was quite afraid of heights and required an umbrella for shade most of the time he was on the roof,” said an eyewitness. Go in, Muvah West.

In related dove cries, the cornerstone of journalistic integrity and truth that is the National Enquirer reports that HMK only agreed to be the musical guest on ‘Saturday Night Live’ if show writers didn’t make any jokes at the expense of his baby mama.

“Kanye, who’s been on SNL before, warned he wouldn’t appear if they made fun of Big Momma,” said an insider. Consequence, is that you?

So Happy Together, I Guess

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Still Trying: Ray J Enlists Kim Kardashian Look-Alike For “I Hit It First” Video

If I had one wish, it would be for blackened Drake (sorry Tyrese, you lost the crown) to sit the hell down and petition for ‘One On One’ to come back for another season.

The music video for “I Hit It First” chronicles the tale of how Moesha’s brousin was the fairy godmother in the Cinderella story that is ex-girflriend Kim Kardashian. Lord send me a sponsor worthy of Teairra Mari so he can go buh-buy-buy-buy-buy.

You can go ahead and press play if you want, or log on YouTube and watch tutorials on how to properly fade your drawn on eyebrows. I’m pretty sure you can decide which is more important.

Watch This: Ray J Talks “I Hit It First” Controversy, Teairra Mari And More

Ray J didn’t realize how the impact of a track titled “I Hit It First” could be detrimental to the reputation of Kim Kardashian’s vagina, honestly.

In an exclusive sit down with Karen Civil, Moesha’s brousin explains that he still wants to be “respectful” about his controversial song and dishes on the concept of the music video set to drop next week.

Rumors People Believe: House Mother Kanye West Wants To Name Baby North

kanye kim Rumors People Believe: House Mother Kanye West Wants To Name Baby North

HMK wants to name the hologram currently being created by the DONDA Institute inside girlfriend Kim Kardashian‘s diamond lined uterus North when it arrives in July because he thinks its sounds good with his surname West, an anonymous* source tells pillar of journalistic integrity The Sun.

Yet my pearls remain unclutched. Why is that?

Anyway, Kim testified under oath that she loved Kris Humphries once upon a time at a deposition this week, TMZ reports. Now he’s just someone that she used to know. I’m typing this with the back of my left hand pressed against my forehead.

PHOTOS: Check out the latest pictures of Kim Kardashian

Kris’ lawyer grilled for evidence that Kim defrauded Kris and only married him to boost ratings for her reality show.

He’s shooting for an annulment based on fraud, but sources say the depo didn’t help his case. The divorce trial will begin on my birthday, May 6. Look at God!

*You play too much, Brooke.

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The Financial Records Of Bokeem Woodbine Remain Safe During Hacks, Beyonce And Others Not As Fortunate

1 The Financial Records Of Bokeem Woodbine Remain Safe During Hacks, Beyonce And Others Not As Fortunate

Two-step identity verification can’t save you in the real world. A website published credit reports, mortgage payments, Social Security numbers and more of Jay-Z, Beyonce and Kim Kardashian — as well as First Lady Michelle Obama, Mel Gibson and Paris Hilton.

Also victimized were Britney Spears, Donald Trump, Hulk Hogan, Ashton Kutcher, Vice President Joe Biden, FBI Director Robert Mueller, Attorney General Eric Holder, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and human paper weight Sarah Palin.

Hulk Hogan, my dude? I’ll give you everybody else but you need your ass beat for that one. Card carrying Hulkamaniac speaking, and I’m tight. [New York Daily News]

2 The Financial Records Of Bokeem Woodbine Remain Safe During Hacks, Beyonce And Others Not As Fortunate

A source tells Star magazine that when House Mother Kanye and Kim Kardashian would run into Anna Wintour around New York Fashion Week, Anna would blow HMK air kisses and shit but refused to even look at his Malibu Barbie. Jesus, hold my mule. [Dlisted]

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