Kim Kardashian Blesses The World With A Backshot

kim kardasian Kim Kardashian Blesses The World With A Backshot

House Mother Kanye’s line sister proved that he isn’t the only stunt queen in the family by uploading a backshot to her Instagram account on Wednesday night (October 16) with the caption “#NoFilter”. Don’t you feel guilty about starting your morning off with that McGriddle from McDonald’s now?

Not to be outdone, HMK retweeted the photo and added “HEADING HOME NOW.” Expect Kris Jenner to turn this into a five part special on E! within the next couple of weeks. That’s how a boss ass bitch operates.

Quick Flicks: Kim Kardashian Grabs Lunch With Blac Chyna

chyna 3 Quick Flicks: Kim Kardashian Grabs Lunch With Blac ChynaThis isn’t the First-Time Moms Club advertised on your church’s bulletin board.

Kim Kardashian and new gal pal Black Chyna were spotted at Stanley’s restaurant in Los Angeles for lunch on Tuesday (September 24). Kourtney Kardashian and longtime boyfriend Scott Disick were also on hand for the outing that was captured by a camera crew.

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HMK Crowns Himself The Number One Rock Star On The Planet, Parties With Oprah

girlfriend please HMK Crowns Himself The Number One Rock Star On The Planet, Parties With Oprah

House Mother Kanye is back on his thug misses kick. Fuck a dime, he’s a silver dollar.

During an interview with BBC Radio 1, Kim Kardashian’s line sister anointed himself the Number One Rock Star on the planet.

Until I get approved for a Marshalls credit card I have no reason to dsagree. Remember, his presence is a present.

“People are gonna look at this interview and say ‘hey, I understand what he’s talking about’. People are gonna look at this interview and say ‘I don’t like Kanye, he looks mad, I don’t like his teeth,” HMK explained to TV presenter and radio DJ Zane Lowe.

“We the real rock stars and I’m the biggest of all of them. I’m the Number One rock star on the planet.”

For the sake of all those involved I really hope a tiara comes with that title. Check out snapshots of HMK and his baby mama partying with Oprah and Diddy at a birthday party for Jimmy Iovine‘s girlfriend late Saturday after the jump.

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Kanye West Gushes About Kim Kardashian And Baby North On ‘Kris’ Finale

kanye kris Kanye West Gushes About Kim Kardashian And Baby North On Kris Finale

We are a family like a giant tree, branching out for the sky.

Today, Kris Jenner teased clips of her hour-long interview with the Deena Jones of G.O.O.D. Music, Kanye West, airing tomorrow on the finale episode for her daytime talk show.

According to Jenner, the interview came about when the two “roommates” passed each other in the hallway of her Calabasas, California home. He made the suggestion to come on the talk show to get bitches straight about his public persona and relationship with Jenner’s daughter Kim Kardashian.

During his sit-down with the E! matriarch, the notoriously-private, paparazzi-loathing  hause muvah shares that welcoming daughter North West into the world was a life affirming one experience.

“After I lost my mother, there were times I felt like, I would put my life at risk. I felt like sometimes I didn’t have something to live for,” he said. “Now I have two really special people to live for, a whole family to live for. A whole world to live for.”

In the clip posted below, HMK speaks about applying the key life lesson his grandfather, who recently passed away, to life and his relationship with Kardashian: “His whole thing was joy. Just joy, having joy in his life. She’s my joy and she brought my new joy into the world, and there’s no paparazzi or no blog comment that’s gonna take that joy from me.”

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No Fats, No Femmes: Kandida West Has Spoken

girlfriend please No Fats, No Femmes: Kandida West Has Spoken

God bless the man who knocked House Mother Kanye‘s period on.

In promotion of his latest album ‘No Fats, No Femmes’ (now available on iTunes and inside heaven’s gift shop) HMK has been serving freshmen year Whitley Gilbert in a bid to convince all that he is the baddest past, present and future bitch to tip around campus.

As someone pointed out on Twitter recently, HMK’s delusions of grandeur would make bomb-ass social media bios, and his most recent interview with W Magazine is no exception. I hugged myself and laughed like Ray Charles several times.

That bitch is on one.

 On how being denied from a fashion show inspired ‘I Am A Stunt Queen’

So the next day I went to the studio with Daft Punk, and I wrote ‘I Am a God!’ Cause it’s like, Yo! Nobody can tell me where I can and can’t go. Man, I’m the No. 1 living and breathing rock star. I am Axl Rose; I am Jim Morrison; I am Jimi Hendrix. You can’t say that you love music and then say that Kanye West can’t come to your show! To even think they could tell me where I could and couldn’t go is just ludicrous. It’s blasphemous — to rock ’n’ roll, and to music. How can someone stop my opportunity to see something that he can teach me, that I can help teach the world? … I made that song because I am a god. I don’t think there’s much more explanation. I’m not going to sit here and defend shit. That shit is rock ’n’ roll, man. That shit is rap music. I am a god. Now what?

On having an ego the size of Tony Siragusa

On one end, I try to scale it back. Because I don’t want to close any of the doors needed to create the best product possible. But my ego is my drug. My drug is, ‘I’m better than all you other motherfuckers. Kiss my ass!’

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Stunts And Shows: Kim Kardashians Asks ‘How The Fuck Did I Get Like This’ In Reaction To Pregnant Curves

kim body Stunts And Shows: Kim Kardashians Asks How The Fuck Did I Get Like This In Reaction To Pregnant Curves

In a new preview for season eight of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ (watch it below) a visibly “frustrated” Kim Kardashian vents “How the fuck did I get like this?” in response to her growing belly. You wobbled instead of swallowed, that’s how in the fuck.

In related news more worthy of your precious eyeball movement, House Mother Kanye outdid himself with the invitations to his baby shower. Of course I am giving him full credit for all elements related to this legendary affair. The mental image of him pacing across the kitchen floor in Kim’s monogram spa slippers while pouring over details about pink watercress sandwiches is the abundant life they talk about in bible study. Don’t be mad at me for trying to touch the hem of his garment.

Invited guests, including the floral incubator, each received a music box featuring a ballerina twirling to his 2005 ‘Late Registration’ track, “Hey Mama.” It’s just emotion taking me over.

Kim And Kris Arrive In Los Angeles

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